My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 50… Reunion at Midnight

　　”Dream Lover” is a niche literary film, telling the story of an autistic boy who meets a heart-warming long-legged uncle. A straightforward story that expresses beauty and warmth to the fullest, until the end of the story reveals that Daddy-Long-Legs is just a fictitious character in a boy’s dream from beginning to end.

 

　　The shit-shoveling officer who is not short of money has booked a midnight show, and sat in the empty theater with his little orange cat: “Looking at the reviews on the Internet, it seems to be pretty good.” “Meow!” As long as you are happy. 

 

　　Rich and willful.

 

　　Xiao Luo held the feeding bottle with both front paws, and sat quietly on the lap of the shit shovel officer.

 

　　After dinner, Ling Su didn’t mention what happened during the day, and he seemed to have returned to normal. After fiddling with his mobile phone for a while, he made a call, and then played a few rounds of League of Legends with the little orange cat. He was just… … playing around!

 

　　Xiao Luo originally thought that the system had quietly restored the shit shovel officer’s memory, but now it seems that this is not the case.

 

　　Sad.

 

　　”Beep beep——” System’s new message sounded.

 

　　Macaw-Coco: Oh my god! Little orange cat, what did you do to your shit shoveler? Why did the charm value rise so much all of a sudden!

 

　　Xiao Luo belatedly glanced at his system account balance: Popularity value +101, charm value +21110, love value +18250;

 

　　Orange cat-Xiao Luo: Shocked

 

　　He didn’t have time to pay attention to these, and the charm value has increased by more than 40,000! And the value of love is also a bit abnormal…

 

　　Nervously, Xiao Luo opened up the detailed list and saw that there were more than a dozen records corresponding to each other. The information was correct. The key to the skyrocketing charm value was that he had the cheek to almost push the shit-shoveling officer. The love value also increased by more than a thousand points because he killed two monsters, one “Ding Shengyue” added 1,000 love points, and the little scavenger monster who was later burned with fox fire only had more than 100 points.

 

　　So——

 

　　Xiao Luo raised his head in a daze, and recalled the situation when he had just summoned the system: popularity value -999, charm value -999, love value +1111. Did he use up the items exchanged in the mall on the little orange cat?

 

　　That’s why his popularity and charm were negative, because he was in debt.

 

　　The love value is likely to be related to his assistance in handling AX’s case, and the suspects targeted by the Special Affairs Department of the National Security Bureau may be…monsters .

 

　　Xiao Luo, who vaguely felt as if he had peeked into the tip of the iceberg, said: There is a lot of pressure.

 

　　Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, give me some charm points! How about a 10:1 exchange? How about it?

 

　　Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How much do you want to exchange?

 

　　Macaw-Coco: 2000! Too much is useless, anyway, just need to buy something to eat.

 

　　Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: OK.

 

　　Xiao Luo silently glanced at Coco’s charm value which was displayed as 0, and took the initiative to donate the charm value to the other party first. After Coco received it, he gave him 20,000 popularity points. Within a few minutes, his balance of 2000 charm points returned to zero, and he sent a sentence with special emotion.

 

　　Macaw-Coco: Millet and walnuts are delicious! The more you eat, the smarter you become, ahahaha!

 

       Xiao Luo: I can’t afford to hurt a foodie.

 

       Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, while they have a lot of food in stock, hurry up and buy more food!

 

      Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ling Su helped me prepare something to eat.

 

      Macaw-Coco: That’s different, the millet and walnuts bought in the mall will make you smarter! Look at you! So stupid…

 

       Xiao Luo was silent. As a human being, he was actually disgusted by a bird.

 

       Macaw-Coco: Ah, I seem to have made a mistake. You are different from my species. Eating millet and walnuts may not be helpful. You have to learn it yourself.

 

       Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Okay, okay.jpg

 

Xiao Luo resolutely searched for it, and found that there were no millet or walnuts in his consumables. Just like what Coco said, because their varieties are different, the products supplied by the system cannot be the same. He searched carefully. Finally, his gaze stopped on the cultivation pill. 

 

　　Naturally, the products supplied could not be the same, so he searched carefully, and finally stopped at the cultivation pill.

