My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 52… The live broadcast starts

　   The weekend arrived in a flash. The multi-functional media building of the Art Department of W University was borrowed as the casting audition venue for Li Wei’s new play “First Love”. Director Li and Film Emperor Su were nowhere to be found, leaving behind the struggling assistant director, screenwriter, and photographer who looked at each other in blank dismay.

 

　　”Where did the director go?”

 

　　”It seems that he is going to do something very important! He and Film Emperor Su also went together.” 

 

　　”How about telling the students outside that the audition time will be changed to the afternoon?”

 

　　Where is Li Wei?

 

　　As soon as Xiao Luo entered the door, he saw Director Li who was arguing with the macaw. The live broadcast was decided a week ago. The live broadcast will be in the form of a pet battle, and all proceeds will be donated.

 

　　Originally, it was just a small matter, a small live broadcast, and there are countless beauties, handsome men, uncles and aunts on all major platforms who are live broadcasting and earning money every day. Logically speaking, this small movement should not alarm Director Li Wei and the actor Su. However, these two are masters who are used to worrying, and they are afraid that their children will hurt their self-esteem if they mess up their first live broadcast.

 

　　The location of the live broadcast was finally set at the multimedia hall on the third floor of the W University Library. The scene was rearranged to make it very homely and cozy. Four computers were placed side by side, with separate cameras and microphones. The keyboard and mouse were also specially ordered. Yes, suitable for pets.

 

　　Rich and willful. Xiao Luo commented silently. After learning that these equipments were provided by his shit-shoveling officer, he immediately looked at Ling Su with the same expression as looking at a prodigal: This guy is going to waste money!

 

　　”Coco, this is your first time as a host and you are inexperienced. How can you not memorize the lines?” Li Wei is still trying to persuade the macaw to cooperate with the script, so as not to mess up halfway.

 

　　However——

 

　　The rebellious period came too late, Coco is all about fighting with Director Li: “NO! NO! I can’t recite such stupid lines! Don’t think that you can bully me just because I don’t read much!”

 

　　”Okay, if you don’t memorize the lines, someone must carry the camera for you, right?” Director Li confronted Coco and was completely defeated.

 

　　”I have a mobile phone, ah ha ha ha…” The macaw proudly grabbed the mobile phone that Luo Baibai used to live broadcast before, and flapped its wings arrogantly, “You can eat dirt, you have nothing to do here.”

 

　　”Director Li, I think you should go back first.” Su Chen suppressed a smile and said. Because his injury hadn’t healed, he had been staying in the nursing home before. There is Wu Huan’s competition today, so naturally his daddy couldn’t be absent.

 

　　”Let me explain to the other side that the audition will be changed to the afternoon.” Li Wei took out his mobile phone unwillingly, and refused to leave.

 

　　Xiao Luo withdrew his gaze. His attitude was very correct, but his shit-shoveling officer seemed more nervous than him.

 

　　”Xiao Pang, don’t worry, just play as usual, even if you lose, it’s okay. Oh, by the way, are you going to pee?” 

 

　　”Meow!” I’m not worried at all. A “little mouse” playing games is definitely normal. Of course, there is a husky who will hinder us. Maybe… Well, it’s just a game anyway! Also, I just peed before I came out, shit shoveller, can you not be so nervous?

 

　　Xiao Luo covered his face, turned his head to look at Luo Baibai and Vice President Luo on the other side, look at them, that is the correct way for “father and son” to open up!

 

　　Lao Luo: “Baibai, try the computer?”

 

　　Luo Baibai:【I won’t try it anymore, I want to read the book for a while.】

 

　　Lao Luo: “She couldn’t come today as she had something to do. Don’t blame her.”

 

　　Luo Baibai:【Well, it’s okay, work is important.】

 

　　Um, the correct way…? Xiao Luo was a little skeptical, and looked at the husky again.

 

　　”Woof!” Young lady, can you buy me dried fish?

 

　　Bai Qingyun: “Xiaoha, stop spinning around. You’re making me dizzy.”

 

　　”Bow woof!” If there is no dried fish, cat food is fine too! OK? Is it okay?

 

　　Bai Qingyun directly stuffed the Husky with a bottle of prepared goat milk. Husky took a few mouthfuls of disgust, and finally became quiet.

 

　　【Xiao Miao, thank you for the information you gave me before! That Wang Xiaojie really came to look for Chenchen later, but was kicked out by Chenchen!】Wu Huan quickly ran to the little orange cat and said happily.

