My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 8 Foundation Establishment Pill

Thunder God: One Thunder Yuanzhu, which gathers eighteen thunders of the Nine Heavens God, which can be thrown to hurt the enemy, and there is a price for it.

As soon as I entered the group, I saw Raytheon selling things.

Tota King: 80 merit points

Nezha: 180 merit points

Tota Heavenly King: @哪周, 280 (an annoyed expression)

Nezha: 380

Tota Heavenly King: @Nezha, you're an idiot, the whole family raised the price of a hair (followed by a series of annoyed expressions)

Raytheon: Haha, I laughed so hard, hurry up, pay the money (a laughing emoji)

Little Confused Fairy: I want to buy a elixir that can cure vegetative people.

Lin Hai sent out the news.

Erlang God: Vegetative? What, are plants refined?

Chang'e: I don't know, this is the first time I've heard of it.

Zhu Bajie: To deal with plants, please find a professional @吴刚

Wu Gang: @小未狂仙, tell me, whoever is hacked will be charged first and then charged.

Lin Hai: ...

The guys in Tianting don't even know what a vegetable is.

"By the way, I have Monkey King friend, you can ask him."

"Great Sage, are you there? Ask me something." Lin Hai sent a message to Monkey King.

A minute passed with no answer.

Five minutes passed and still no answer.

ten minutes.

twenty minutes.

...

"Oh, Sun Wukong is probably not here." Lin Hai had no choice but to put away the phone.

Feeling a little hungry, Lin Hai went to the alley behind the school, ate a bowl of sliced ​​noodles, and then wandered aimlessly.

While strolling, Lin Hai looked up, and there was a big bald head in front of him, leading a few gangsters in fancy clothes, walking towards him.

"I'm stupid, I'm strong with a bald head!" Lin Hai was startled.

It was too close, and it was too late to run.

Made, take a gamble, Lin Hai gritted his teeth.

"Wow! Brother Qiang! Let's meet again!" Lin Hai jumped out, startling the bald Qiang.

"Are you sick? I'm stupid, it's you..." Bald Qiang recognized Lin Hai and grabbed Lin Hai by the collar.

"Hey, how dare you tease me in the bar! I'll kill you!"

"Wait a minute!" Lin Hai hurriedly shouted: "Teasing you? Where did you start, Brother Qiang, it's too late for me to worship you!"

"I still don't admit it, the song you presented to me was sung by him to my son!"

"Yes, what's the problem?" Lin Hai pretended to be stupid.

"What the hell, isn't that just saying, I'm your son!"

"I'm stupid, I'm wronged, Brother Qiang!" Lin Hai put on an expression that was more wronged than Dou E.

"Who doesn't know on the road, Brother Qiang, you treat each other with all your heart for the sake of your brother, and you love your brother like a father loves his son. This is what I want to express." Lin Hai began to fool around again.

"Made, is that what you mean?" Bald Qiang glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously.

"Yeah, think about it, Brother Qiang, if I really teased you, what should be your first reaction when you say I saw you today?"

"Nonsense, you must run away! Otherwise, I will beat you to death!"

"This is the end, do you think I ran away? If I really teased you, I would jump out and say hello to you? I am stupid." Lin Hai spread his hands, and the expression on his face became even more aggrieved.

"Ma De, it seems to be the same." Bald Qiang patted Da Guang's head thoughtfully.

"That's the way it is, Brother Qiang, take a step back, even if you don't believe me, don't you believe in your own IQ? In this world, how many people can fool you, Brother Qiang?"

"It makes sense!" Bald Qiang nodded in agreement, and let go of Lin Hai's hand.

Then, he slapped Ergou on the back of the head behind him.

"What the hell, almost made me misunderstand my brother."

Er Gou shrank his neck, his face full of grievances.

"I'm stupid, I've passed the test." Lin Hai let out a long breath, and hurriedly changed the subject.

"Brother Qiang, where are you taking the brothers?"

"Go to Jiangnan University and deal with a kid named Lin Hai."

puff!

Lin Hai almost sprayed.

