My Koi Sister is Three and a Half Years Old

"What kind of person was I before?" She sat on the futon with pretty eyebrows, like a little girl.

"Innocent, kind, cute, weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken." Fu Jiuxiao commented seriously.

"But do you think I can resist foreign enemies at the age of three?"

"They can't even compare to chickens." Fu Jiuxiao replied with disdain.

"You said that at the age of five, I could beat the prince who was born with supernatural powers to tears?"

"Maybe he's too delicate." Fu Jiuxiao had a gentle look on his face.

Suisui said oh.

She got it.

In the mortal world, this is called a filter.

This white-haired emperor has a filter to see himself.

"You said...we have a child?" Suisui paused and asked cautiously.

A smile appeared on Fu Jiuxiao's eyebrows: "Well, a pair of twins. They are two years old now..."

"The girl is like you, a baby with a round face and quirky. The boy is like me, wise! Smart!" Fu Jiuxiao nodded.

I even blushed a little while bragging.

"What's their temperament like? Will they like me?" She lowered her head and glanced at herself. She was just a soul and could not even form a physical body.

"They are proud of you." Fu Jiuxiao said firmly.

Whenever the two children leave the palace, the people outside the palace treat them with twelve hearts.

He is much more sincere than to the emperor himself.

"As for temperament?" Fu Jiuxiao pondered for a moment.

"The most pure and kind, the most considerate and well-behaved. And very filial..." Fu Jiuxiao handed the wine glass to Suisui.

Suisui took the wine glass and was sketching the image of the son and daughter in her mind.

The wine glass has been put to his lips.

Bang.

The door of the sacrificial hall was pushed open by the prince.

“Your Majesty, you can’t drink, you can’t drink!!”

"The little prince and the little princess dug into the wine cellar and opened the seal. There is still the little prince's child urine in the wine!"

The voice fell.

There was a grunt.

Fu Jiuxiao's eyelids twitched, and he swallowed the sip of wine when he was frightened.

"Pfft..." The cold Creator opposite laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.

Fu Jiuxiao's face turned red.

As soon as he finished the compliment, he turned around and was slapped in the face.

When the prince heard that voice, he was slightly startled, and then his eyes turned red. This was the voice of the empress.

Suisui turned into a streak of green smoke and returned to the clay figurine.

The chicken legs on the table are missing.

Fu Jiuxiao breathed a sigh of relief. It had been so long since she had seen someone smile, but a splash of boy's urine made her smile.

Worth it.

Eunuch Wang wanted to say something, but Fu Jiuxiao shook his head slightly and retreated with red eyes.

After walking out of the palace door, he covered his mouth tightly and stood in the corner crying.

"You're back, you're back... Your Majesty, you are finally back." Wang Gonggong suppressed his cry and did not dare to scare his Majesty.

Your Majesty finally brought your empress back.

Fu Jiuxiao at this moment...

"Where are those two bastards?"

The prince wiped away his tears and said: "Your Majesty, Your Highness is young, illiterate, and doesn't know how to store wine. Your Highness didn't do it on purpose."

Fu Jiuxiao glanced at him and walked towards the two children's bedroom.

While still outside the palace gate, I saw a bunch of slaves standing outside the palace.

"What's going on?" Wang Gonggong stepped forward and asked.

"The two young masters seem a little... drunk."

"Two sisters, Tao Hong and Tao Lu, let us go out first."

"You are waiting outside the palace. You are not allowed to enter unless summoned." Knowing that the blood of His Majesty and the Queen is not mortal, the prince asked everyone to wait outside.

Before entering, you can hear two children shouting cheers.

Seeing that Fu Jiuxiao's face turned dark, the prince said: "We didn't drink. The sealed old wine has a strong stamina. They took a big breath of alcohol and were drunk."

Hearing the clinking of wine glasses, Fu Jiuxiao raised his eyebrows.

"There's milk in the wine glass." The prince wiped away the cold sweat.

Chaos was sitting on the ground with a milk bottle forced into his hand.

The two milk dolls stood beside him, and he sat as tall as them.

"If you don't drink, you just don't think of me as... hiccup, my friend." The little prince stammered with a belly full of milk.

"The feelings are deep and the mouth is stuffy." The little princess hiccupped while holding the bottle.

Huan Chao had a look of despair on his face, and his stomach was bulging.

"Where did you learn this?" Fu Jiuxiao looked shocked.

The prince was dripping with cold sweat.

Huan Chao held the bottle with a desperate look on his face: "Last month, the Third Prince Nezha taught me."

Fu Jiuxiao's eyelids twitched.

"Uncle Nezha...Uncle Nezha..." The two young princes heard his name and called uncle again.

"At how old will he be able to skin Long Zi? With his guidance, these two bastards are not allowed to go to the house to uncover the tiles?" Fu Jiuxiao glared at Chaos.

Chaos' head shrank.

Oops, no more.

The milk almost reached the top of my throat and I couldn't take a single sip.

I probably won’t want to take another sip for the next five thousand years!

Chaos leaned against the wall, holding his stomach and walked out with a painful look on his face.

Taohong Taolu knelt on the ground and did not dare to say a word.

Fu Jiuxiao didn't blame them. He raised his hand and the two stood aside, looking at the two young masters worriedly.

No wonder he didn't dare to let people in.

How could a child of the Creator be ordinary?

There are stone tables floating in the sky, tables, chairs and benches, teapots, teacups and food.

No wonder he was sitting on the ground.

Fu Jiuxiao flicked his index finger, and the thing fell into place.

"Hey...why don't you Feifei?"

Xiao Zhiyan murmured, her belly round and full of milk.

"She has the same drinking capacity as your mother." Suisui got drunk even if she touched alcohol.

These two get drunk when they smell it.

Fu Jiuxiao's index and middle fingers were slightly bent, and with a touch of awakening power, he gently tapped the foreheads of the two children.

"Ouch..." twice.

The two children covered their heads and shouted softly before the smell of alcohol dissipated.

"Why did dad hit people?"

"Just as usual, daddy beats people!" The two children don't remember anything. They just remember shoveling mud under the banyan tree for a while and smelling the aroma. They don't remember anything else.

"Don't hang out with Nezha next time. From tomorrow on, I will ban your power until you can control it." Fu Jiuxiao frowned.

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice was heard.

"What do you mean fooling around? Your father is not at home, what's wrong with me helping?" Nezha stood in the corner with his arms folded and stared at him.

"Forbidden power? Don't be too harsh on the two children!"

"I'm just like you. I haven't smiled for a thousand years. I'm so cold and indifferent."

"Children of gods are rare. You are still the first gods conceived by heaven. As your children, they are more noble. Even in the world of gods, you can walk with your head held high."

"I don't agree with sealing their power."

"These gods and Buddhas will not agree."

"If you don't know how to raise them, then you can live in my Qianyuan Mountain."

Fu Jiuxiao looked at him coldly, and then looked at the two little brats next to him. Hey, they had their heads drooped, looking pitiful and honest.

"Uncle Nezha..." He looked aggrieved.

Nezha looked even more distressed.

"I was born without a mother. I'm already pitiful, but my father is so hard-hearted." Nezha was dissatisfied.

Fu Jiuxiao...

If we really go to Qianyuan Mountain, it will probably take less than three days.

Nezha begged to send it back.

Ah!

You may not know that these two little things are double versions of Suisui!