 

　　【He didn’t make things difficult for your family’s Chenchen, did he?】Xiao Luo took his gaze away from Husky. Remembering that he still owed this kid a thousand points of charm, and immediately went to the system to pay off the debt.

 

　　【Well, I can’t say it, I think he’s a bit weird.】As a pudding hamster, Wu Huan’s IQ is far higher than its peers, but it is not a human being after all, and cannot deeply understand human emotions. Especially the paranoid psychology of the old Wang next door, the hamster is simply too normal.

 

　　”Children~ urgent assembly!” The macaw grabbed the mobile phone and flew twice in mid-air excitedly, its loud voice resounding in every corner of the multimedia hall.

 

　　The four computers have been turned on. Xiao Luo, Erha, Luo Baibai, and Wuhuan are in place.

 

 　　Coco fiddled with it for a long time but didn’t open the live broadcast channel. Finally, he handed the phone to Director Li in desperation: “Little Li, help me open the live broadcast room.”

 

         On the weekends, the viewers stay in the live broadcast room-Luo Baibai’s hut in advance, and today is no exception.

 

　　At 9:30 in the morning, it was Luo Baibai’s previous live broadcast time.

 

　　Five minutes before 9:30, more than 3,000 people had already gathered in the channel. After the live broadcast officially starts, the number of viewers will increase. In addition to the shit shovelers who simply like guinea pigs, there are also many who have a yearning for W University, as well as many mother fans who are going to see their “son” after work. Of course, there are also many young friends who come to Luo Baibai to discuss life with unfinished homework.

 

　　At half past nine, a clear picture finally appeared in the dark live broadcast room.

 

　　To the fans’ surprise, the camera wobbled, as if flying in mid-air, and the first face that appeared was not the waxy and soft Luo Baibai, nor the elegant and artistic Vice President Luo, but——

 

　　”Ahahaha…Hi everyone, I’m Coco. I’ll host today’s live broadcast. Come on, let me show you my handsome face first!” After a series of devilish laughter, a colorful macaw entered the lens, with a pair of small mung bean eyes clinging to the screen, which was a bit scary. After it moved its face away, the live broadcast room was already buzzing with hahahahaha.

 

　　#Hahahahahaha, this parrot is a bit stupid#

 

　　#Hahahahahaha, why do I feel it is so familiar ah#

 

　　#Hahahahahaha, is it the one raised by director Li Wei? The voice is ugly, but the IQ is high!#

 

　　#Hahahahahaha, is that the parrot in “Glory”?#

 

　  The viewers took a closer look, not to mention, the macaw really looks like the one in the movie, so they followed it up and sent a series of hahahahaha.

 

　　But Coco was a little depressed. He was stubborn and refused to ask Lao Li for help, but now he really regrets it. He can’t hold the phone steadily!

 

　　To be precise, if it wants to be in the lens beautifully, it cannot grab the phone and fly around by itself.

 

　　The swiping of the screen in the live room is still going on——

 

　　#Coco, quickly ask your director Li to help you get your phone, we want to see Baibai! #

 

　　#Coco, let us see Baibai!#

 

　　These are all fans of Luo Baibai, so naturally they want to see guinea pigs.

 

　　Though Coco doesn’t know many words, the basic communication is not a problem. After seeing the content of the swiping screen clearly, he patted his wings at Director Li Wei very aggrievedly, and shouted: “Old Li, come and help me!” 

 

　　When the macaw yelled, the people who swiped the screen became even more excited.

 

　　#Fuck! I heard that right! Director Li is also there? #

 

　　#Hurry up and record it, I feel that today’s live broadcast will definitely be worth the money! #

 

　  Director Li stepped forward, dumbfounded, and helped his Coco to pick up the phone. The camera flashed by, and Director Li appeared on the lens for a second, and the crowd of onlookers swiped their screens frantically.

 

　　The macaw swept away the previous embarrassment, and continued its great career as an anchor: “Ladies and gentleman! Tonight, I will lead everyone to appreciate science together…” 

 

       #Isn’t this the legendary macaw of Director Li#

 

　　#Coco, you are changing words. #

 

　　#Hahahahaha, appreciating science…#

 

　　#Coco, it’s not dark yet! #

 

　　Xiao Luo couldn’t see the swiping screen in the live broadcast room, but now he can tell from Coco’s on-the-spot performance that there are a lot of jokes. This is probably a typical case of not listening to the old man’s words and suffering a loss in front of him.

