My Inseparable House Guests

The two brothers Lin Jingxuan and Lin Jingwen, because they were worried that they would see their sister being intimate with other men when they were in the car, couldn't help but throw the lighter into the gas tank of the car, and let everyone die together, so they let Lin Xiaoxin sit at the front. The three sat at the back.

"Brother." Fang Ze bumped Lin Jingxuan who was sitting next to him with his elbow.

"Who is your brother." Lin Jingxuan answered Fang Ze with his nostrils.

"Why didn't you admit it just now?"

"Just now I didn't know that you were my sister's boyfriend. If I knew, I would throw you off the high-speed rail."

"Brother, don't do this." Fang Ze tried hard to tell himself that this was the normal reaction of the sister-in-law brother, so he didn't feel angry at all. To be a winner is to have the generosity of a winner. "You said just now that I would help you translate yours."

"No need." Lin Jingxuan said arrogantly, "I'll find someone else to translate by myself."

"Let me tell you, I can't help but know Japanese, English, Russian, French and more than a dozen languages." Fang Ze looked at Lin Jingxuan's expression of you continuing to blow, and quickly gave an example to prove, "You know "How Am I?" Becoming a Russian TV series?"

"I know, I read it on the gay website, no, I saw it on the Bilibili website."

"I translated that TV series." Fang Ze said to Lin Jingxuan, "I can speak the mainstream languages ​​in the world, and my level is not low. If you recognize me as a brother, I will translate them all for you. Then you It can be sold directly to more than a dozen countries."

"By the way." Fang Ze slapped Lin Jingxuan and said, "Brother, what type are you? Chunai is still Little Butter."

"Pure love." Lin Jingxuan touched his chin and said, "It's about a story between a man and a group of cats."

"Cat girl?" Fang Ze clapped his hands and said. "This type is also very popular abroad. Let me translate it for you. It's definitely a hit. It's like chocolate pandan seeds."

"It's not a cat girl, but it's about the same." Lin Jingxuan said, "I originally wanted to be a cat girl. But I have already made pandan seeds under the chocolate, so I changed it a little bit."

"What has it been changed to?" Fang Ze asked curiously.

After all, for this type of cat girl, what everyone reads is the story of the protagonist who fucks the cat.

The players who buy on steam all the year round are very simple, as long as you show them Nako, they will pay you.

"I changed the gender of the cat to male." Lin Jingxuan said.

"It's female-oriented." Fang Ze touched his head and said, "Although this is a small crowd, there are quite a lot of female players now, and it will definitely become popular."

"No." Lin Jingxuan explained, "Only the cat's gender has been changed, but the protagonist's gender has not been changed."

"So this is actually a story about a man and a cat having sex?" Fang Ze was stunned.

"En." Lin Jingxuan nodded seriously and said, "My rotten girlfriend wrote the story for me. She said that she let all her friends read this story. The story is definitely good."

You deserve it for not selling much.

Fang Ze's hands trembled when he thought that he was actually going to translate a story about the owner having sex with a cat.

At the beginning, he didn't agree to O'Neill's translation of gv, but unexpectedly, he still fell into the hands of his uncle.

"I'll help you translate." Fang Ze thought of Lin Xiaoxin, gritted his teeth, and said, "This kind of subject matter will definitely be more popular abroad, because there will be more same-sex groups abroad. I will help you add Dutch when the time comes, where homosexuals It’s all legal, and it’s sure to sell well.”

"Then thank you very much." Lin Jingxuan did some calculations. If he really wanted to add more than a dozen languages ​​to his game, the cost would be unimaginable.

After all, the essence lies in the words, so the words must be translated accurately. Now someone is willing to help for free, although the price is that I have to admit this younger sister's boyfriend.

Anyway, they are seven brothers.

Lin Jingxuan felt that even with his strategy, bah, it was settled, the other six brothers,

He can't do it either.

So he felt relieved and stretched out his hand to Fang Ze, "Deal."

"Deal." Fang Ze happily shook hands with Lin Jingxuan.

One-seventh of the task is completed.

"Brother, Fang Ze, what are you two talking about?" Lin Xiaoxin heard Fang Ze and Lin Jingxuan talking happily in a low voice, so she turned her head and asked.

"No, my brother has already sold you." Lin Xiaoxin couldn't hear clearly, but Lin Jingwen heard it clearly, and said immediately.

"Don't talk nonsense." Lin Jingxuan slapped his younger brother, telling him not to talk nonsense.

"We are brothers now." Fang Ze whispered in Lin Jingxuan's ear, "So can you tell me if your brother has any hobbies?"

"I like playing games." Lin Jingxuan thought for a while and decided that his younger sister would be sold, so a younger brother would not matter. "It's especially about fps games, such as the recently popular Chicken Eater. But he's pretty good at it."

Chicken?

Oh.

Fang Ze patted Lin Jingxuan and signaled him to change seats with Lin Jingxuan. He wanted to sit next to Lin Jingwen and settle down the boy with the second-year illness. Fang Ze, who had the vision of Athena, could kill twenty-seven The figure is self-propelled.

"Talk ahead of time. I'm not the same as my brother." Lin Jingwen saw Fang Ze sitting up and knew what Fang Ze was paying attention to, so he said to Fang Ze, "I have nothing for you. When I get home, I will tell you You are dead."

This child, who looks quite old, is still more childish than Lin Xiaoxin.

Fang Ze looked at Lin Jingxuan and said, "You like playing games."

"Yeah." Lin Jingwen said, "But don't think that you can buy me if you play games well. My idol is Uncle Meng. If you can play games as well as him, I, me. Forget it, you too It's impossible to play as well as he does."

"I fought with Uncle Meng." Fang Ze said to Lin Jingwen.

"Pfft." Lin Jingwen looked at Fang Ze with disbelief.

"Don't tell me you met it in the game."

"Offline competition." Fang Ze looked at Lin Jingwen and said, "Did you know that there was an offline event of a domestic chicken eating game in Jinling a few months ago."

"Domestic chicken eating game, offline activities?" Lin Jingwen thought for a while, then clapped his hands suddenly and said, "It was the domestic garbage manufacturer who said that after charging money, the game was issued with a crossbow without breaking the balance, but was slapped in the face by a passer-by , The game where all the other professional players were wiped out?!"

"Yes." Fang Ze nodded.

"That passer-by is so awesome." When Lin Jingwen came across a topic he was interested in, his mouth was like a faucet turned on, and he began to speak crazily.

"You don't know that the video at that time went viral in various circles. Those idiots planned and said that the crossbow would not break the balance, but a passer-by took the crossbow and completely wiped out the professional player team. After that day, the domestic Manufacturers no longer dare to say that opening items and adding props will not break the balance!"

"That passer-by god has been my idol since that day!" Lin Jingwen shouted excitedly.

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