My Pick Up Artist System

[Targets current comfort level: acquaintance(+1)]

It was a good move accusing her of liking Rachel from Tower of God Ben was becoming experienced in the artform of teasing. Hed come a long way from accusing people of being Hitler…

Meanwhile, Katie leaned against the shelf of anime, pouting.

Now that the attractions high enough, its time to work more on comfort. Ben led Katie over to the cafe where they could sit down and talk in a more intimate setting. They arrived at an oval arrangement of black leather sofas, where 90s music was playing. The smell of coffee floated through the air.

The presence of sofas was another reason Ben chose this location. Beluga told him that sofas were helpful for building comfort. Sitting side by side allowed for easier touching, and thus the building of kino and comfort as a result. It was a fact that almost every man was ignorant of.

If I think about it, its hard to remember any sit-down date Ive seen in movies, tv, or anywhere where the couple wasnt sitting on opposite sides of a table. Ben realized he was ahead of the game. As he scanned for the best seats, he felt a sudden extra weight on his right side. Glancing over, he discovered Katie had jumped on him, and was holding his arm tight for protection as she stared at something.

Following her gaze, he saw a bearded middle-aged man leaving the cafe. Turning back to Katie, Ben couldnt help but appreciate her cute fearful expression. He liked the feeling of his arm between her comfy b.r.e.a.s.ts even more…but he didnt understand what worked her up. "Whats the matter? Do you know him?"

She shook her head, then looked down. "No, IIts embarrassing"

"You can tell me anything," he reassured her. Except that my story just gained a gender bender tag

Ben showed her a considerate expression, but then turned away when he remembered something important. I.n.c.e.s.t would be even worsebecause not only would few publishers accept it as a novelbut it would never be made into a movie because theres already Oldboyand Hollywood even farted out a remake

He twisted back to Katie, encouraging her with a warm smile and a light nod to continue telling him her sensitive story, before spinning away again because he recalled an even more crucial detail… Didnt the Oldboy remake have Thanos f*cking Scarlet Witch???

Really, that couldve been a Wandavision reality warp… Ben gasped. From that day forward, the Marvel Universe was spun on its head with novel fan theories

A few seconds later, Ben coughed. "Katie, You were in the middle of telling me something that seemed very important to you" Ben didnt mean to be insensitive to Katie but this was serious canon business he was dealing with…

Ben blinked. "A fear of pogo sticks?"

She pinched his shoulder. "Tch, dont be ridiculous"

Ben chuckled. "I guess that would be silly."

"Its a fear of beards"

Bens face froze mid-chuckle "U wot m8?"

Katie released his arm and stared at her feet as her face flushed.

He sought clarity. "As in Blackbeard? Bluebeard? Or Jim Carrey beard?"

"…Just, any beardeven a five oclock shadow makes me fidgety"

Before making a judgment, Ben always tried to consider the positive side. At least Ill never have to worry about her cuckolding me for a wizard

Satisfied having eliminated some powerful competitors, since he was still in the middle of a date with this girl, Ben took a few seconds to process this information properly. If I really think about, itll be tough for lots of lumberjacks and grandpas to swoop in too

Despite his analysis, Ben wasnt sure the proper way to respond to this reveal. "Im sorry for your loss"

He realized that didnt sound right and tried again. "I mean, that seems tough. How do you uhsurvive?"

Now that the bearded middle-aged man left, Katie loosened up. "Its not bad as long as Im not right next to those crittersthey just give me the nerv."

CrittersDoes she think beards are gremlins?

Katie returned to her usual self. "Its one reason I like trottin around the manga and anime stuff, its a younger crowd, a beard-free safe zone"

Will I get bonus points if I tell her I manscape? No, lets not risk it, better to change the subject. Ben brought Katie to sit down side by side with him on a sofa. They ordered some drinks and began conversing about more intimate topics.

He learned that Katie used to be unattractive, or at least thats what she believed. She was flat-chested and her facial birthmark always made her self-conscious. Then she went through a growth spurt.

Ben decoded this information. She evolved into her final form

"One summer, I just rocketed out of my cocoon."

Ben showed the smile of a thoughtful listener. Lol, C*ckok, come on Ben, youre not 12

"Then I turned into a butterfly."

He patted her back in encouragement. Butt

Ben sipped his coffee. Now that Ive met the daily juvenile quota to feed my inner demonI should get serious. She really seems like a nice girl Id like to know better. They chatted as he continued doing kino, building her comfort.

[Targets current comfort level: familiar(+1)]

After a while, he placed his arm over the back of her seat, establishing dominance and making his intentions known. This led Katie to opening up even further. She told him how she dated someone in high school for a long time. He was also an anime fan, but he dumped her because he said shed never be as good as 2D girls

Katie gazed at Ben with a vulnerable expression, seeking reassurance as she leaned against him, squeezing her meaty melons against his armbut he only returned a vacant stare. Sorry baby, Otaku Bible, Keima 16:12 – Thou shalt not slander 2d goddesses

When Katie removed her funbags from his arm and returned to her story, Ben breathed a sigh of relief in his mind. I aint no ratbut every man has his limit of titty temptation

"I lost confidence after that cause theres no way I can ever be like one of those girls" she looked down and rubbed her thighs for self-comfort.

Ben thought of something. Shes wrong. If I dont die tomorrow, and my biography becomes a best seller, a webcomic adaptation wouldnt be impossible

Though, he wasnt sure if he should tell her. On second thought, I better not get her hopes up Unless my life turns into mindless wish-fulfillment soon, itll be tough to sway the masses

Then, he envisioned a potential win-win situation. While remembering his plan for his next move to get Katie to his dorm room, he glanced at her large b.r.e.a.s.ts and full lips. Katie, this needs to be a team effort. I cant do fan-service by myself, so our 2D future is all up to you now