 

　　Fortunately, the old man didn’t continue to struggle here, and quickly explained the matter clearly and concisely.

 

　　”The content of today’s live broadcast is a 2V2 match. The familiar Luo Baibai and Wu Huan from Su Chen’s family will fight against my beloved little orange cat and that stupid little husky!” Macaw said generously. The passionate impromptu speech fully demonstrated how an unqualified anchor is trained.

 

　　#Coco, you are not qualified as an anchor. How could you degrade it before we even see the game! The husky will cry! #

 

　　#Wow! Is the Wu Huan of Film Emperor Su’s house also there? Big surprise! #

 

　　#Is the little orange cat the one I imagined? The one who plays League of Legends? #

 

　　#I’m the only one wondering how stupid husky is? #

 

　　#666 So is this a match between two mice, and a cat and a dog? Coco? #

 

　　Comments flooded the screen quickly. Before seeing the four masters appear, the screen has already been swiped by local tyrants giving gifts.

 

　　But Coco was stunned for a moment, as if he had forgotten his words. The mung bean-like eyes met Director Li, and then replied belatedly: “The content of the competition is Fruit Lianliankan. Come on, Lao Li, switch the camera!”

 

　　The camera switches to the four pets in front of the computer desk: the little orange cat, the little husky, the guinea pig, and the pudding hamster, sitting in a row, holding a specially customized mouse and waiting for an order, and they would start immediately.

 

　　”Hey, say hello to the audience!” Coco landed steadily on top of Xiao Luo’s computer screen.

 

　　”Meow!” Xiao Luo turned around, looked at the cell phone camera in Director Li Wei’s hand, tilted his head slightly, and responded foolishly. As a good hand at acting cute and coquettish, such a small matter would naturally not trouble him.

 

　　”Wow, woof!” Erha imitated the example, his buttocks twisted happily, and his tail flicked non-stop.

 

　　On the other side, Luo Baibai and Wu Huan are well-known Internet celebrities who know how to behave in front of the camera. After they said hello and blew a kiss to the fans, the competition officially kicked off amid the hoarse voice of the macaw!

 

　　The live broadcast room swiped the screen quickly.

 

　　# What to do! I love all four of them! It’s like stroking a cat’s fur! #

 

　　# The little orange cat is so cute, I really want to touch it! #

 

　　# It really is that little orange cat who can only play League of Legends! The last time I saw his video was on the official Weibo of Xingchen Studio. I have a deep memory of him! #

 

　　# Husky doesn’t look stupid, haha, so cute! #

 

　　# My family’s Baibai is still cute! Mama loves you, okay! #

 

　　# Ah~ah~Wu Huan~ I don’t want to stop looking at Wu Huan. Look at Mama, your Mama is here~ #

 

　　Coco silently peeked at the screen, protesting dissatisfiedly: “You stupid human beings! No one calls me cute, it’s too much!”

 

　　”My family’s Coco is cute!” Director Li boasted quite a bit of face.

 

       Hahahahahaha. 

 

       The comments in the live broadcast room were lively. Coco was so angry that he almost went on strike.

 

　　Fruit Lianliankan, divided into nine levels, from simple to difficult, each level has three chances to revive, up to eight times. During the countdown is 15 seconds to the end, if one can’t find the same two fruits that can be eliminated, the game is declared a failure.

 

　　Under normal circumstances, a person with quick eyes and quick hands plays this fruit Lianliankan and everything goes well, he can pass the level in about two hours.

 

　　Luo Baibai’s live broadcast used to last only half an hour, but this time it started on time at 9:30, and it would definitely end before 11:00 at the latest. So almost everyone didn’t think that these four cute creatures could pass the level.

 

　　Everyone just had the mentality of watching the fun and showing some face to the little ones, who made them so cute?

 

　　After pressing the [Start] button, the four stared intently at the screen to find the same fruit.

 

　 Coco was not idle, and asked Director Li to shoot one by one, and it explained next to it. The first one to suffer was Husky, who was marked as stupid by it.

 

　　”Well, this is a Husky, which belongs to the stupid group. Please take a look-” 

 

　　”Oh, he couldn’t find it. He couldn’t find it after reviving again. Don’t be dumbfounded! Well, the husky has already used up the three prompts of the first level. Come on, let’s count down together, five, four, three, two, one… GAME OVER! Please start again, ah ha ha ha ha——didn’t I just say it, it’s stupid!” 

