My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 807 Give me a bottle of Kuole

"Huh, huh." After being urged two or three times by Fang Ze, the giant panda was finally harassed. He raised his head to look at Fang Ze and then turned his head around again. Then he remembered why he appeared here. .

"May Qinglong guide your path, my friend, how long have I been asleep?"

"It's almost a day and a night." Fang Ze patted the giant panda on the shoulder and motioned him to stand up.

This is a pandaren, and only pandaren from Pandaria say may the dragon guide your way, as in the famous line 'May the dragon guide you to fish all day long when you reach 10 mana'.

"That's not too long." The pandaren stood up in a daze, then shook his head. "But it's a really bad idea to get yourself drunk before embarking on the next leg of your journey."

"Yes." Fang Ze looked at the pandaren and motioned him to sit on the ground and rest to recover.

After Fang Ze finished talking with the pandaren, he looked up at the breeder and the curator of the panda house.

These people have all looked stupid at this time.

When Fang Ze forced the giant panda to wake up, they thought that Fang Ze was going to be unlucky, and the giant panda might slap Fang Ze in the face when he got up.

But who knows, after the giant panda got up, not only did it not slap Fang Ze across the face, but also had a friendly conversation with Fang Ze.

Wait, is there something wrong with this?

When will giant pandas talk! !

"Ahem, it seems that our people lost this giant panda." At this time, Wang Cheng was the first to react. He whispered something in the curator's ear, and the curator immediately said something. Went out first with these breeders.

"This bamboo tastes good." It was normal for the pandaren to ignore everyone except Fang Ze.

After all, although the pandaren camp in World of Warcraft is neutral, but because the pandaren who traveled around the world in the early days had a good relationship with the leaders of the tribe, the pandaren are naturally biased towards the tribe, which is not very helpful to humans. Good impression.

"Eat more if you like." Fang Ze watched the semi-awake pandaren stuffing the bamboo into his mouth one by one, so he asked, "But I still don't know your name yet. Well, what's your name, please?"

"My name is Chen Kuifeng." The pandaren replied, "You can also call me Old Chen."

Panda Brewmaster Chen Kuifeng, or also called Chen Storm Spirits, first appeared as a hero in the neutral tavern in Warcraft, and later became an important member of the pandaren clan in Pandaria after joining World of Warcraft.

It was also because he became good friends with several leaders of the tribe at the very beginning, which made the entire pandaren lean towards the tribe.

"Then call you Old Chen." Fang Ze told Chen Kuifeng his name again, and then invited Chen Kuifeng to leave here and go to his place first.

"By the way, what is this place?" Lao Chen finished eating all the bamboo around him, and then he remembered that he had slept in a strange place for a day in a daze.

"This is a zoo." Fang Ze simply answered Lao Chen's words, and then added an explanation, "It is also a place where some wild animals are kept."

"Well, it's another novelty place for humans." The pandaren obviously didn't understand what a zoo was.

However, this did not prevent him from observing.

Lao Chen stood up, shook the dust off his body, and then found two giant pandas lying there lazily chewing bamboo in the place next to him.

Now he finally understands why there are bamboos in this place where there are obviously no bamboos.

"Is this the pandaren imprisoned by you humans?" Old Chen didn't get angry easily when he saw a panda hanging nearby.

He could tell if these giant pandas were doing well, and it was obvious that these happy and pampered pandas lived very comfortably.

"Not captivity,

is protection. Fang Ze hurriedly explained, "And this isn't a panda man, it's a giant panda." They can't speak, and the environment of our planet is not suitable for them to reproduce, so humans took them over and let them live here. "

"It sounds like there's nothing wrong with it." Old Chen took out his bamboo hat from behind, and put it on his head. "Damn it, I lost my clothes."

After discovering that these giant pandas really can't speak, Lao Chen lost a lot of interest in giant pandas.

After all, no matter how similar they are, the mere difference in IQ is enough for Lao Chen to consciously distinguish pandaren from giant pandas.

There are too many orcs of all kinds in World of Warcraft, and these orcs will not regard themselves and ignorant animals as creatures of the same race.

For example, a tauren is not a cow, and a centaur is not a horse. And there is also a tauren who raises cattle himself.

Although there is an entertainment saying that you should not eat beef in front of the tauren, and the tauren's own food reserves are generally vegetables, wolf meat and pork.

But in fact, tauren eat beef. They will never refuse the delicacy of roast clefthoof, and there is a tauren in Dark Moon who sells beef himself.

"They really look like us pandaren." Lao Chen took a bamboo stick, leaned on the railing, looked at the giant pandas opposite, and chewed bamboo with the giant pandas.

"Maybe you are distant relatives." Fang Ze replied.

"Of course, this is also possible, but these poor little guys have not evolved wisdom themselves."

"Okay, let's go." After finishing eating, Lao Chen patted his thigh, and deftly rolled over the railing.

When Fang Ze led Lao Chen out of the Panda House, he was faced with a group of keepers who couldn't help but be curious, even though they were ordered not to take pictures or watch.

They have raised pandas for most of their lives, but they have never seen a talking giant panda.

Of course, they are also thankful that there is only one giant panda that can talk. If all giant pandas can talk, the whole panda house will not be turned upside down.

These cute people will definitely run to the railing, grab the railing and say to the tourists coming from outside, "I want to drink Kuole, give me a bottle of Kuole."

No one can refuse a panda, when the panda is cute.

"I've found a car for you, and you can take your partner back in the car." Wang Cheng came over and whispered to Fang Ze.

There were already many people outside the zoo at this time. If Fang Ze walked back to Xihe Street with such a big pandaman, the entire imperial capital would probably riot.

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