My Inseparable House Guests

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"Yes, I am." Although the current Voldemort is a little reluctant to admit this name, after all, he prefers the name Voldemort, but he thinks that this human being who is completely different from the magical world he lives in should not know the name he gave himself. Name, so shameful to admit it.

Fuck!

When Fang Ze heard that Voldemort had admitted his name, he suddenly wanted to beat Big Meow.

What about Lin Daiyu's CP?

The difference between Voldemort and Lin Daiyu is not one hundred and eight thousand miles, but a completely different world and a completely different style of painting!

The times are completely different.

You told me that these two are CP? !

Fang Ze picked up his phone and entered Voldemort and Lin Daiyu.

Then, then he knelt down.

These two are really CP! The kind that came out of the video.

And under the video, there is a man named Sesame Crisp Cookie who made up a story for the two of them:

"Let me ask you." The woman smiled coquettishly, her expression indifferent.

"Are you Voldemort or Riddle?"

"Voldemort is my past, present, and future."

The youth stood upright, and responded very firmly.

"……good."

The woman raised her sleeves and raised her eyebrows to look at each other, her eyes full of tenderness.

"That Daiyu, I'm bothering you."

"Huh? How about staying with me for the rest of your life?"

"Exactly."

I can go to your sister's. This is a forced cp!

Fang Ze clicked into the posting space of this up master and took a look, and then found that there were actually videos of Sa Beining and Gulu CP, Ge You and Guo Degang CP, Black Widow and Bai Suzhen CP, and suddenly felt that.

In fact, compared to Voldemort, Lin Daiyu is still normal?

"What are you looking at?" Voldemort, who was shot by the demon-breaking arrow and had his acupuncture points pressed by Fang Ze, didn't seem to be in a good state at the moment.

Of course, it is also possible that Voldemort was already pale at this age.

"It's nothing." Fang Ze put away his phone. Although I kind of want to show this video to Voldemort himself, let's forget about the imagination.

How do you explain this?

And what about Voldemort himself?

Is it possible that Fang Ze has to record another video of Voldemort watching Voldemort Lin Daiyu cp on station b and then posting a barrage saying that you really think that Voldemort is not on station b?

Basically everything on Voldemort has been put away by Fang Ze, including a suspected space pocket equipment and his wand.

In this way, Voldemort's threat level is greatly reduced, not even comparable to that of Hannibal who came a long time ago.

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter has the ability to cast spells without a wand. But for wizards, casting spells without a wand can at most serve as an auxiliary function, casting some simple spells.

In all Harry Potter-related books, there is no clear appearance of any wizard who casts a relatively aggressive magic without magic props and wands, let alone the three unforgivable curses. A level of black magic.

"Mr. Landlord, can you let me go?" Voldemort should not have been at this time. The wizarding world started a war, and then became a big devil that everyone feared, so he didn't have much pride in his superiority.

He pretended to be polite and said to Fang Ze, "Mr. Landlord, I think the misunderstanding between us can be explained clearly. So can you please release the magic that restricts my body first, and then we can talk slowly?"

"Of course." When Fang Ze was speaking to Voldemort, there was a knock on the door, and a waiter was asking what happened to the explosion just now.

"There was a little accident just now." Fang Ze opened the door and blocked the door without letting the outside waiter in. "However, I am doing some more private things here. If I need to clean up, I will give you a few minutes later." on the phone."

"Okay, sir." The waiter outside treated the guest who had booked the most expensive presidential suite for more than a week with great respect.

After dismissing the waiter, Fang Ze called Qin Feng again and asked him to come to the hotel to find him immediately.

"Okay." Fang Ze put all Voldemort's things aside, and then said to Voldemort, "But before we are honest with each other, can you tell me how old you are now?"

"Why do you ask this?" Voldemort looked at Fang Ze with a weird and twisted face like wax, as if he didn't understand why Fang Ze asked his age.

"If you don't want to say your age, you can tell me how many years you have been graduating from Hogwarts." Fang Ze added.

"Ten years." Voldemort said looking at Fang Ze with his unhealthy white eyes.

ten years.

Fang Ze recalled taking out his mobile phone to check Voldemort's life, and found that Voldemort was not far from becoming a lunatic at this time.

Because in the more than ten years after graduation, this guy has created five Horcruxes, that is, cut out five copies of his own soul, and he also applied for the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher again. identity.

Of course, in the hands of Dumbledore, Voldemort did not succeed. He could only spend fourteen years after being rejected, recruited a large number of party members, and then set off a war in the British wizarding world.

But compared to the later Dark Lord, the current Voldemort can finally be regarded as a human being.

"Are you going to Hogwarts to apply for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher or have you been rejected?" Fang Ze asked again.

"Preparing to apply for a job." As soon as Voldemort said this, he felt something was wrong.

What does he mean when he says I've been rejected? !

"How did you know that I would be rejected?" Voldemort asked Fang Ze with cold and dangerous eyes.

Although he knew in his heart that because the headmaster of Hogwarts was Dumbledore, he was likely to refuse him. But he went to Hogwarts for two reasons. One was to apply for a teacher in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and then use this identity to train a group of his own people in the school so that he could act in the future.

This method was learned by him and his Potions teacher.

And the second purpose is to hide the Ravenclaw's crown, which he has made into the third Horcrux, in the academy.

"That's because I know everything about you." Fang Ze knew that Voldemort was not Hannibal, nor Tian Boguang.

Even if he was tied up into rice dumplings and placed in the room, this guy must have a way to escape, unless Fang Ze followed him even to the toilet.

If Voldemort looked as handsome as Hannibal, it would be fine for Fang Ze to accompany him like this.

But the problem is that Voldemort is not as handsome as Hannibal!

There used to be, but now it has become a big ugly because of the hog-killing knife of the Horcrux.

How could a dog like Fang Ze accept this. Reading Joy, Reading Joy is wonderful! (=Reading Joy)