My Inseparable House Guests

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Wuling Hongguang Batmobile drove downstairs, but Fang Ze didn't rush to get out of the car and go back.

He remembered that before he left, the windows at home were open, so now that he got Jingwei's feather, Fang Ze decided to try to turn into a bird and fly back.

Holding Jingwei's feather in his hand, Fang Ze instantly turned into a Jingwei bird with a thought.

Druid skills ah.

Fang Ze shook his current bird head, trying to adapt himself to the current vision of a bird.

Because the bird's eyes grow on both sides of the head, it has a wider field of vision, most of which can reach 270 degrees, and a few can even reach 360 degrees.

Of course, such a unique field of vision allows birds to have a very wide field of vision, and it is easy to see objects behind the body and above the head. But it also has a particularly big flaw, that is, it is not easy to judge the distance and position of an object, so birds need to nod constantly to stabilize the field of vision and determine the position of the target.

Fang Ze, who was not proficient in this technique at the beginning, didn't even fly out of the car window, but after more practice and the help of the original force, it will be much better.

"It's a pity that I can't speak human language when I become a bird." When Fang Zefei arrived downstairs in his house, he felt that it was a pity that he couldn't speak human language. Be a Goldfinger grandpa for a while.

But the old man can't be a grandpa, so it's okay to fly to Xiao Hei's house to peep at what Xiao Hei is doing.

Fang Ze took a few glances, and found the place where Xiao Hei's bedroom was based on his memory. Seeing that the window of Xiao Hei's house was not closed, he flew in along the window, and then stopped on the window sill.

In Xiao Hei's bedroom at this time, besides himself, there was An Ruoxi.

"Why do you have to put makeup on me?" Xiao Hei sat on the bench like a good baby, letting An Ruoxi use some makeup to spit on his face.

"Our animation exhibition has more and more people these days. As the boss standing in front of the stage, you naturally have to dress up handsomely." An Ruoxi said, and put the mirror in front of Xiao Hei's eyes on the table Come on, don't let Xiao Hei look in the mirror.

"Do you believe me or not?" An Ruoxi asked Xiao Hei.

"I believe you." Xiao Hei nodded quickly.

"Then I will start now,

Blindfold your eyes first, and when I finish putting on makeup, can you see what you look like?"

"Just put on makeup casually, there is no need to do this." Xiao Hei's color drifted away for a while.

"Well." Hearing what Xiao Hei said, An Ruoxi stretched out her face and kissed Xiao Hei on the cheek. "Be obedient and obedient. After I finish putting on my makeup, you can do whatever you want."

"Then it's a deal." Hearing what An Ruoxi said, Xiao Hei immediately went to his brain and said to An Ruoxi, "Then we can make a deal, we can do whatever we want."

"Don't worry." An Ruoxi smiled and tied a ribbon on Xiao Hei's face, covering his eyes, "I mean what I say."

At this moment, Xiao Hei only cared about YY, and had no chance to see the murderous intent hidden in An Ruoxi's smile.

Fang Ze was the only one watching from the window sill.

"There's a little bird" An Ruoxi put a bandage on Xiao Hei, and only then saw Fang Ze's existence.

"I haven't seen any sparrows around here, how could there be small birds. But I can show you another kind of bird in a while." The little black eyes were tied up, but his courage became bigger, and he faced An Ruoxi as usual. Fang Ze and the others are talking yellow accents like friends.

After hearing Xiao Hei's words, An Ruoxi didn't react too shyly. She took a piece of bread that was placed in front of the table, tore a small piece, kneaded it into crumbs, and carefully placed it on the window sill not far from Fang Ze.

"Is this An Ruoxi a good-hearted person?" Fang Ze moved his body in front of the bread crumbs to save face, but he didn't peck at it, but just touched the window sill with his bird's beak a few times in a pretentious manner.

Seeing that Fang Ze did not run away, An Ruoxi felt much better. From the bag she was carrying, she took out cosmetics that Fang Ze, a straight steel man, didn't recognize one after another, and then carefully applied them on Xiao Hei's face.

"Xiao Xi, why do I feel that the cosmetics you put on me don't look like men's cosmetics?" Xiao Hei, who was sitting on the sofa, felt something was wrong, and asked.

"There are several models that are shared by men and women." An Ruoxi quickly answered, while speeding up her makeup.

"No, this smell is the smell of cpb night milk." As a veteran fake mother, Xiao Hei smelled the smell of a cosmetic that An Ruoxi used for herself, "This is the top-level lady series, why are you using it for me. "

"What are you doing? Of course I want to see what you look like in women's clothing." An Ruoxi had already finished all the makeup work at this time, and before Xiao Hei could react, she reached out and took out a woman's dress from her bag. The wig was put on Xiao Hei's head.

So in Fang Ze's vision, Xiao Hei in women's clothing appeared again.

It's just that the makeup of Xiao Hei's dress this time is not as tight as last time, nor is there fake prosthetic breasts.

But this is still amazing enough.

Moreover, it was enough for An Ruoxi to tell whether Xiao Hei was the grandma in women's clothing who cheated her feelings and went to the toilet with her in the last comic exhibition.

"Wait." Xiao Hei also sensed that something was wrong, but when he took off the blindfold, he only faced An Ruoxi who was looking at him with a sneer.

"Well, give me three minutes to explain." Xiao Hei stood up the mirror on the table, and when he saw his current appearance, he hurriedly tried to fight for a chance to survive.

"I'll give you 30 minutes, please explain to me how you tricked me into going to the bathroom with you last time at the comic exhibition!" An Ruoxi didn't give Xiao Hei any chance to explain at all.

How could a woman be rational at this time.

She threw herself into Xiao Hei's arms, pinched and pulled him, and pushed Xiao He from the chair to the bed.

After all, with An Ruoxi's personality, if she finds out that the man she has been staying with is even prettier than herself in female disguise, she will definitely be angry. Not to mention that Xiao Hei lied to her last time.

Looking at Xiao Hei who was suddenly attacked and at a loss, Fang Ze thought that he still had to give his friend an assist.

Flying to Xiao Hei's wallet on the table, Fang Ze opened the wallet vigorously, and sure enough, he saw the condom that Xiao Hei was using to transport in the wallet, so he grabbed the condom without hesitation, then flapped his wings, and flew to Xiao Hei's wallet. In the sky above Hei and An Ruoxi, he let go of his claws and threw the condom down, which just landed on Xiao Hei's face.

"Ruoxi." Xiao Hei reached out and took off the makeup that fell on his face, then looked at An Ruoxi and said, "You said before, I can do whatever I want after putting on makeup, or I will take my makeup off first." Do it, you do yours again" () "You can't afford to mess with my guest" only represents the author's opinion. If you find any content that violates the laws of the country, please delete it. The position is only dedicated To provide a healthy and green reading platform.

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