 

　　【Cultivation Pill】It can be used by demons to practice and improve spiritual power. Price: 10,000 Popularity Points + 1,000 Charm Points.

 

　　Things that used to be too expensive for him to afford can finally be exchanged after a look.

 

　　However, before pressing the confirmation button, Xiao Luo obviously hesitated: Ling Su seems to be very unlucky recently. He should exchange an amulet for him first. Ling Su almost stepped into the gate of hell, it was only because of the amulet that he survived smoothly.

 

　　The amulet produced by System Mall seems to have the function of invisibility, so he didn’t need to worry about his shit-shoveling officer finding out and asking him.

 

　　While thinking about it, Xiao Luo raised his head to observe Ling Su’s expression, only to find that his shit-shoveling officer was asleep.

 

　　Ling Su, who had reserved the theatre to watch the midnight movie, unexpectedly fell asleep.

 

　　Xiao Luo didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He then thought about his shit-shoveling officer’s routine, he would definitely go to bed before eleven o’clock, and it was already almost a little past eleven o’ clock by now, so it was understandable for him to fall asleep.

 

　　Do you want to spend 9999 popularity points + 9999 charm points to exchange for an amulet?

 

　　confirm.

 

　　Xiao Luo cautiously looked around, and was extremely thankful that there was only one camera installed in the cinema hall. Because Ling Su considered the privacy of the little orange cat, they happened to be sitting in a dead corner of surveillance rather than the best viewing position.

 

　　”Meow?” Xiao Luo lightly licked the back of Shit Shovel Officer’s hand.

 

　　Ling Su slept soundly and didn’t respond.

 

　　Xiao Luo hesitated for a moment, estimated the time, and estimated that there should be no accidents within five minutes, so—the little orange cat turned into a living person, and that too in such an open and aboveboard manner.

 

　　It would be a lie to say that he was not nervous. Xiao Luo couldn’t hold back even though he knew he was putting himself in danger.

 

　　Carefully fastening the amulet on Shit Shovel Officer’s left wrist, and witnessing the disappearance of the red string, Xiao Luo felt a little more at ease, at least he didn’t have to worry that Ling Su would be bullied by little monsters in places he couldn’t see.

 

　　”Ling Su?” Xiao Luo called out tentatively. What answered him was the long breathing of the shit shovel officer.

 

　　Just doing nothing and waiting for the transformation time limit to end is obviously not Xiao Luo’s style. Especially after he has tasted the sweetness, even a few sneaky kisses can earn you a small 10,000 charm points.

 

　　Do you still hesitate for such a good thing that does not cost any money?

 

　　Without hesitation, Xiao Luo calculated the time. Under the premise of ensuring that he would not be photographed by the camera, he quietly stood up from his seat and moved to the back of Ling Su’s seat.

 

　　Don’t wake up at this time! Xiao Luo prayed silently, his restless hand had already touched the cheek of the shit shoveler, and he rubbed it for a while, he was determined not to be satisfied, stretched his neck nervously, and was about to lean forward to kiss him secretly, when suddenly ——Ling Su opened his eyes.

 

　　Xiao Luo was so frightened that his hairs stood on end.

 

　　Ling Su’s eyes were wide open. They stared at each other silently for more than ten seconds. Ling Su stood up suspiciously and looked at the young man standing behind him. There was no one else in the theater except them.

 

　　”Xiao Luo?”

 

　　”Ah.”

 

　　Xiao Luo wanted to die, and he had calculated thousands of times, but he never thought that Ling Su would be awakened by him halfway. If he had known earlier, he would not have done anything unnecessary!

 

　　Ah bah bah bah! Is now the time to count on this?

 

　　”Why are you here?” Ling Su was shocked. After Lu Bin told him that there was no such person in the W University, and after he guessed that Xiao Luo was probably just his own imagination, the young man appeared.

 

　　”I…” How could he explain this?

 

　　Because you look sad, I wanted to come to comfort you, but I was afraid that you would find out my identity, so I just planned to come secretly and leave quietly. But you are lucky, and you just woke up at this time!

 

　　Xiao Luo’s only thing to be thankful for is that his shit-shoveling officer’s attention was still on him. He still didn’t realize that Xiao Pang, who was lying on his lap, was gone. Otherwise, he really didn’t know how to smooth things over .

