My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

  Chapter 218 Escape

   "Girls, run!" Uncle Gu ran over with an axe and yelled when he saw the big guy.

  When he raised his axe to block the two sisters, the big guy jumped up, and Uncle Gu threw the axe at the big guy’s head.

  In a panic, Gu Xin touched the small bamboo tube Cai Xiaolian had sewn into her clothes, opened the lid, threw it at the big guy, and made a four-pronged approach.

   After moving, Gu Xin not only sprinted horses, but also practiced shooting darts. She learned fast and had good accuracy, so the powder pill entered the big guy’s mouth.

   "Roar~"

  The big guy's movements suddenly stopped and he roared.

  Sunlight shone on the three people Yihu through the woods. If you look closely, Uncle Gu was stained on his neck by the powder closest to him.

   Taking advantage of the moment when the big guy stagnated, Uncle Gu threw the axe directly, then carried a child in one hand and ran quickly.

  Hi, mother, your old man has not been out of the mountain for more than ten years, and the big cats in Houshan ran out, scaring his son to death.

  God, come and get a thunder, give the big cat a shot, let me run back to my mother!

   "Roar~"

  The big tiger chased him up, and he caught it in one go.

  Gu Xin and Gu Nian were picked up by Uncle Gu, and they happened to see the big guy who was about to catch up.

  Especially when the big guy jumped up, the tiger's eyes glared at the back of Uncle Gu's head, and his mouth opened, as if he wanted to bite Uncle Gu's neck directly. The two sisters rolled their eyes in fright and fainted.

   "Ouch!" Uncle Gu tripped over a stone and fell down.

  Gu Xin fell into the bushes with thorns, while Gu Si's head was torn apart by the sharp stone, and the bleeding continued.

  As soon as the man fell, the big guy rushed to the air.

  The big guy turned around. Uncle Gu just got up and pushed the two children away, facing the big guy head-on.

  God bless, I am such a big man, he is full after eating, let the two children go!

  He is highly concentrated, and he poses to fight the tiger empty-handed. The big guy on the opposite side also poses, taking the human in front of him as a plate of Chinese food.

   "Puff!"

  At the moment when one person and one tiger were facing each other, the tiger's tail suddenly raised.

"Puff puff!"

  This is all right, Uncle Gu saw the most unforgettable moment of his life.

  Big cat is diarrhea!

  At this time, he hadn't forgotten to wipe his eyes and take a closer look, and he owed his mouth. He couldn't help but mutter: "Brother Tiger, you have pulled it all, do you want to eat us?"

   "Roar~"

"Puff puff!"

  The big cat roared, then pulled it back.

  Uncle Gu wants to laugh, but he knows that now is not the time to laugh.

  Since the big cat is diarrhea, it is estimated that it will be like a human, and it will stretch his legs softly. How can he carry the two girls back?

  Which way to go the fastest?

   "Roar~"

  This scream is louder than just now, but don’t puff-puff-puff in the back, it will definitely scare Uncle Gu’s legs soft.

  Uncle Gu took a step back quietly. After he had calculated it, he went to Tisisi first, then lifted the core, and rolled down in the direction of the core. It should be the best escape route.

  He only hopes that the big guy in front of him can pull it for a while.

  Unfortunately, his hope was lost. As soon as he moved, the big cat rushed towards him.

  Uncle Gu quickly rolled in the direction of Gu Si.

  The big cat landed and knelt on its front hoof.

   "Wow!"

  It was not a tiger roar, it was like the wailing of a huge impact on the body.

  Uncle Gu didn’t have time to think so much. He lifted Gu Si, who was still bleeding on his forehead, and quickly went to mention Gu Xin and rolled down in the direction he expected.

  (End of this chapter)