My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 54… Photos without PS traces

　　A photo of Ling Su kissing someone?

 

　　Xiao Luo’s first reaction was that he was caught by the camera when he was playing hooliganism with his shit-shoveling officer in the movie theater that day .

 

　　But thinking about it again, it’s obviously not right. He checked in advance, it’s a blind spot of surveillance, there is no possibility of being secretly photographed, unless—it’s a photo of Ling Su and other people.

 

　　Thinking of this possibility, Xiao Luo felt bad.

 

　　”Photo?” Ling Su felt that something was wrong, but he still kept a calm face, “How is it possible?”

 

　　He took the EMS, opened the door, and put the little orange cat in place immediately.

 

　　Ling Yan stood behind him, watched his every move calmly, and suddenly said: “Are you raising Xiao Pang as an ancestor?”

 

　　Ling Su smiled noncommittally, and asked: “Coffee or black tea? “

 

　　”Coffee, no milk or sugar.” Ling Yan turned around and went to tease the little orange cat.

 

　　Xiao Luo squatted in the cat’s nest, miraculously watching Ling’s eldest brother take out a pack of small dried fish from his briefcase. The packaging is exquisite, and it is specially marked as salt-free, which can be eaten by kittens. The small pack is only 35g and the price is not cheap. 

 

　　”Xiao Pang, Uncle will give you dried fish.”

 

　　”…” Brother, are you kidding me?

 

　　Xiao Luo pretended not to understand, lowered his head and licked his paws. His eyes landed on the EMS file bag sent by the eldest brother of the Ling family. He couldn’t help being startled: last time, Master said that he’d send him two amulets by mail, but there was no movement for so many days. Could it be that it just happened to be sent to the Ling family?

 

　　There was no detailed address of the sender on the courier slip, only a flamboyant signature. Xiao Luo carefully discerned it for a long time, and barely figured out that those four words were… Master Qingfeng.

 

　　Why is it different from the master’s font in his memory?

 

　　Was it sent by someone else?

 

　　Xiao Luo tilted his head in doubt, thinking about what was going on, when a burst of fragrant smell floated to the tip of his nose, making him have the urge to salivate and drool.

 

　　”Xiao Pang, eat small dried fish? Come on, don’t let your papa see, eat some secretly…” It turned out that Ling Yan opened the packaging bag.

 

　　”Meow!” Xiao Luo responded cheerfully, as if he could understand why Husky liked small fish so much. For cats, this thing is simply an irresistible temptation!

 

　　”Brother, Xiao Pang is still young. So he can only drink milk powder, and the milk cake has to be soaked before he can eat it.” Ling Su was making coffee, and when he looked up at a sneaky person and a cat not far away, he immediately reminded him coldly.

 

　　His elder brother has liked to keep pets and plants since he was a child. He is a very caring person. Unfortunately, what he raises will die, even potted plants such as cactus and aloe that require little care. Ling Yan also calmed down, and didn’t want to harm those innocent little lives anymore.

 

　　After Tuantuan was born, Ling Yan didn’t know what he thought of, and he simply portrayed himself as a strict father who was full of dignity and difficult to get along with.

 

　　”That’s it, then don’t eat it.” Ling Yan put away the dried fish with some embarrassment.

 

　　”Meow!” Seeing this posture, Xiao Luo was unhappy, and immediately hugged Brother Ling’s trouser legs, stretching out his paws: Don’t take it away, leave some for me. I can eat it! I’m not an average cat! Hey, big brother, look at me!

 

　　”Xiao Pang, don’t dig up brother’s pants.” Ling Su shook his head dumbfounded, and then changed the subject, “Brother, what did Grandpa say?”

 

　　Xiao Luo felt embarrassed, and honestly withdrew his paw. He laid back to the cat’s nest, simply closed his eyes and pretended to take a nap, ready to eavesdrop openly.

 

　　Ling Yan handed the dried fish to Ling Su for safekeeping, took the coffee, and put it on the tea table. His expression regained his usual calmness: “This is also the purpose of my visit. Grandpa asked you to go home tonight for dinner.”

 

　　”Is it as simple as having a meal?” Ling Su opened the EMS file bag casually, and asked back with obvious disbelief.

 

　　”The one from the third uncle’s family has returned to China. He is here to visit grandpa today. If you go back, you may be able to meet him.” Ling Yan took a sip of his coffee, “Your skills are good.” 

 

　　”Ling Xuan returned to China?” Xiao Luo opened his eyes suddenly. 

 

　　 He noticed that something was wrong with the tone of his shit-shoveling officer, and couldn’t help but wonder: who is this Ling Xuan?

 

　　It’s a pity that the two brothers of the Ling family didn’t talk about this person anymore.

 

　　Ling Su took out the things packed in sealed bags from his pocket, carefully identified them for a while, and asked, “This is… an amulet? There is also a note inside, signed by Master Qingfeng.” 

 

　　”Master Qingfeng!” Ling Yan raised his head in surprise, “It is said that Master Qingfeng’s amulets are hard to come by. It is a miracle that he gave you two at a time.” 

 

　　”Amulet, what is it for?” Ling Su didn’t feel excited at all, but was slightly worried.

 

　　”Keeping you safe, subduing demons and warding off evil spirits or something.”

 

　　”Good stuff.” Ling Su seconded casually. Seeing his elder brother’s expression, he decisively put the two amulets back into the back pocket and handed them over, “It seems that you like it.For the sake of being my big brother, I will give it to you, and I will give the other one to grandpa.”

 

　　”Hey? Don’t you want it?” Ling Yan couldn’t believe it.

 

　　Ling Su shook his head: “I don’t need it. It’s enough for me to have Xiao Pang.” What if Xiao Luo can’t get close if he wears this thing?

