My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Uncle Gu Si took General Peng, Prime Minister Huo, Master Huo San and General Peng to play mahjong. Now there were only the emperor and his friends in the dining room. They didn't plan to play cards, so they planned to sit down and continue drinking.

Even Xue Qianyu, Peng Ze, Cheng Huaijin and Gu En went to the nursery.

Playing cards is not fun, it's just for adults to kill time when they are bored.

The emperor was skeptical about what Uncle Gu and Gu Shouxin said, but he didn't plan to try it, thinking that he knew that the two fools, Duke Cheng'en and King Kang, would definitely give it a try.

So the emperor suggested: "King Kang, brother-in-law, how about this, I will provide you with a place in the palace, starting tomorrow night, you go and try it?"

King Kang didn't think about it, and immediately asked: "Your Majesty, what about you? If you don't try, why should we try?"

Duke Cheng'en nodded hesitantly.

Mainly because he has been with Uncle Gu for several years, he also understands that this person is stubborn and will not lie, and he doesn't seem to be so timid, so it is very likely to be true.

The emperor glared at her: "Do you think I don't want to? Do I dare? The queen will miss me if she doesn't see me for a day. When I ask the empress, won't I be scolded by her? Princess Kang didn't look for you, and the empress may not know what you did! And my brother-in-law and sister-in-law don't like to pay attention to you. If you don't go home for three days, A Yu won't ask you. So, if you don't show up, no one will ask you."

King Kang \u0026 Duke Cheng En: "..."

Don't treat you like this, you are the emperor, you are great!

Uncle Gu laughed and said, "I am different in this respect. My parents, unless I have something important to do, will look for me if they can't see me at night. My wife is the same. Although she looks silly, she can't leave me. Although I don't like her very much, she can't bear to leave me! Not to mention the second brother, if the second brother doesn't go back to his sister-in-law's house for one night, he probably won't want to go back in the future!"

Gu Shouxin nodded: "Well, big brother is right. Our Xiaolian can't sleep well without me!"

King Kang \u0026 Duke Cheng En: "..."

I don't want you to show off your affection like this.

The emperor said in a good mood: "King Kang, Duke Cheng'en, let's make it like this. I will have someone clean up this place when I return to the palace in the evening. It will definitely be cleaned up tomorrow night. Remember to come! You two can have a competition to see who can last longer. The winner can go to my warehouse to pick a treasure. Of course, you must last at least twelve hours. If you two can't even last twelve hours, then don't even think about the treasures in my warehouse."

When they heard about the treasures in the emperor's warehouse, King Kang and Duke Cheng'en were shamefully moved.

When these two old guys were young, they loved to flirt with women. Later, they no longer loved beauties and loved to have fun, so they liked all kinds of treasures.

As soon as they agreed, the emperor asked what Uncle Gu's small dark room looked like. Uncle Gu still remembered it clearly. Gu Shouxin had made it himself. He had built this small dark room in the palace before he traveled through time, so he provided the emperor with a lot of advice.

The emperor didn't want Prince Kang and Duke Cheng'en to hear it, but Gu Shouxin and Uncle Gu said it was okay. Even if they knew what was going on, they would still be scared.

However, the more Prince Kang and Duke Cheng'en heard it, the more they felt that it was okay to hold on for three days. For the sake of the treasure, they even asked the emperor if they could each choose one if they both held on for three days.