"Ah, just around the corner is Jiangnan University. I still have some things to do, so I won't bother Brother Qiang."

"Okay, let's go, let's go." Bald Qiang waved to Lin Hai and led the people away.

Meow, what's the matter? Bald Qiang came to the door?

It seems that the school can't go back.

Ding dong!

The voice of WeChat.

Open it and see that it is a message from Yutu.

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, I see that you are looking for medicine to treat vegetative people in the group?

"Yes, you have?" Lin Hai was delighted.

"Excuse me, Daxian, what is a vegetable?"

Lin Hai couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

But if you think about it, those awesome gods don't even know it. A pet like Jade Rabbit can know a hammer.

"Vegetative, that is to say, a person is still alive, but just can't wake up." Lin Hai said succinctly.

"Oh, that should be the separation of body and soul. Laojun's medicine boy and I often play together. I'll ask you later what kind of elixir works for you."

"Okay, thank you very much!" Lin Hai was overjoyed, he couldn't think of a little jade rabbit, and this connection.

It seems that small people can sometimes reach the sky.

"By the way, do you have anything that can improve a person's physical fitness in a short period of time?"

Lin Hai suddenly remembered that the bald head was looking for him, and hurriedly asked.

"No, I'm just a pet. How can there be such a baby." Yutu sent an unhappy expression.

well! Lin Hai sighed.

"Golden Flower Medicine Boy gave me a Foundation Establishment Pill that he practiced and played with himself, but at his level, the thing he practiced is not bad for mortals to eat, and it is useless."

"Nani!" Lin Hai jumped so high, "Grass, what you want is for ordinary people to eat."

What a turn of events.

"I want this Foundation Establishment Pill, send it here."

"Daxian, what do you want this kind of garbage for?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up."

"oh."

Ding dong!

Jade Rabbit sent you a Foundation Establishment Pill.

"Haha, thank you very much."

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, 10 merit points (followed by three shy expressions)

Lin Hai: ...

Jade Rabbit: Well, 5 is fine (followed by 3 teary emojis)

Lin Hai: None

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you can’t bully a rabbit (three crying emojis behind)

Lin Hai was sweating profusely, and happened to see carrots being sold at a nearby vegetable stand, and had an idea.

Lin Hai: Give you a carrot, okay?

Yutu: What is a radish?

Lin Hai: ...

Taking out a dollar and buying a carrot, Lin Hai continued.

Lin Hai: Don’t your rabbits usually eat carrots?

Jade Rabbit: Daxian was joking, we people in the heavenly court eat elixir and drink clear dew. If you are above the Golden Immortal, you can also eat the flat peaches of the Queen Mother every year. You have never heard of such a thing as radish?

Damn, it turns out that there are no radishes in Heaven, so it will be easy to handle.

Lin Hai: This radish is a food comparable to flat peaches. You are full of praise after eating it. By the way, how can I send you something?

It was only then that Lin Hai remembered that he hadn't sent anyone anything in reality yet.

Jade Rabbit: You can scan directly with a scan, Daxian, your questions are so strange.

Finding a corner where no one was around, Lin Hai swept the carrot in his hand.

You sent Jade Rabbit a carrot!

It worked!

Lin Hai's hands were empty.

Lin Hai: Wash first, then eat!

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you actually gave me something as valuable as a flat peach, I, I am so touched, I will remember your kindness to me (behind it is a row of crying emojis)

Lin Hai's skin tingled for a while.

Lin Hai: Alright, let’s go and eat

Madeleine, Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was a bit of a jerk, actually cheating a rabbit's feelings.

Opening the Qiankun bag, Lin Hai checked the instructions of Zhuji Pill.

Building Foundation Pill: The elixir refined by the Golden Flower Boy under the seat of the Supreme Lord is of low quality and useless. After mortals take it, it can reach the level of the innate early stage.

extract!

A golden elixir exuding a burst of fragrance appeared in Lin Hai's hand.

"Lin Hai, how dare you lie to me, stop!" A roar came from not far away.

Lin Hai turned his head away.

"Hey, the bald head went away and came back again?" Lin Hai's mouth curled up, "It's really time!"