 

　　#Being caught by my boyfriend on the spot is an indescribably embarrassing scene, he may be about to discover my little secret, what should I do?# 

 

       1L: Needless to say, kiss him!

 

　　Ling Su finally realized that there seemed to be something missing. He was about to turn around to look for Xiaopang, but the young man rushed up and hugged him forcefully with a thump!

 

　　”Xiao Luo, have you seen…” My cat.

 

　　Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Luo stood on tiptoes and kissed him. Once they were acquainted with each other, he got used to kissing . In less than a minute, the positions of the two were exchanged.

 

　　The progress of “Dream Lover” is 90%. In the movie screen, the protagonist boy is standing on tiptoe in the studio and kissing his long-legged uncle.

 

　　In a corner of the empty auditorium, Xiao Luo was numb from being kissed by his shit-shovelling officer in the corner…

 

　　If time could be frozen here, he hoped that the next minute would never come.

 

　　However, the reality is cruel, and there are less than two minutes left in the countdown to transformation.

 

　　”Ling Su, what I’m going to say next is very important. You must remember it.” Panting, Xiao Luo hugged Shi Shovel Officer, forcing himself to calm down and clean up the mess.

 

　　”Xiao Luo, tell me.” Ling Su groaned for a moment, then suppressed the countless questions in his heart.

 

　　”Don’t come to me. Don’t investigate my identity, don’t ask why. Most importantly, you are not allowed to fall in love with other people.” 

 

       “You are really domineering.” Ling Su touched the boy’s head and sighed.

 

　　Of course Xiao Luo knew how excessive and unreasonable his request was, but—

 

　　”After twelve o’clock, Cinderella’s magic will disappear. If you insist on finding me, I will disappear too.” 

 

　　”Xiao Luo?” Ling Su was completely confused.

 

　　”Now, it’s time for you to go back to your seat. Don’t worry, I will always be guarding by your side.” Xiao Luo hugged the Shit Shovel Officer for the last time, and was extremely grateful that the skill bar lit up very considerately at this time.

 

　　[Invisibility]

 

　　Ling Su watched helplessly as the figure of the young man disappeared in front of him, as if he had never appeared before. He pursued his lips, stood where he was, remained silent for a few seconds , then took out his mobile phone and called the elder brother of the Ling family.

 

　　”Ling Xiaosu, it’s one o’clock in the middle of the night. If you don’t have something urgent to disturb my sleep, believe it or not, I will quit tomorrow and let grandpa catch you back?” 

 

       “Brother, do you have the contact information of Master Qingfeng?

 

　　Ling Yan woke up instantly: “What happened, Xiao Su?”

 

　　I suspected that I fell in love with a… ghost? monster? Ling Su was at a loss for words. He then thought about the young man’s advice not to look for him, and finally swallowed back what he was going to say.

 

　　”Oh, it’s nothing. Go to sleep.”

 

　　”Ling Xiaosu! You—” The elder brother of the Ling family had nowhere to vent his anger, and the phone had already been hung up.

 

　　Ling Su stuffed the phone back, turned to look at the big screen, the movie has been put to the final stage of revealing the secret. The narration of the boy’s attending doctor revealed that the boy has been troubled by autism, and Daddy-Long-Legs is just the protagonist’s imagination.

 

　　”Imagination?” Ling Su murmured, walking back to his original position, seeing the little orange cat staring at him intently while holding a feeding bottle, he remembered the divination given to him by Master Qingfeng:

 

　　【When you turn 20, you’ll have many fierce experiences. The key to resolving them lies in a cat.】The boy said before disappearing: Don’t worry, I will always guard by your side. I can’t tell you about my identity, don’t ask why.

 

　　”Xiao Pang.” Ling Su spoke with difficulty.

       

        “Meow~” Xiao Luo responded nervously. 

    

         Looking at the expression of his shit-shovelling officer, he must have discovered something, right? Can’t say it out loud! Don’t ask!

 

　　As if hearing his inner thoughts, Ling Su bent down and picked up the little orange cat, saying, “Go home and sleep. “

 

The system exchanged for a cultivation pill under the control of his consciousness. If one day, when he becomes strong enough, can he no longer rely on the advantages of the system?

Editor: Jieamnin