My Inseparable House Guests

The person outside the door was not the tall and thin man, but the old man downstairs.

Lao Ao, whose real name is unknown, introduced himself as running a chicken farm, so sometimes Fang Ze also called him the head of the farm.

Lao Bo looks like he should be less than 30 years old, but his daily life is like that of an old man in his 70s and 80s. Except for visiting his chicken farm occasionally, he just squats at home and raises fish. Watering the flowers made it worse than Fang Ze returning home every day.

However, Lao Ao has a good relationship with Fang Ze. When Fang Ze first moved in, Lao Ao helped Fang Ze a lot, so occasionally Lao Ao asked Fang Ze to help him change the water in the bathtub where the fish was kept. Take half a day to help.

Fang Ze opened the door, before he could speak, Lao Bo grabbed Fang Ze in a hurry, "Hurry up, go down and help me change the water in the bathtub, I accidentally scalded the fish."

Lao Ao was in a hurry, Fang Ze looked at his watch, it was three hours before Hannibal left, there shouldn't be any problem with this time, and Lao Ao lived downstairs in Fang Ze's house, he locked the door himself, instead It will be safer than staying in the room by yourself.

The important thing is that after five days of being alone at home, Fang Ze spent most of the time chatting with Hannibal, a pervert like Hannibal, except for Fang Cheng's visit once. It's time for a change of mood.

So Fang Ze asked Lao Ao to wait for a while, then locked the door of Hannibal's bedroom with a key, and then locked the door of the house, and then followed Lao Ao out.

"You make it look like there is a beautiful woman hidden inside." Lao Bo complained as he walked, "Our neighborhood is safe, look at that Xiaoyan upstairs opposite, she wears so cool and thin every day, eleven or two It's still hanging outside, isn't there nothing wrong with it?"

Uh, Fang Ze looked at the boss who was talking nonsense, like an old cadre, and thought to himself, I am not worried that the neighborhood is not safe, but that my home is not safe.

Walking downstairs, Lao Bo's house happened to be opposite to Xiao Hei's house, to be more precise, it should be said to be opposite to Xiao Hei's living room. There was no one like Xiao Hei who lived in three houses by himself.

Opening the door, Fang Ze and Lao Ao walked in.

If it is said that Lao Ao usually speaks a little bit of the shadow of an old cadre, then his home is a pure old cadre's home. All kinds of things that feel like the last era are neatly placed in the room, but they are quite individual of.

For example, there is a very comfortable wicker chair in the corner of the living room. Several times when Fang Ze brought Big Cat over, each person and cat would sit and dangle on the wicker chair.

The bathtub used by Lao Ao to raise fish is in the bathroom, and this rather large bathroom has been specially converted into a place for fish by him.

Well, there was no typo before, Lao Ao really raised fish in the bathtub, and it was the kind of big bathtub that a man and a woman could enter at the same time to unlock special positions.

The reason for raising fish in the bathtub, Lao Bo’s own explanation is that a better fish tank is too expensive, so it’s better to use a bathtub to raise fish instead. As for bathing, another bathroom has a Yuba, which is much more convenient than washing in a bathtub up.

The density of fish in the bathtub is not very high, there are only more than 20 fish in total, but there are quite a lot of varieties. Lao Ao introduced to Fang Ze that there are ink dragons, gilt, red crane crowns, ingot lions, three-color Thai lions, Red national lion, short-tailed five-flowered Longjing.

However, in Fang Ze's eyes, these fish can all be classified into the same category, that is, inedible fish.

That's right, in the eyes of ordinary people like Fang Ze, there are only two kinds of fish, one is edible, and the other is not. Interested, I don’t even look at it, but it’s also very likely because Da Miao is a cowardly cat who is particularly afraid of water.

Above the bathtub is a transparent and quite large plastic storage box. Two holes are opened on the side of the storage box, one is used as a water outlet, and the other is used as an overflow, and then the outlet pipe and the overflow pipe are connected.

The storage box has two layers, and the bottom of the box is filled with 5mm holes.

A rectangular opening was dug on the side, and glasses were placed on the bottom and the upper layer, and there were three layers of cotton filters on the glass.

In this way, the storage box actually becomes a device for filtering water. Fang Ze was amazed by Lao Bo's hand at the beginning, thinking that he is indeed a veteran cadre with so much free time. Made it, just washing the filter cotton every day can drive him crazy.

"It's this red national lion." Lao Ao pointed to the goldfish that was raised alone in a small box, "It made me confused for a while, when I fished it out, I put it in hot water, and it got scalded in the end. .”

Fang Ze took a look at the red national lion with a whitish surface and motionless, and thoughtfully suggested that the old boil should be rinsed with clean water twice, and then it could be eaten with some seasoning, but he didn't say anything.

The main reason is that he is afraid that Lao Bo, the veteran cadre, will talk about him.

"I'm old, I'm old." Lao Bo shook his head and said, "I will never make such a mistake like before."

Fang Ze and Lao Bo fished out the water in the bathtub, while asking Lao Bo. "Old Bo, how old are you this year?"

"Thirty is the end of the new year." Lao Ao shook his head and sighed, "There are not many years to live."

What Lao Bo said almost made Fang Ze vomit blood, so Fang Ze joked directly, "Brother, even if you die now, you will die young, and you will have a good life in a few years."

"You don't know." Lao Zuo looked at the fish caught in the water basin with vicissitudes of life and said, "This man, you must talk ironically from time to time, this is the highest meaning of health preservation."

"Then according to what you said, we will be the number one elder in China in the future, bah, the number one longevity old man must be a guy named Huang Xudong."

"Who is Huang Xudong?" Lao Ao turned his head and asked Fang Ze.

"A game commentary." Fang Ze replied casually.

"What is game commentary? Explaining the game?"

"Well, almost."

"Do you need an explanation to play a game?" Lao Ao was a little puzzled, and said, "When I was a child, I played all kinds of games on my own. If someone told all the hidden easter eggs in it, it would be so boring."

Fang Ze knew that Lao Bo had confused the game commentary of e-sports with the commentary video, but he didn't have the energy to explain it too clearly to Lao Bo, a veteran cadre, so he continued in Lao Bo's voice.

"At that time, there were few games and players had a lot of energy, so they could concentrate on conquering one game, but now is the fast food era, and people don't have so much energy to play a game several times, so they need explanations and introductions."

Fang Ze started a joke with Lao Ao while talking, "Old cadre, no, Lao Ao, you see that you have nothing to do when you have a free day, why don't you also do game commentary, use your old cadre's magnetic voice and With a serious attitude, it is also a job to introduce the previous games to everyone, and it is worse than raising fish and chickens."