My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

The matter of the God of Wealth is just a sideshow. The key point is that Taishang Laojun's magic weapon did not find the lost gifts of the immortals from Sun Wukong.

This time, the monkey won’t do it anymore!

Sun Wukong: Hey! You idiots, without any evidence, keep falsely accusing me of stealing gifts. Do you think I am easy to bully? ah!

Sun Wukong: Now that the old man has found out that your things are not with me at all, what else can you say this time?

Sun Wukong: I can’t tell. I have to come to your door one by one and ask for an explanation from you in person. Hmm, ask for an explanation!

When the immortals saw what Sun Wukong said, they all panicked. What if monkeys came to their door?

So, these gods fled away one after another.

Pagoda King: Ahem, I have been busy with the internal engineering renovation of the pagoda recently. The current workers are so unconscious that they become lazy if they don’t keep an eye on it for a moment. I have to keep an eye on it quickly.

Giant Spirit God: I also escaped. I am the worker that King Tota mentioned. When he comes back, I have to go to work quickly or my wages will be deducted.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Oh no, my house is flooded and I have to evacuate.

Thor: Damn, why is there thunder? I have to collect my clothes quickly.

Nezha: My dad is sick and about to die. I have to go see my dad.

King Tota: @Nezha, you little bastard, can you use your brain when you speak (followed by an annoyed expression)

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In a short time, all these gods ran away. They all went home, closed the door, let the dogs go, and entered the first-level alert state to prevent fire, theft, and monkeys.

Sun Wukong: Ahahaha, ahahahaha...

Seeing all the gods scared away, Sun Wukong laughed so hard. It was so satisfying to feel like he had lost something and had nothing to do with it.

Taishang Laojun: Ahem, I think this is the case for the lost gift. You can just go back and prepare again, but you must be careful this time!

"What else could we do otherwise?" The immortals couldn't express the pain in their hearts. Although they didn't find anything from Sun Wukong, they wouldn't believe it if the monkey didn't steal it. They just couldn't figure out what magic the monkey used. , just escaped the search of Taishang Laojun's magic weapon.

There was no other way, all the gods had to prepare new birthday gifts. However, the previous birthday gifts had been prepared for a long time. Seeing that the Queen Mother’s birthday was approaching, it was not easy to find one that suited your liking in a short period of time. .

At this time, Sun Wukong was already happily chatting with Lin Hai.

Sun Wukong: Ahahahaha, ahahahahaha...

Lin Hai looked at the series of laughing messages sent by Sun Wukong and laughed himself. It seemed that the monkey was very happy.

Little confused fairy: Great sage, good job! (Behind is an expression with raised eyebrows and a wicked smile)

Sun Wukong: Those hairy gods must be so depressed right now, hahahaha! (Followed by an expression holding his stomach and laughing)

Little confused fairy: Maybe he has suffered internal injuries! (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, your method is really good. Tell me what to do next. Tell me quickly. I can’t wait!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No need to ask, just keep stealing until they are desperate. (Followed by a sinister smile)

Sun Wukong: Easy to say, easy to say. Later, I, Old Sun, will knock on the door one by one to show off the bad temper of being wronged today. After some time, when they have prepared a new birthday gift, they will steal him again, hahahaha!

"Um...unjustly accused?" Lin Hai looked at the message and was speechless for a while. He suddenly felt extremely sympathetic to the gods in heaven. Damn, having such a monkey here is really enough for them to drink.

After finishing the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai was just about to go out when he received a call from Meng Xu.

"Did you have fun last night?" Lin Hai was a little helpless. This guy must have spent the night with the bar girl last night, and he probably just woke up now.

"Brother Hai!" Unexpectedly, Meng Xu's voice was particularly excited.

"What's wrong? Got caught in rape?" Lin Hai joked with a smile.

"You're so awesome, Brother Hai!" Meng Xu shouted excitedly, "I've heard all about it!"

"What did you hear?" Lin Hai asked in surprise.

"Of course it was you who caused such a scene in the Flying Bar!"

"Destroy Liu Yue, scare Yu Fei, slap Cheng Hui, let me choke you. Brother Hai, you are my idol. I really regret it. I left with that slut first, otherwise I can witness that awesome guy with my own eyes. It’s a windy scene.”

"I'll go, it spread so fast, you already know it?" Lin Hai was surprised.

"It's not just me. Now the entire upper-class dandy circle knows about it, and everyone is talking about you in private. When they hear your name, they feel scared."

"Isn't it?" Lin Hai was speechless for a while. My brother is not a savage beast, so he is afraid that I will do something wrong?

Meng Xu said a lot more excitedly before hanging up the phone.

Lin Hai originally wanted to go out for a walk, but after all these messy things were delayed, it was almost noon. Lin Hai was too lazy to move and continued to practice.

In the next few days, Lin Hai basically spent his life in cultivation, and his cultivation level increased day by day. Lin Hai even felt that the Qi in his body was approaching its peak. Once it reached the peak, it would be the Great Perfection of the Condensation Realm. !

On the surface, everything was so peaceful, but during the few days that Lin Hai was concentrating on practicing, the underground world was turbulent and people were shocked!

Because, a news that shocked the entire underground world gradually spread.

In Yanjing, China, the Shadow Guards, a well-known dark organization that integrates bodyguards, assassinations, poisoning, and theft, was blamed. Nearly two hundred people were wiped out. Three Shadow Guard leaders disappeared, and their lives and deaths are unknown. !

At first, the underground forces thought that it was the Chinese officials who had taken action against these dark organizations. For a while, everyone was in a state of disbelief and everyone was in danger. But later they discovered from the wounds of the dead that it was actually one person, which shocked them!

After many inquiries, major underground forces learned that before the Shadow Guard was destroyed, they seemed to have received a big deal of 100 million US dollars to assassinate a young man named Lin Hai. It was not long after accepting this order that the Shadow Guard was uprooted. !

After analyzing this matter, many underground forces had to focus all their attention on this young man named Lin Hai. A person who can make people pay 100 million US dollars to buy his life. You know with your butt that he is definitely not an ordinary person. generation.

After some investigation, the major underground forces were shocked to discover that this Lin Hai had single-handedly suppressed the Xia family in Yanjing and was unable to raise his head. There were even rumors that on the day Lin Hai marked the Xia family, a miracle appeared in the sky above the Xia family. , the entire Xia family was almost razed to the ground.

Various intelligence shows that this Lin Hai is likely to be the mysterious man who destroyed the Shadow Guard!

As a result, Lin Hai immediately became famous in the underground world, and no one knew about it!

At the same time, in the suburbs of Yanjing, next to a house next to a bamboo forest, the bodies of the shadow boss and his master were taken away by a mysterious middle-aged man, and their whereabouts were unknown.

Lin Hai naturally knew nothing about these things. Lin Hai was practicing that day when the phone suddenly rang.

Lin Hai took out his cell phone and saw that it was no one called Hou Jianying.

"What's the matter, Director Hou?" Lin Hai asked calmly.

"Senior Lin, save your life!"

Lin Hai frowned and stood up suddenly!