My Girlfriend Is Too Strong

Seeing Xia Zhe strutting out of the office, the people in the game department looked at each other in blank dismay, leaving such excessive homework again!

Xia Zhe came home from get off work. He wanted to pick up Leng Qin later, but he didn't expect to lie down on the sofa and fell asleep without knowing it. He didn't know how long he slept. He felt in a daze that there were hands pressing on his back. !

He was also polite: "Go down, and push harder!"

The strength on his back suddenly increased, and he was pushed up from the sofa at once. Only then did Xia Zhe realize that Leng Qin had returned and it was dark outside.

"How long have I been asleep?" Xia Zhe asked.

"How do I know, I saw you lying on the sofa when I came back, and I was shocked." Leng Qin sat beside him and asked curiously, "What did you do, so tired?"

"Oh, I didn't do anything, I just searched and pondered how to empty everyone's wallets, and my brain cells were consumed a bit.

There is no way, these guys from the game department have been with me for so long, and they haven’t learned a little bit about me. It’s too worrying for me. I have to go to the newcomer industry training class and industry refresher class in a few days. See if I can find a few good seedlings who can understand my essence, so that I can relax in the future. "

Xia Zhe held Leng Qin's hand, rubbed it, and said that what he did was nothing: "It's you, you have to give me a massage after filming, it's too hard."

Leng Qin said angrily, "I've already regretted it!"

Xia Zhe hurriedly said: "Don't, give me a few more strokes, it's quite comfortable, especially under the shoulders and the deltoid muscles, put some strength on it."

"Are you sure?" Leng Qin raised her fist.

"Uh..." Xia Zhe hesitated for three seconds, "Let me give you a knock."

Leng Qin refused: "I don't need it."

"It's useful." Xia Zhe asked Leng Qin to lie on the sofa, kneading and kneading around like smoothing the fur of a cat. When Leng Qin squinted his eyes comfortably, he quietly drilled his hands into the clothes, extremely skillful .

Seeing that Leng Qin didn't bother to stop him, and his body temperature was gradually rising, Xia Zhe felt complacent: "So what if I can't beat him, it's not because I've been able to control him to death, who said there is only one way to become a dragon knight!"

Unexpectedly, the lazy Lengqin suddenly turned around: "What did you say?"

Xia Zhe was stunned: "I didn't say anything!"

"I heard it." Leng Qin approached Xia Zhe, "Why are you so sure?"

"Impossible, I didn't say anything, you're hallucinating." Xia Zhe denied it categorically. He seemed to have top-notch mental quality, but actually panicked a lot, causing great waves.

Lengqin's ability won't evolve into "mind reading", right? It won't work, absolutely not!

"I don't have auditory hallucinations!" Leng Qin didn't care so much, grabbed Xia Zhe and dragged him into the bedroom, "Let's see who decides who!"

The moment the door was closed, Xia Zhe was still calling: "Let's eat first, I haven't eaten yet!"

In the corner of the room, Xiaomeng covered her mouth and sniggered "miu~miu~", Xiaopi hid far away, everything had nothing to do with it.

...

The next day there was a meeting to collect the homework, Song Yang submitted the results of his all-night brain racking, looked at Xia Zhe and asked curiously: "Why do you keep supporting your waist?"

Xia Zhe quickly took his hands away: "When did I support my waist, don't talk nonsense, let me see your homework."

Everyone submitted a variety of ideas. Xia Zhe looked at them and found that they were all too conservative. He knocked on the table: "I suddenly realized that I haven't systematically given you a lecture on cheating Krypton in such a long time!"

Just hearing the name, a group of people in the room were shocked.

They can completely imagine how much essence and profound meanings are contained in the two words "cheat krypton".

Xia Zhe didn't care if they wanted to listen or not, so he turned on the screen in the conference room and ordered: "This homework is reserved in advance, and after listening to this class, you have to summarize when you go back, and each of you will submit a copy of your experience.

I may say whatever I want, Li Shang, don’t hide that it’s you, you are the main planner, and I will give you some more tasks to organize what I said into lesson plans. If I don’t have time after the refresher class starts this year, you can Go to substitute class and use today's content as the main lecture content of this issue! "

"Can I not go?" Intuition told Li Shang that this matter is dangerous!

"No." Xia Zhe resolutely refused, and then started the class, from the first recharge reward, the first recharge double, to the cumulative recharge, weekly card, monthly card, newcomer limited gift pack, server opening limited gift pack, and then to the pool of characters, weapons and even skin cards , and various lucky draws and treasure chests.

Not only the plan, Xia Zhe also analyzed in detail why these strategies are successful from a psychological point of view.

The people in the game department used to follow Xia Zhe's ideas. When they heard an idea, they would always feel that "this plan is definitely not something that humans can think of", but they never deeply analyzed "why this plan cannot be thought of by humans." , now they understand!

This is a knowledge, it is too broad and profound!

Why can various time-limited discounts and limited gift packages deceive Krypton? Because people have loss aversion and impulsive consumption.

Why can all kinds of limited characters deceive Krypton, because the characters can give players a sense of substitution, and spending money to draw limited characters, there are others who don’t have it, can get vanity and satisfaction.

The class lasted the whole morning, and a group of people in the game department confirmed from the bottom of their hearts that Xia Zhe is definitely not human!

...

Brawler cards have been completely popular recently. Whether it is a university, middle school, or elementary school, students who collect and exchange brawler cards can be seen everywhere.

The recent sales of the seven hamsters have doubled compared to last month, and the senior leaders are grinning from ear to ear.

Seeing the popularity of his work, Ao Shun desperately rushed to make the second batch of 72 Brawl Cards without sleep, and his friends were worried that he would die suddenly.

Naturally, Xia Zhe didn't need to collect them, but he was also curious about how the seven hamsters behaved. If it was him, he would inevitably reduce the number of cards to put in and increase the difficulty of collecting them.

After browsing the Internet, he found that it was similar to what he expected. After communicating with netizens, he also felt that some cards were relatively scarce.

Like Lara Croft in "Tomb Raider" and Master Yoda in "Star Wars", the probability of obtaining body sensation is extremely low. This is still the normal version, and the CG version is even rarer. There have been tens of thousands of stars on the Internet. Still priceless.

With the popularity of Brawl Cards, other manufacturers are inevitably jealous. Immediately, some brands found top manufacturers such as EX Generation and Ji ing to seek cooperation, and the two hit it off.

It is a pity that many times it is difficult to catch up if you take a slow step.

The products cooperated by these manufacturers have not been launched yet, and the second batch of 72 Chaos Cards has been quickly put on the market.

The seven hamsters now attach great importance to this matter. As soon as they got the manuscript from Ao Shun, they urged the outsourcing company to work overtime for the production. Of course, extra money is essential.

By the time all 108 Brawl Cards are put into the market, a set of Brawl Cards has not yet been collected, so no one will pay attention to other products.

What, collect all EX generation collection cards to win the 88888 cash prize?

Roll rough!