 

　　”Wow!” But brother, you bullied me, so I won’t be with you!

 

　　”Touch the dog’s head, don’t cry, stand up and continue fighting~”

 

　　The macaw touched Husky’s head symbolically, and flew away triumphantly.

 

　　# Fuck! The IQ of this parrot is so high! It feels faster than the average child’s reaction! #

 

　　# Director Liu’s parrot must have memorized the lines in advance! #

 

　　# Coco is really smart. I remember it was reported on the Internet that its IQ is about the same as that of a ten-year-old child! #

 

　　# Coco 666 a little flower for you ! #

 

　　The macaw Coco fell next to the little orange cat: “This is my little orange cat, called… Xiao Pang!”

 

　　Xiao Luo almost sprayed out blood on Coco’s face, Xiao Pang or something. Why did you yell so loudly!

 

　　”My little orange cat is very smart, ah ha ha ha ha, it’s inherited from me…”

 

　　#Coco is shameless hahahaha#

 

　　#Xiao Pang 666 it’s such a down to earth name! #

 

　　#Out of ten orange cats, nine are fat, and one is overweight. Xiao Pang is a great name!#

 

　　#Did you notice, look at the screen of the little orange cat, the second level! ! ! ! #

 

　　# Fuck! This is just the beginning, and Xiao Pang’s hints are not used even once! #

 

　　# This is an orange cat that plays games! very 666! 1 666: amazing #

 

　　Coco saw the contents on the screen, and the local tyrant who was frantically swiping gifts for the little orange cat. He suddenly saw one of them named… Ling Xiaosu, and couldn’t help being happy.

 

　　【Little orange cat, your shit shoveler just gifted a villa, ahahaha! 】

 

　　Sure enough, he is rich and self-willed. Xiao Luo wanted to cover his face.

 

　　”Come on, let’s go see how the battle between Baibai and Wu Huan’s team is going?” The macaw twisted its tail and jumped from Xiao Luo’s computer desk to Luo Baibai’s side. “Both Baibai and Wu Huan are still in the first level. Methodical, unhurried, very general demeanor! If this trend continues, I feel that they will win!”

 

　　#Coco! You are wrong, Xiaopang is so good, he will definitely not lose! #

 

　　#But Xiao Pang has Husky holding him back! #

 

　　#Don’t dislike our husky. You must know that as a little milk dog, it is still very cute, look at how happy its butt is twisting! #

 

　　The live broadcast finally lasted for an hour, and the number of onlookers soared from more than 3,000 to more than 20,000. Ling Su, Su Chen, Luo Qingqiu, and Bai Qingyun didn’t take a break. They kept giving gifts to their children to cheer and encourage them.

 

　　At the end of the live broadcast, Husky was still struggling in the first level, and even the people who ate melons couldn’t help but shed bitter tears for him. Thinking about it carefully: this is the correct way to be a pet!

 

　　Take a look at the little orange cat next door: it was flying like lightning all the way, and it was very heroic. In just one hour, it rushed to the seventh level! There have been eight reminder opportunities, and no one doubts that it will pass the level in the end, it is only a matter of time.

 

　　And Luo Baibai and Wu Huan’s celebrity team performed very steadily from the beginning to the end. They walked at the same pace and rushed to the fourth level in an hour. Congratulations!

 

　　”I announce the result of this Fruit Lianliankan competition: Player Xiao Pang from the commoner team won!” Coco announced arrogantly, attracting protests from everyone.

 

　　#Coco, You cheated! You can’t judge the little orange cat to win just because you like it. This is a 2V2 match, Baibai and Wu Huan should win! #

 

　　# Xiao Pang is mighty and domineering hahahaha! But Husky is so stupid and cute! #

 

　　# Is this a tie? Coco? #

 

　　”I’m the referee, I have the final say!” Li— Black Referee —Coco dismissed the protest quite arbitrarily, “Oh, it’s almost time, I’m going to eat, bye everyone!” 

 

　　#Coco! You are too unprofessional as an anchor, at least tell me when you will come to broadcast next time! #

 

　　#I want to know when Xiao Pang will start broadcasting. Take us to watch League of Legends 233#

 

　　#Xiao Pang, I will wait for you to start the live broadcast, make an appointment! #

 

　　Xiao Luo: Please don’t call me Xiao Pang, thank you!

Editor: Jieamnin