My Inseparable House Guests

"It seems that human beings not only like to cut our cat's balls, but also like to cut your own kind." Xiaolan saw Fang Ze's action and didn't stop her, but complained.

"It's just because some people are better off not having that thing, so it's better to cut it off. How about a poem?" Fang Ze thought for a while, then slapped his thigh and shouted, "It's called sex that causes disaster, cut it off." Yongzhi."

"Weird human being." Xiaolan said in a low voice, and then sent Tian Boguang away with a wave of her claws.

After Xiaolan teleported Tian Boguang away, she went back to her cat's den to rest, but this guy, Big Miao, didn't show up today for some reason.

Fang Ze waited for almost an hour. Seeing that the big cat hadn't come yet, he was about to go downstairs first, when suddenly a lump of orange hairy flesh appeared out of thin air, and he threw himself into Fang Ze's arms.

"What's the matter?" Fang Ze was shocked by the force of the big meat rushing towards him, and fell down on the sofa.

"Why don't you hurry up to Lin Xiaoxin's house and pick me up." Da Miao said with a terrified expression, "It's really scary. A bunch of bad kids came to Lin Xiaoxin's house recently, and they discussed together that they want to have me sterilized."

"Isn't that good?" Fang Ze said jokingly, "You see, after raising you for so long, I don't see that you are interested in the female cat, so it would be more cost-effective to cut it off."

"Don't think about sex all the time." Big Meow patted Fang Ze on the head and said, "Is it because the game is not fun or good-looking or the TV series are not enough for you to complain about? Why do you only think about the opposite sex?"

"Well, although what you said is very reasonable, I don't think there is any conflict between the two." Fang Ze hugged Big Meow and said, "Is it because you don't like cats that you use these entertainment projects to make money?" Excuse."

"No." Big Miao broke free from Fang Ze's arms, and then jumped onto the coffee table, "Because if you have a girlfriend, you can only go to bed on time, and you can't stay up late to play games, that would be so boring."

"Then why can't you find a cat who can play games with you until late at night?" Fang Ze asked his own question.

"You talk too much." Da Miao slapped the table angrily and said, "Do you still want the gift and reward this time?"

"Think about it." Fang Ze quickly nodded and said that he would not say anything more on this topic.

"Huh." Da Miao was still puzzled, and patted the table to beat his anger, "Because you abused your guests this time, your guests didn't give you any gifts, and you can only get them from the three rewards." elected."

"I've been prepared for this a long time ago. Just tell me which three options are the rewards." Of course Fang Ze knew that he would not get any gifts this time. After all, Tian Boguang was beaten by him when he finally left. , he would be damned if he still received presents.

"There are three options in total, two abilities and one item." Da Miao said, "The first option, Tian Boguang has collected for many years, a total of 20 pieces of various female bellybands."

"Pfft, what the hell is this?" Fang Ze saw such a useless option for the first time, after thinking about it, he just passed it.

"The second one is the lightness kung fu that travels alone for thousands of miles. After you choose it, you can have the lightness kung fu that is as powerful as Tian Boguang, which comes and goes without a trace. Of course, this light kung fu requires a lot of internal force or original force to drive it. After you obtain it, Depending on the amount of internal force and original force stored in the body, the time it can be used is also uncertain."

"What about the third one?" Fang Ze actually wanted to choose this one when he heard the second one.

After all, besides lightness kung fu, Tian Boguang's ability is only sword skills, so the third option should be one of Tian Boguang's sword skills. And Fang Ze does not lack the ability to attack now, so it is better to do light work.

"The third one is Tian Boguang's Gale Wind Saber Technique. After obtaining it, you can learn this martial art. The power is also related to your own internal force and the amount of original force."

"Then choose the second one." Fang Ze confirmed his choice.

Big Meow came over and patted Fang Ze on the forehead lightly,

Then Fang Ze suddenly had more memories of Qinggong in his mind.

From then on, even if Fang Ze wanted to sneak in through the windows of other people's homes, peeking at the young lady taking a bath is still fine.

"By the way." Fang Ze sorted out Qinggong's memory, and then asked Da Miao, "After Tian Boguang and Yilin came this time, I found that many people no longer have the memory of these two people in their minds. Blocked."

"Yeah." Da Miao nodded and admitted that there was indeed such a thing.

"After Xiaolan took over the work of transmitting guests, I began to increase the intensity of shielding, but the effect is mediocre, sometimes there are many loopholes, and after the guests return, the shielding will become invalid. You should treat it as if it does not exist. gone."

"Okay." Fang Ze thought that after blocking, he could make troubles at will, but now it seems that he should be more careful.

But with more and more cards in Fang Ze's hand, Fang Ze is sure that even if something big happens in the future, he can handle it.

"Then tell me who the next guest is." After learning about the blocking function, Fang Ze asked about the identity of the next guest.

"The next guest has a nickname called the legendary Big Fat Sheep, so it shouldn't be difficult for you to guess his identity, so I will withdraw first." After Da Miao finished speaking, Fang Ze slipped away, and Fang Ze followed Da Miao's prompt. , also know the identity of the next guest.

After Da Miao left, Fang Ze told Xia Yike to find a decoration company to renovate his shop across the street into a livable private house, so that Yilin could move in in the future, and then drove back to her parents' house up.

"Mom, what are you looking at?" Fang Ze wanted to talk to his parents after dinner. After pushing open the bedroom door, he found that his father was reading materials in the study next to the bedroom. Mom was lying on the bed like a girl, constantly swinging her calves to watch TV shows.

"A new domestic drama recently came out." Mother Fang said lazily.

After Fang Ze heard Fang Ma's words, he also lay down on the bed and looked at the tablet in Fang Ma's hand.

All I saw in the picture was a young girl looking heroic, crying and talking to a male knight.

"What kind of drama is this? It looks pretty good-looking."

"The recent remake of Swordsman."

"This is the protagonist Linghu Chong." Fang Ze judged that the man was Linghu Chong based on the lines, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of the identity of the woman, so he asked Fang's mother, "Who is this woman, I can't guess." .”

"Tian Boguang." Fang Ma said naturally.