My Inseparable House Guests

Remember in a second [爱♂尚★小△说§网], free reading of wonderful novels without pop-up windows!

"I can't take it anymore." Fan Qing leaned on Fang Ze's shoulder excitedly and laughed loudly, "Isn't my ordinary hair not Piao Zun?"

"Stop laughing, people are watching." Fang Ze shook his shoulders, signaling Fan Qing to hold back her laughter.

"No, I suddenly remembered that there used to be a sister from the Northeast in our dormitory. There were eight people in the dormitory, seven from Haiping, and she was the only one from the Northeast. As a result, when we graduated, all eight of us had a Northeast accent. After graduation, I haven’t been in contact with Northeast China for several years before I can get rid of my accent.”

"I suddenly remembered a joke." Fang Ze looked at Fan Qing and said, "A man from the Northeast died abroad. God didn't want to accept foreigners in heaven, so he was sent to hell. One month later, Satan sweated profusely. Lili ran up and said, "Oh my god, Ma Liuer, let's get rid of that calf, and let my Juda go astray!" God had no choice but to bring back the Northeast people, and after another month, Satan gloated Ask God: 'What about the Northeasterners?'

God said: 'Say sei Northeast guy, look for a chipper! That's my big brother! '"

"Pfft." Fan Qing laughed even harder when she heard Fang Ze's joke, she said out of breath, "Northeast dialect is really easy to mislead people, don't listen to it, you just read the words I can’t help but say a mouthful of Northeast-flavored words.”

"On the 74th, please go to the counter on the 74th to handle the business." The voice summoned in the bank recalled, Fan Qing hurriedly got up and went to withdraw the money, and did not continue to discuss the topic of dialect with Fang Ze.

The two withdrew the money, bought a bunch of hot pot ingredients and base materials, and then returned to the daily rental house with the bags.

Groot and Xiao Hu Ying got along well. After Fang Ze and Fan Qing made the hot pot, they sat in a row to eat the hot pot together.

As a Treant, it was also the first time for Groot to eat hot pot, and he yelled "iaroot" several times.

"He said the hot pot you made is delicious." Fang Ze relayed the meaning of Groot's words to Fan Qing.

"By the way, does Groot speak the language of the tree people? Their language is spoken in different tones from time to time, and the meaning is different."

"No." Fang Ze explained. "It has nothing to do with pitch."

"Then he just repeated this sentence, how did you understand the meaning in his words?"

"Feel it with your heart." Fang Ze patted his chest and said.

"Attentively?" Fan Qing imitated Fang Ze and put her hands in the same position. "Why can't I understand even though I'm paying attention?"

"Because you put your hands on your breasts, not your heart."

. . . . . .

Fan Qing resisted the idea of ​​using her thirty-two d to suffocate Fang Ze, and instead tried to figure out how each of Groot's same words had different meanings.

But even after being untied, Groot said countless words of iaroot during the two days he stayed in the county. , she still couldn't tell the difference in what these people said.

"iaroot." In the woods outside the county seat, Groot happily waved goodbye to Fang Ze. The reason why Groot is happy is not how comfortable he is here, but because Fang Ze taught him how to make hot pot.

As a tree man who has been conquered by hot pot, he decided to promote hot pot in the Guardians of the Galaxy first when he went back, and then asked the other three members of the Guardians to eat hot pot with him.

After sending Groot away, Fang Ze drove back to the county seat alone. Because he was thirsty on the road, he stopped and bought a bottle of water.

It happened that next to this convenience store was a movie theater. Fang Ze casually glanced at the posters of various movies pasted outside this movie theater, one of which was from Guardians of the Galaxy.

But after seeing this poster, Fang Ze spewed out all the mineral water in a sip.

because,

On this poster, the four members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Star-Lord, Gamora, Crispy Noodles, and Groot sit together and eat hot pot.

Fang Ze dared to bet his little brother,

As a loyal movie fan who must watch every masterpiece, he has never seen the Chinese element of hot pot in any of the plots of Guardians of the Galaxy.

Thinking that he could influence the development of the plot through the guests, Fang Ze immediately took out his mobile phone to search for the introduction of the movie Guardians of the Galaxy.

"Groot, the tree figure, fell in love with hot pot? Some netizens pointed out that when watching Guardians of the Galaxy in the cinema, they found that hot pot has become Groot's favorite food. Groot even brought other partners to eat hot pot together several times."

"Marvel Pictures is accused of adding hot pot, a unique Chinese delicacy, to the movie in order to please Chinese audiences."

Sure enough, by influencing the guests, he influenced the world where the guests lived, and then tampered with the reality.

Fang Ze then thought of the three previous guests, Liu Maoxing, the little boss of China, Iron Man Shit, and Captain Jack Sparrow.

These people have been more or less affected in the real world. Fang Ze quickly took out his mobile phone to search for any changes related to the three guests.

The first one is Liu Maoxing, the young master of China.

What Fang Ze changed was not the original plot of Little Master of China, but the restart of Little Master of China, which had been finished for many years!

Etsuji Ogawa, the original author of the manga, said that in his dream, Liu Maoxing told himself that he had found more delicious ingredients and tasted many new delicacies in China, so he rekindled his fighting spirit and wanted to continue on the road of being a chef. Forward.

So he is going to start serializing The Little Master of China again!

very good, very powerful.

Fang Ze really didn't expect that he took Liu Maoxing to participate in a food competition, and he was able to revive a work that had been unfinished for eighteen years, which was considered a remarkable thing.

After searching for the Little Master of China, Fang Ze searched for Iron Man.

The plot of the movie version of Iron Man has not changed in the slightest, but Fang Ze found out that in the original original comics, the plot of Big Shit has changed.

In the process of making the first generation of Iron Man, the Chinese physicist who originally helped Stark did not sacrifice. Before the first soldier rushed over and shot, Stark used the anesthesia needle on his watch to paralyze him to sleep up.

And after Stark wiped out all the enemies, he took the Chinese physicist back to China, and this scientist helped Stark a lot in the future.

However, when shooting the movie plot, because the director thought that the watch in Stark's wrist that could fire anesthesia needles appeared too bizarre, so the plot was deleted.

Generally speaking, the plot of Iron Man's story has not changed much, and there is also the plot of Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirates of the Caribbean.

In the movie series, although Jack Sparrow was unsealed by the goddess of the sea in advance of the Black Pearl, he still had to go on an adventure with Blackbeard for other reasons, so the subsequent story development is still the same as before.

ps: The re-serialization of Zhonghua Xiaodangjia is a real news. The author announced that the serialization will start in November.