My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

  Chapter 542 I gave birth to a face-slapped child

   "Master, this is not right!" Without reminding Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu, Father Fu spoke out.

   "It's boring! I'll just talk about it!" The emperor sighed helplessly.

  Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu breathed a sigh of relief.

  ……

  The next day the group was going to visit Zhuangzi.

  Considering that Queen Mother Jiang should not be able to walk on the mountain road because of lack of exercise, Cai Xiaolian proposed to take a bus to Zhoujiazhen.

  The queen mother Jiang didn’t want to, but wanted to walk past the back mountain.

   "Grandma Jiang, this weather, the woods are very hot, there are all kinds of small bugs, and snakes! Let's go there by car!" Gu Xin was worried about the Queen Mother and persuaded.

  She looked at the Queen Mother with a maid and a maid. She thought that the three masters and servants should not be able to walk the mountain road!

  Winter is okay. Now this season, there are really snakes in the forest.

   "There are snakes? That day is fine. I haven't made dragon and phoenix soup by myself for many years. I will cook it myself later and give you all a taste?" The Queen Mother Jiang's eyes were filled with joy.

  Grandma Gu raised her eyebrows and glanced at her, without saying anything.

   "Mother, did you cook the food yourself? Grandma Gui and Bi Rong made things, and finally you added some salt and put it in the pot, then you cooked it yourself?" The emperor ruthlessly dismantled his old mother.

  He watched too much. His elder mother said he had cooked by herself. When his old father was still there, how could it be otherwise?

  The key is that his old father thought that his old mother's cooking was the most delicious.

   "Yeah, I did it!" After Mrs. Jiang said without a heartbeat, she turned and headed towards the back mountain, "It's this direction, walk around, let's walk!"

Gu Xin dragged Gu Si to follow: "Grandma Jiang, you let us go ahead, let Mother Gui and Bi Rong sister walk around you, my father and them are behind, so that no snakes, insects, rats and ants can get close to you! "

  Gu Si also said: "Gangma Jiang, I will stare at the tree for you, and we will not let go of the sky!"

  The queen mother squeezed the faces of the two children: "What a lovely little girl! Then grandma depends on you to protect!"

  Gu Hui and Gu Nian helplessly stepped forward and walked with their sister.

   followed by Granny Gu and Cai Xiaolian.

  Behind is the emperor and Uncle Gu holding Gu Ren, Gu Shouxin and Grandpa Gu, Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu are still behind.

   "Brother Gu, do you want me to hug you, this kid will have a relationship with me!" The emperor looked at Gu Ren in a very good mood.

Uncle Gu looked at Gu Ren in his arms. This kid was looking around. He didn't know where his energy came from. He was arguing and wanted to go with him. Uncle Gu was still very pleased to see that he didn't want others to hug him like yesterday. , Shook his head and said triumphantly: "It's okay, I hold it. This kid is greedy for freshness, freshness is over, and he still loves my dad the most."

  Emperor: I always feel that this naive man is stabbing me and saying that my son doesn't love me.

   Gu Nen silently rolled his eyes, and it happened that he was caught by Gu Shouxin behind him. He hooked his mouth to Gu Ren.

  Gu Nen silently looked away.

  Which link is the problem?

  Uncle Gu held the child with one hand, and patted the emperor’s shoulder with the other hand: “Brother Ye, let me tell you that there is a trick to raising a child.”

  The emperor came to be interested: "Oh? How to say?"

Uncle Gu triumphantly smiled and said, "This trick is innate! It is a gift from God, and others can't take it away. For example, me, my two sons and two daughters love to stick to me! Don't talk about me. Children, my two nieces, and my nephew, they all like to play with me! No way, God gave it. Like me, they are blessed people, and children like them. So, brother Ye, don’t envy you I, really. Your sons and daughters don’t stick to you, so don’t blame you, God, for not giving you this kind of fate! Some people don’t like children, even for a while, it doesn’t count. Don’t envy me. , This is fate!"

  Gu Ren suddenly stretched out his hands for the emperor to hug: "Eh!"

  The emperor was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Uncle Gu provocatively.

  Uncle Gu: I gave birth to a face-slapped child!

  　 Gu Ren: “I’m not used to seeing you, let you nag all day long!”

  　　 Uncle Gu: "Can you give this baby to Brother Ye?"

  　　The princes: "Don't send us harm!"

  　　Thank you for the reward of [Dragon and Fish Combination]!

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  (End of this chapter)