My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

   Chapter 526 Because of how much excitement you missed

   Queen Mother Jiang smiled and said: "You also said that I haven't been out of the palace in decades, how can I see enough? Just because of the scenery outside the palace, I can hold back the motion sickness."

  The emperor: "...Mother, you said to hold back, is it the one that the son wants to hold back?"

Queen Mother Jiang nodded: "Yes! It's the one you want to hold back! Oh, my son, you don't understand my sorrow! At the beginning, your father... only had me a regular wife, two side concubines, and entered the palace. After that, the three of me couldn't fight in the palace. How boring I am to be a queen! Look at your queen, how interesting it is to be a queen!"

"When I didn't have a child, I was afraid that you would not spoil her. After giving birth, I would ignore you for fear that other concubine's sons would harm her son in the palace. Fight over and fight every day, and I don't have time to think about the scenery outside the palace! Ugh!"

  The emperor chuckled: "...The mother, what do you mean is that the father’s concubines were missing, which made you bored. No one wants to fight with you. No one wants to harm your son. It's the father's fault?"

   Queen Mother Jiang pursed her lips: "It's not true. This is wrong, it must be the fault of your disappearing emperor! If he doesn't disappear, how nice we are!"

  The emperor helped his forehead: "Mother, if the disappearing uncle suddenly appears and wants to grab my place, what do you do?"

Queen Mother Jiang moved her eyes: "Give it to him! Grab it! You see how comfortable your father's other two sons are when they are princes! Look at your son again, how painful they are to be princes! What's the point of calculating this and that all day long, every heart is the same as the sieve at a young age?"

  The emperor is autistic and doesn't want to talk anymore.

  After being the emperor for more than ten years, my mother said, don’t be the emperor, it’s tiring to be the emperor!

Ugh!

   "Zhao'er, how long will it take to get to Gyeongju?" The carriage stopped at a post, and Queen Mother Jiang asked.

"There are still a few days! I should be able to catch up with the Dragon Boat Festival in Gyeongju Prefecture. Mother, after I have settled in Gyeongju, let's go to Sanchakou Village, which is the village that washes and protects suits. The family is very special. It’s fun! My son and their family feel right at first sight. The **** sea pepper you like is also made by their family. I don’t know if half a year has passed, if they have any new things!" The emperor said enthusiastically.

   "Okay! I also want to see the people who met my son." Queen Mother Jiang was very interested in this.

  ……

  The day before the Dragon Boat Festival, the Gu family went to Fucheng together again, leaving Uncle Gu and Auntie Gu and Renren.

Uncle Gu hugged Ninnin, looked at the donkey cart walking away pitifully, and muttered to Ninnin, "Oh, Ninnin! Dad couldn't help but want to talk about you! You said you, why are you here so early? , How good is to bear it! If you endure running in your mother’s stomach at the end of last year, Dad will not miss the chance to watch the excitement so many times this year! Why are you going to crawl into your mother’s stomach at the beginning of the year? How good is it to be forbearing!"

   "Pop!" Shinnin slapped Uncle Gu on the face.

  He is now a little man who is over half a year old, and he has all the strength to do something against his nagging father.

  Forbearance, forbearance!

  Why didn’t you endure from the beginning of the year to the end of the year!

  I have tolerated you for a long time, you are a bad middle-aged uncle!

Uncle Gu was holding the child in one hand, and his little fleshy hand in the other: "Smelly boy, are you going to shake the sky? You'll beat Lao Tzu when you are so big? You can't know if you can't beat me? You can bear it for another ten years. Lao Tzu, you definitely win!"

   "Pop!" Shinnin's hand that was not caught again patted Uncle Gu. After the filming, she smiled toothlessly, and laughed happily.

  (End of this chapter)