My Inseparable House Guests

Uh, it seems that I don't have what I want.

No matter how unreliable Big Miao is, it will never be possible to send the Nuwa in the glory of the king.

What did Fang Ze say when she came?

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If these sisters can break the shield of the big meow, see the game of Glory of Kings, and find that they die tens of thousands of times a day on their mobile phones, will they give the goose factory to Lu Chen in a fit of anger?

After thinking about it, Fang Ze didn't look at the first search result again. ..

The second search result is about the Nuwa clan in Legend of Sword and Fairy, Zhao Linger of Xianyi, who can be said to be the childhood goddess of many people when they were young, and the story world of the first few parts of Legend of Sword and Fairy is also very complete.

At that time, Big Miao said one sentence, but the first two words were Nu Wa.

Then next week's guests may also be from the Nuwa family from Legend of Sword and Fairy.

If only Zhao Linger was a child, Fang Ze would definitely teach Zhao Linger to use the thunderbolt to kill people who peeked at girls taking a bath first.

After bookmarking the second search option, Fang Ze opened the third Zhihu question, wanting to see if there is any reliable analysis. If it was Nuwa, the sage from the Romance of the Gods, Fang Ze would not want to repeat the mistakes of King Zhou.

The reason for the first answer is that the poem written by King Zhou at that time was a seven-character poem that originated in the Southern Dynasty and developed in the Tang Dynasty. Two demons, end King Zhou's rule ahead of time, so as not to change history.

This answer is a bit (un)reliable.

Remember, if you time travel in the future, don't pretend to be a fool, in case people find out that you are a time traveler, you won't know how you died.

After checking for a long time, Fang Ze found that the guests who will come next week are most likely to be the Nuwa family from Legend of Sword and Fairy.

The other versions of Nuwa, including Fengshen Yanyi, are too powerful. If they really want to come, then Fang Ze doesn't have to entertain them. From a biological point of view, Fang Ze is a higher-level creature that surpasses humans. To them, Fang Ze is similar to ants. They do everything for nothing.

Of course, I still have to go to Jinling tomorrow to inquire about that professor. After all, if a great master really comes, we must find out whether the other party has any taboos and don't offend him.

Thinking of this,

Fang Ze found the game videos of his previous Legend of Sword and Fairy from the Internet. It was too late to play all of them by himself, but it is still possible to watch the videos through the videos.

Early the next morning, Fang Ze cleaned his Wuling Hongguang, then drove to Jinling and found the professor.

The professor's surname is Jia, and his name is Jia Yuancheng. He teaches paleography. He is sixty years old, but he is in good spirits.

Hearing that Fang Ze came from other places and wanted to hear him talk about the ancient myths of China, he was very happy. He dragged Fang Ze to a teahouse and talked from twelve noon to eight in the evening after lunch. Fang Ze's mind is full of Nuwa Fuxi, the emperor and the empress, and the three Qings and the four emperors.

Damn it, this old professor doesn't really like the prehistoric mythical worldview developed based on web articles.

When Fang Ze asked the question, he brought a few words, which almost prevented the old man from scolding him to death.

"We must maintain the orthodox mythology of our China, and don't engage in crooked ways, which will easily mislead future generations." The old professor said angrily.

"Yes yes yes." Fang Ze nodded in agreement when he heard the old professor's words.

Although he wanted to say that any myth is actually developed from generation to generation in this way, which is the so-called innovation in political books.

If there is no development, let alone the mythology of China, the mythological systems of ancient Greece and Northern Europe have long been forgotten.

It is precisely because of the adaptation of later generations that ancient gods such as Zeus, Athens, Sol, and Odin are known to people.

But this is purely a difference in worldview, and there is no question of who is right and who is wrong, so Fang Ze just talked about people, talking nonsense, which made the old professor feel good.

It was getting late, Fang Ze supported the old professor and sent him home, "I'm interested in investing in shares tomorrow, we can talk about it."

Although the old professor talked for a day, his physical strength was a bit unknown, but he was in a very happy mood. He took Fang Ze's hand and made an agreement that the two would chat again tomorrow.

"Understood, I'll come to see you at noon tomorrow, don't worry." Fang Ze knew that the old professor was old and could only speak ancient characters at school, and lacked someone to accompany him to talk about these ancient myths, so he managed to catch one. If you are interested, you must tell us about it, so you agreed wholeheartedly.

After sending the old professor back, Fang Ze found a hotel to stay for one night. He originally planned to drive to Haiping and other guests after talking with the old professor the next day. After attending class for a week, I chatted with Fang Ze again on Saturday and Sunday, so I closed my eyes and fainted in the teahouse. Fang Ze could only send the old professor to the hospital. Care at the bedside.

The old professor was lying on the bed, and Fang Ze was bored, so he took out his mobile phone and looked for his first two guests, Mother of Dragon and the Spartan, after staying here for a week, did they cause any problems after going back? What changed.

First of all, Mother Long, this little girl really improved her political means a lot after she went back. In the process of regaining the slaves, she appeared very mature and was not as difficult as in the original book.

But Fang Ze didn't know if this changed the ending of the whole story. After all, the author of this book is an author who wants to go beyond the starting point.

It has been more than thirty years, and the finale has not been written yet. In this life, Fang Ze doesn't know if he can wait until the end. If it is really not possible, he can only let his son burn it to himself after the end.

The second is Sparta.

Nothing changed. Although Leonidas was prepared for the Persians to retreat, the Spartans had too few troops. Even if the Persians retreated, they did not have enough strength to stop them, so they all fought Died at Thermopylae.

However, some changes have taken place in their lines in the movie.

These Spartan fighters, until they died, kept shouting Sparta and dead gays.

The comments below the video have a special explanation, saying that the term gay was actually used to praise muscular fighters at the very beginning. And the death of a gay is the ultimate honor of every gay, that is, to die on the battlefield.

These words changed to their current meanings later, so if you meet Greeks, you must kindly call them gays.

Ahem, fortunately, the Spartans who came this time were not the Athenians who founded the Olympics.

Otherwise, when they go back, maybe the Olympic champions will be rewarded with the title of gay.