My Inseparable House Guests

"Our Xiaoxin is back." Fang's mother saw that she had successfully made her son so angry that she couldn't take care of herself, so she immediately moved to Lin Xiaoxin's side affectionately.

"Sister." Every time Lin Xiaoxin saw Fang Ma, she knew that she was going to be hugged and rubbed by Fang Ma. She couldn't resist, so she had no choice but to accept it.

"Hey." Fang's mother came over and hugged Lin Xiaoxin, and put her head on Lin Xiaoxin's shoulder. The two of them are as close as a mother and daughter. "I used to call you sister because you were called auntie to make you look old. You should change your name now." .”

"Mama?" Fang Ze complained.

"That's right." Mother Fang hugged Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Do you think we look like mother and daughter?"

"Then it's incest with me."

"I forgot about it at the time." Fang's mother said angrily, "Lin Xiaoxin should be harvested as a goddaughter, so that you may feel more exciting when you fall in love together now."

Your old man has more bad tastes than me.

Fang Ze was completely defeated by Fang Ma.

When going to bed at night, Mother Fang naturally let Lin Xiaoxin share the same bed with her, leaving Fang Ze alone in the bedroom to play games.

Originally, Fang Ze planned to watch a horror movie in pajamas and wrapped in a quilt after taking a bath with Lin Xiaoxin tonight, but now Fang's mother completely spoiled the situation.

After playing the game in the middle of the night and getting hungry, Fang Ze went to the kitchen to get two packs of potato chips. When he walked upstairs, he turned left and walked towards the master bedroom where Fang's mother was. He wanted to see if they were asleep. Then he heard two sounds There were exclamations one after the other.

One belonged to Mother Fang, and the other belonged to Lin Xiaoxin.

Fang Ze walked over on tiptoe curiously, and then heard another terrifying sound coming from Fang's mother's bedroom.

It seems that Fang Ze's own wish to watch horror movies with Lin Xiaoxin was fulfilled by Fang's mother. Fang Ze can imagine the appearance of an old and a young loli lying together in underwear, wrapped in a quilt, and watching a movie together.

There are mothers like this, and the pits continue.

Alas, go back to sleep.

As soon as Fang Ze turned off his computer, he covered his head and fell asleep until noon the next day. Lin Xiaoxin came in and asked Fang Ze to get up to have lunch.

"What time did you go to bed last night.

"Fang Ze asked as he got up from the bed in a daze.

"Forgot." Lin Xiaoxin was wearing Fang's mother's old clothes, and she seemed to have taken a shower in the morning. "I fell asleep while looking at it. When I woke up in the morning, my sister had already woken me up for breakfast."

"Oh." Fang Ze knew that Fang's mother must not have called him on purpose, so he let himself sleep until noon.

Brush your teeth, wash your face, and go downstairs.

"What's for lunch?" Fang Ze dragged his feet and asked, "We're going to attend Lin Xiaoxin's best friend's wedding in the afternoon, so we can't eat too much."

"The sweet and sour carp and braised lion's head I made myself are definitely much more delicious than the ones in the hotel. You can eat more here, and you can just pick whatever you like at night. The big pot dishes for banquets are not very delicious. .”

"The last time I ate your braised lion's head was in elementary school." Fang Ze sat down, picked up his chopsticks, and suddenly the taste of his mother's cooking filled his mind as a child. "

I miss it so much.

Fang Ze took another bite, then recalled to himself, "Why did you cook braised lion's head last time?"

"It seems to be my first visit to your house." Lin Xiaoxin weakly raised her hand.

"Oh." The smell of mother disappeared from Fang Ze's mind immediately.

"That's not true." Fang's mother cooked the last dish, stir-fried pork with wild rice stem. He took the plate to the dining table, put down the plate, and sat next to Lin Xiaoxin. "In fact, I make it at least once a year, after all, your dad loves to eat."

"Then why do I only eat it once in my memory?"

Fang Ze was wondering if he remembered it wrong, and then he heard Fang's mother say, "Because except for that time, I did it on the anniversary of my relationship with your father, so I avoided you."

Goodbye, run away from home, immediately buy a house outside, and never go home to live again.

After eating and chatting for a while, Mother Fang finally remembered that she had to go to the chess academy today, so she left.

Fang Ze, who was finally able to enjoy the world of two, immediately hugged Lin Xiaoxin, ready to enjoy the sweetness of the two together.

"We seem to have to go." Lin Xiaoxin took out her mobile phone, pointed to the mobile phone on the screen and said, "There are still two hours to start, I have to go to my girlfriend's place first."

"Okay." Fang Ze patted his head. He forgot that although Lin Xiaoxin is not a bridesmaid, she still has to go there early to talk about her sisterhood.

After driving to Lin Xiaoxin's best friend's house, Fang Ze sat in the car and waited, while Lin Xiaoxin went upstairs to accompany her sister.

Time passed by five o'clock in the afternoon, and Fang Ze began to faintly feel the appearance of the distance contract.

This also means that this week's guests have arrived, but as Da Miao said, the guests are sent here completely randomly.

He took out his mobile phone and called Fan Qing.

"Miss Haruko, I have an urgent mission."

"What's wrong?"

"Maybe there are no reported monsters coming to the imperial capital recently, where are you now?"

"I'm at the headquarters with Zhuang Zhuang." Fan Qing said, "Isn't there no one cleaning these days? I'm here to do the cleaning."

"In the first drawer on the left on the second floor, there is a compass." Fang Ze said, "After you take out the compass, think of the four words Pokémon silently in your heart, and then look at the compass pointer to point there."

"Hey, why do you think about Pokmon in your heart, shouldn't it be a monster?" Fan Qing asked.

"It's not like this compass will point you to whatever you think in your heart." Fang Ze said, "There are code words."

"Well, okay." Sister Qingzi believed Fang Ze's words, took out the compass, and a few minutes later, Fang Ze said, "This compass keeps changing direction, sometimes it goes east, sometimes it goes west."

Hearing what Fan Qing said, Fang Ze immediately remembered what Da Miao said before, that there may not be one guest in the future, because Xiaolan has no way to guarantee the accuracy of the transmission during the transmission process.

Just like last time, not only a cabinet was sent over, but also a squirrel was sent over.

"You and Zhuang Zhuang, hold the compass and head towards the east of the compass." Fang Ze said, "See if you encounter some animals with special abilities."

"Okay." Fan Qing immediately agreed, and then He Zhuangzhuang immediately took action.

The last time I visited a Pokémon Fatty, it looked like it had turned into a cat. I don’t know what the Pokmon that came this time will look like.

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