My Goddess is a Cat

The longing for hometown is an emotion, but emotions are more often lingering in the heart, and will not really affect the real life.

The same is true for Nan Mao, but some emotions will still change some daily routines in life. For example, Nan Mao is finally no longer too sensitive to Tang An's physical contact with her in daily life.

After all, I've been to Tang An, and I've ridden Tang An.

"These stupid humans can only shout words such as cute, cute, and cute blood. One day, when they succumb to the rule of the king, they will understand that they are not qualified to use it. These words are used to describe this king." Nan Mao looked at the comments on Weibo with a blank face, "When facing something with a posture of appreciation and affection, it is often when he thinks he is in a state of superiority and ease. When they are raised in captivity and become slaves at the bottom of the empire, they must see the figure of the king again, they will only scream and feel fear."

A picture emerged in Nanmao’s mind. A huge white cat stretched out its paws and turned the earth, and the humans on the earth were shaking and screaming as if they were welcoming the end of the world. Holding the big white cat.

Such a picture is satisfying, Nan Mao nodded and took a sip of milk.

"When can you give me the computer?" Tang An stood at the door of Nanmao's room, looking helplessly at the Nanmao who had occupied his computer.

∴☆Nanmao is watching the comments of two very popular videos on the Internet. The first video is a little girl standing on a high podium and sending out toys. She has to call her the king and her The suspected elder brother of the general accompanies him to make a fool of himself.

The other is a video of a dog carrying a big white cat running wildly. In fact, there are not many videos of dogs carrying cats. They are fairly common. However, what is surprising is that after the first video was uploaded, Someone found that this wild dog and big white cat seemed to have appeared in other sections of the road. So I waited for a few videos of the same protagonist but recorded at different locations and uploaded them to the Internet. People were surprised to find that this native dog was carrying a big white cat. From the location of Zhonghai Zoo to the city center, it almost spanned half of the city. This kind of long-distance running is unique.

The reason for the popularity of these two videos is very simple. The first is because the little girl is so cute and cute, and there is also a general who loves her very much, filled with a warm taste, of course the second video It is because the protagonist is a small animal who has made an amazing move, and the big white cat is arrogant. The majestic appearance completely surrendered countless cat slaves.

Except for Tang An, Nanmao and Sang Mengmeng, no one knows that the protagonists of these two videos are actually the same two, just their two forms.

"This is mine!" Nanmao said while holding the keyboard and mouse.

Tang An didn't move the computer away when he moved the room a few days late, so he lost the computer and was requisitioned by the Southern Cat King.

Fortunately, in the current military training, Tang An didn't have much time to play on the computer after returning home at night, so he didn't care too much. But today is the weekend, and there is a lot of time, so Tang An wants to play games.

Of course, the game is only played at night. During the day, he had something to do, and if he was ready, he would go shopping with Zhang Yuying and Sang Mengmeng.

He still had to find a way to get the computer back from Nanmao. Tang An figured out a way. He didn't have the financial resources to buy a computer that was enough to run the games that were very expensive.

"We play minesweeper games. Whoever sweeps more or spends the least time to clear the level, whoever wins, the computer belongs to. How?" Tang An thought for a while and said, it is more difficult to defeat Nanmao from other aspects, but Tang An has seen Nan Mao play minesweeper once, and she is simply messing around randomly. To put it simply, the very powerful Nan Mao King can't actually play minesweeper.

"Don't play." The Nanmao refused without hesitation, and looked at Tang An unbelievably, "It was originally my thing, why should I compete with you to decide where I belong?"

This is the real robber! Tang An arched his hands and expressed admiration for the robbers of this state...Of course, the robbers reached a certain state, and they were generally called the kings. Tang An suddenly realized the connection between the Nanmao and the robbers.

"Do you dare to bet with me?" Tang An thought of another idea.

"Dare." Nan Mao nodded.

"I bet it will rain at noon today!" Tang An said, pointing to the top of his head.

"Oh." Nan Mao nodded again.

This is not on the road at all! Tang An continued: "You should bet that it won't rain. If it does, the computer will belong to me. If it doesn't, I will lose, and I won't ask you for the computer."

"I watch TV every day, and I still know the weather forecast." Nan Mao looked at Tang An expressionlessly, "If it's okay, go and play with your little white dog, don't bother me."

Even if there is no weather forecast, as a small animal, he is very experienced in judging the weather. Nanmao thinks that Tang An is sometimes trustworthy, but most of the time he is in a state where his IQ needs to be supplied with energy by the "Brush Electric Cat". .

What's more, today is the weekend, but Tang An actually wants to go out to play with Sang Mengmeng, and he didn't mean to take Nan Mao with him, which made Nan Mao full of anger towards Tang An.

Although Nanmao is not rare to hang out with them at all, the attitude of invitation must be made, and only when they repeatedly invite but Nanmao impatiently refuses, Tang An can really go out to play with Sang Mengmeng.

But it doesn’t matter. The Southern Cat doesn’t care about this at all. What’s more, Sang Mengmeng is already a little **** with the ability to reproduce, and Tang An is an energetic big male dog, and both sides are dominated by human emotions. , I think it takes a certain so-called emotional foundation to be able to reproduce offspring. Although Sang Mengmeng has made physical and psychological preparations, Tang An has not yet...give Sang Mengmeng and Tang An a chance to live alone, let them Being able to mate early is also very effective in facilitating one's own conspiracy.