 

　　You need it! Xiao Luo was extremely conflicted in his heart. It was specially sent to him by his master, in order to protect his shit-shoveling officer from being approached by little monsters, but—forget it, since Ling Su doesn’t want it, let it go. Anyway, the amulet exchanged from the system mall should not be bad.

 

　　Thinking of this, Xiao Luo finally comforted himself, and then decisively spent 9999+9999 to exchange for an amulet for himself as compensation.

 

　　”Grandpa’s share, you should give it to him yourself.” Ling Yan hesitated for a while, thinking about the expert’s hexagram. It turned out that the little orange cat was the most important.

 

　　”Brother, go and give it away, I’ll give you a chance to be courteous. By the way, help me when the time comes.” 

 

　　”You told me last time that you like the same sex, were you kidding me?” Ling Yan put the amulet into his briefcase, looked at his younger brother with a serious expression, “I have investigated all the same-sex people around you, and I didn’t find anyone you walked very close to. Were you just joking?” 

 

　　”No, I’m serious.” Ling Su shook his head, “I never joke about feelings.”

 

　　After Ling Yan stared at his younger brother for a few seconds, he asked in a deep voice, “Who is that person?” 

 

　　”I can’t tell you.” Ling Su was firm.

 

　　Xiao Luo eavesdropped nervously for a long time, and just when he was about to go out to gain some sense of presence, he suddenly heard the eldest brother of the Ling family say: “It’s Ling Xuan?” 

 

　　”What’s the matter with Ling Xuan?”

 

　　Ling Su was surprised. Looking at his elder brother who was anxious, he wondered if there was something wrong with his brain circuit.

 

　　”Didn’t you play very well with Ling Xuan when you were young? After he went abroad, I think you were depressed for a long time. Have you been in touch?” 

 

　　”Brother, you think too much.” Ling Su He sighed helplessly, “Ling Xuan, this guy has nothing to do with me. After he left the country, we lost contact.” 

 

　　”Then will you go back to dinner tonight?” Ling Yan obviously didn’t believe it.

 

　　Xiao Luo crawled out of the cat’s nest, quickly ran to the shit shovel officer with his short legs, and then grabbed Ling Su’s trousers and climbed up.

 

　　Ling Su reached out to pick up the little orange cat, put it on his lap, and said casually: “Okay, I will take Xiao Pang back tonight. By the way, let’s see what happened to the photo that was sent to Grandpa.” 

 

　　”Then it’s settled.”

 

　　After sending Ling Yan away, Ling Su found that his chubby was staring at him with an accusing expression, as if asking: Did you like someone else behind my back? What a shame!

 

　　The shit shovel officer smiled instantly: “Xiao Pang, let’s go and see what’s interesting!”

 

　　”Meow!” Hey, hey, shouldn’t you take the initiative to explain Ling Xuan’s affairs clearly at this time?

 

　　The moment the little orange cat was picked up, it bared its teeth and claws to protest in various ways, but the shit shovel officer solved it with a kiss with ease.

 

　　Cats are so powerless!

 

　　Xiao Luo could only watch helplessly as his shit shovel officer was enthusiastically making travel itineraries, and wanted to stand on the sidelines. But Ling Su didn’t give him the chance.

 

　　”Will you go to the film and television city?”

 

　　”Meow!” Xiao Luo shook his head.

 

　　”What about Mount Putuo? You can play here for two days…”

 

　　”Meow!” Shaking his head violently.

 

　　”Xiao Pang wants to go to other provinces?”

 

　　”Meow!” I want to sleep!

 

　　However, Xiao Luo couldn’t wait for the time to sleep this afternoon, to be precise, he couldn’t wait for the time for his shit-shoveling officer to sleep. Because he didn’t have a good rest for several days, he dozed off and fell asleep in a daze.

 

　　 During this time, Grandpa Ling made a phone call himself. Ling Su went to the balcony to answer it, but Xiao Luo still woke up. It just so happened that there was an extra text message on his cell phone, which showed that it was from Master.

 

　　Master: Xiao Luo, have you received the amulet?

 

　　Xiao Luo’s drowsiness disappeared in an instant. He was so frightened that he almost broke out in a cold sweat. He carefully glanced at the location of the balcony to confirm that Ling Su would not notice the notification tone of the text message, and quickly turned his back, replying with difficulty: Master, it’s not convenient for me to answer the phone and receive text messages now, please wait for my message and don’t reply.

 

　　Afterwards, the short message was simply deleted.

 

　　”Xiao Pang, you woke up so soon?” Ling Su came back from the call, and saw the little orange cat playing with his mobile phone, “Grandpa called just now and asked me to go over early. We will leave now, is that okay?” 

 

       Your attitude of seriously consulting my opinion will make me misunderstand. Xiao Luo slandered silently, then meowed cutely, and couldn’t help but wonder in his heart: Grandpa Ling called Ling Su back in such a hurry, what’s the matter?

 

　　An hour later, Xiao Luo finally knew the answer.

 

　　”The other party sent another anonymous letter, asking for 50 million, otherwise all these photos will be published in the newspaper.” The expression on the Ling family’s eldest brother’s face was very serious.

 

　　Xiao Luo lay on Ling Su’s shoulder, glanced casually, and was stunned: over twenty high-definition uncensored photos. The protagonists were all Ling Su without exception, and there were male and female supporting roles. None of them were large-scale kissing photos, even…bed photos!

 

　　The little orange cat blew up.

 

　　Ling Su frowned slightly: “This is not me.”

 

　　”Of course I know it’s not you. You are my grandson. I know quite well what kind of person you are, but the tricky thing now is that these photos don’t have any PS 1 PS is short for Photoshop traces.” Grandpa Ling said in a deep voice, “That’s why I told you to come back quickly.”

Editor: Jieamnin