Thinking of this, Nan Mao glanced at Tang An with expectant eyes, drove Tang An out of the door, and then closed the door heavily.

Sitting in front of the computer, Nanmao opened a small movie blankly, turned the volume off, and then patted the mouse vigorously. This broken computer is really annoying!

Just now, I expected him and Sang Mengmeng to look at what they needed to do sooner. He should be able to feel it, right? Even if she is a dull person, she wouldn't be misunderstood that she was upset because she didn't hang out with them, right? Thinking of this, Nan Mao nodded, and then went on to watch the movie.

The mating process of Tang An and Sang Mengmeng should be exactly the same as that shown in the movie. However, the two staff responsible for the show in the movie are a bit too ugly and lacking in aesthetics... But there is no problem with God, no need for research. Beauty, it only needs to be true.

Tang An probably didn't think so, he didn't even do the work of obtaining liquid from male turkeys. Probably would not be interested in giving liquid to female turkeys, but no matter how you look at it, the process of male and female breeding of the next generation together is disgusting than taking liquids to male turkeys. Will Tang An accept it?

Nan Mao looked at the close-up pictures and couldn't help being a little worried, it was really ugly... Human reproduction is such a low-level process.

But we still have to read it, because this is a necessary understanding, and what makes Nanmao feel very contradictory is why this kind of thing is full of nausea and nausea. And so many cases in human history have captured the target through this process?

Humans are really incredible stupid creatures... Nan Mao raised his hand and touched his tiger hat, thinking to himself.

Tang An didn't get his computer back, and was slightly annoyed. As a teenager who loves games, the Internet, and all the messy and interesting things, he hasn't touched the computer for a week. There is always a feeling of eagerness. It seems that you have to sit in front of the computer and hold the mouse for a while. Play games, watch the new fan, this will make my heart feel refreshed.

Nanmao doesn't play games anyway. Why don't you get her a cheaper laptop? For example, a second-hand thinkpad and the like n years ago cost hundreds of dollars and thousands of dollars.

Hundreds and thousands of dollars are also money, not to mention doing this, I feel a little sorry for the Southern Cat King, Tang An thinks about it and forgets it.

Came downstairs, walked out of the living room, wandered in the yard for a while, and saw that the black tiger forward had bitten a big bone and ran around, like a dog.

I couldn’t help but glance at the next door. The window door was closed tightly. Since grabbing Lin Yuling’s chest that day, the star has never harassed her neighbor again. Tang An hasn’t even met her. It seems that she should be It is the end of the vacation to go to work.

This person is also a scumbag. I used to see her annoying, but now she has disappeared. Tang An wants to find out what kind of star Lin Yuling is... Now there are too many stars of all kinds, even popular idols. It is normal for Tang An not to know him. For example, there are dozens or even dozens of combinations at every turn, and whoever remembers who is who is in a swarm.

Forget it, she wasn't a person in the world, plus her speechless character and behavior, no matter if she didn't have contact, it would be unbearable if she encountered troubles.

Tang An knew that he didn't miss Lin Yuling or anything, but he was a little guilty for suddenly grabbing her **** that day.

What a stain in life, Tang An thought depressedly.

"let's go!"

Sang Mengmeng walked out, and Tang An couldn't help but shine.

"This is a **** dress!" Seeing the smile on Tang An's face, Sang Mengmeng turned around triumphantly, "Do you think I look like a little princess?"

Tang An nodded heavily, "Like, very like... But is it a bit too ostentatious to walk on the street like this?"

"Should I become Xiaobai for you to lead?" Sang Mengmeng said, sticking out his tongue.

Tang An could only give her a blank glance.

"In fact, ordinary people feel ostentatious. In fact, the style of **** dress is a bit gorgeous. My suit is more for everyday wear. The name is universityjsk. Jsk means sleeveless dress. This is the style of college style." Mengmeng introduced to Tang An, "How about, seeing the e-cup girl in the academic style, do you feel like you are accompanied by the high-quality royal sisters in the anime?"

"Yes!" Tang An nodded heavily~www.wuxiaspot.com~ If the Southern Cat King carries an ethereal celestial aura, like a beautiful woman in an ethereal cg, then Sang Mengmeng is the one in anime From time to time, he uses his body to seduce the male protagonist to gain a wide range of delusional roles.

"Zhang Yuying is wearing this set today, our twins!" Sang Mengmeng continued, "Twins are two girls wearing the same style and dress, looking like twins."

"Then you should wear the same clothes as Sang Yueye, you two are genuine twins." Tang An said, as far as the bust is concerned, Zhang Yuying and Sang Mengmeng are not of the same level anyway! To be sure, Zhang Yuying's development is pretty good, but to what extent, Tang An is not sure. You must know that many girls in high schools and colleges have not started to take the **** route. Their curves are usually the same. Was covered up to a great extent.

"She won't wear the same clothes as me. She thinks that this gorgeous dress will make people ignore her superior IQ." Sang Mengmeng pursed her lips and shook her head, looking very disappointed with Sang Yueye.

Tang An couldn't help but laughed, saying like Sang Yueye's current appearance, others would find her superior IQ. (To be continued...)