My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai returned home and took the girl into the room. Then he looked through each room and found that A Hua was not there. Lin Hai breathed a sigh of relief.

I brought a drunk woman back. If Ahua saw it, I wonder what the dead dog would say.

Lin Hai went to the balcony, sat down cross-legged, and entered the cultivation state directly until Liu Xinyue returned home.

"Where is she?" Liu Xinyue asked anxiously as soon as she came back.

"I didn't mess around in the house." Lin Hai pointed to the balcony to show his innocence.

Liu Xinyue made a face at Lin Hai, then entered the guest room, and soon came out holding her nose.

"The smell of alcohol is so strong, why did she drink so much?"

"Who knows, maybe he was heartbroken by the man." Lin Hai shrugged and guessed.

"My husband is better, he will never make me sad." Liu Xinyue hugged Lin Hai's neck and kissed him.

"Then, do you want to reward me?" Lin Hai hugged Liu Xinyue and kissed her.

Liu Xinyue was intoxicated for a while, but she quickly pushed Lin Hai away and pointed towards the guest room.

"There's someone there."

"What are you afraid of? She sleeps like a pig." Lin Hai said, moving his hands and feet again.

Liu Xinyue laughed and moved away, "You're so bad. Such a beautiful woman actually calls someone a pig."

"Oh, don't run away, wife!" Lin Hai rushed towards Liu Xinyue again.

"It's really not possible. How about waiting tomorrow? I'm not used to having people at home." Liu Xinyue begged coquettishly.

"Okay then!" Lin Hai had no choice but to snort towards the guest room, "It's all your fault!"

Liu Xinyue was amused by Lin Hai's childlike expression, which made her giggle and went into the bathroom to take a bath.

After washing, the two of them lingered for a while. Liu Xinyue was tired for a day and fell asleep soon.

Lin Hai was about to go to the balcony to practice when suddenly his WeChat message rang.

When I opened it, I saw that it was from Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Brother, are you here? Are you here? I, Sun Wukong, have something urgent to do with you! (followed by a crazy expression)

"Hey, what urgent matter does this monkey have with you?" Lin Hai quickly replied to Sun Wukong.

Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, I am here, if you have anything to say, I will say nothing as long as I can do it!

Sun Wukong has always been very interested in Lin Hai and helped Lin Hai a lot. Now that Sun Wukong has something to do, Lin Hai is naturally obliged to do so.

Sun Wukong: That old beggar Queen Mother is really hateful. Her birthday is coming soon. Isn’t this a peach party? She is afraid that I, old Sun, will cause trouble at the meeting. She didn’t invite me this time. I’m really angry. Sun really couldn't swallow this breath!

"Holy shit, no!" Lin Hai was stunned for a moment. Damn, the Queen Mother is so ruthless. The monkey has already established a foothold in the heaven. It is far from being comparable to the titular Monkey King before, and now she is still Don't give people a place at such a high-end cocktail party.

Little confused fairy: It’s so annoying, Great Sage, pick up the stick and do it! (followed by an annoyed expression)

Lin Hai really couldn't stand it. Sun Wukong is such a good monkey. Why do you keep engaging in discriminatory policies against others? It's so unfair.

Sun Wukong: My old grandson also wants to fuck her, but he can't. The old man from Taibai Jinxing recently held an event to create a harmonious heaven. Huaguoshan has just been shortlisted. Now is the critical stage of selecting the winning unit. We can't use force! Alas!

puff!

"What, what, what? Create a harmonious heaven?" Lin Hai was amused and speechless for a while. Damn, he really keeps up with the times. Even other heavens have done this.

But don't tell me, it's really effective. It actually makes a master like Sun Wukong who is not afraid of heaven and earth begin to restrain his behavior. It seems that Taibai Jinxing, as the Jade Emperor's think tank, is really capable.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: If you can't do it forcefully, you can only outwit it.

Sun Wukong: How to outsmart him? Brother, please talk to me, Lao Sun, talk to me! (followed by a drooling expression)

Little confused fairy: On the birthday of the Queen Mother, are all the gods and goddesses sending birthday gifts?

Sun Wukong: Yes, yes, you have to give gifts! My old grandson also prepared three vellus hairs for her, but they were all from there, hahahaha... (followed by a smirk)

"My day!" Looking at Sun Wukong's message and his evil expression, as a man in the 21st century, Lin Hai understood instantly.

Damn, this monkey is really damaging. The Queen Mother is a woman, so she gave it to someone else...

Lin Hai finally understood why the Queen Mother didn't let Sun Wukong participate. No one else would dare to let such a bastard in. I don't know what kind of chaos they will cause you by then.

However, Lin Hai has always been a helper but not a helper. Who makes him have a close relationship with Sun Wukong? He has to help Sun Wukong find a way no matter what. Anyway, it will be the Queen Mother and the gods who will be unlucky then, not Lin Hai.

Little Confused Fairy: Great Sage, do you know who was invited to this peach party?

Sun Wukong: Of course you know this. The ones invited are the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, holy monks and Arhats from the West, Guanyin from the South and South Pole, Saint Emperor Chongen from the East, Immortals from the Ten Continents and Three Islands, Xuanling from the North Pole, Great Immortal from the Central Yellow Pole, and The Five Dou Xing Lords, the Three Pure Ones, the Four Emperors, Taiyi Celestial Immortals, etc. in the upper eight caves, the Jade Emperor, Jiulei, and Haiyue Immortals in the middle eight caves, the Netherworld Cult Master, the Earthly Immortal of the Lower Eight Cave, and the big and small deities in each palace. , except I, the grandson, was not invited, oh my! How irritating and irritating! (followed by an annoyed expression)

"I'm going to invite so many people." Lin Hai's eyes widened, but the more this happened, the angrier Sun Wukong probably became.

Think about it, this is like a company. The boss invites you to dinner. He even invites the aunt who cleans the toilet and the uncle who sweeps the floor at the door. But you, a very capable middle-level backbone, are not invited. Do you think you are angry?

Lin Hai looked at the densely packed names of gods and felt very sorry for Sun Wukong.

Little confused fairy: Come on, great sage, don’t be angry. The little fairy will give you an idea. I promise that many gods will beg the Queen Mother to invite you to the Peach Fair!

Sun Wukong: What can I do? Dear brother, tell me quickly! My grandson can’t wait!

Lin Hai smiled faintly and told Sun Wukong his method.

Sun Wukong: Ahahahaha, ahahahaha...

After watching it, Sun Wukong sent a long burst of laughter, obviously very happy.

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, this method of yours is really amazing, absolutely amazing! (Followed by a thumbs up emoji)

Sun Wukong: This is definitely a clever plan tailor-made for me. When the time comes when the Queen Mother and the old beggar beg me to attend the Peach Blossom Fair, I won’t go. No, no, no. Got it!

Lin Hai looked at Sun Wukong's words and could feel the monkey's arrogance through his mobile phone. He just wanted to laugh.

"Queen Mother, you can't blame my brother. This is a win-win deal. Both my brother and the monkey will gain, so I can only wrong you and the immortal family, hahaha..." Lin Hai also felt sorry for his sudden appearance. idea, I felt proud.

Little Confused Fairy: Okay, Great Sage, time is running out, let’s start taking action.

Sun Wukong: Hehe, I, the old Sun, have been impatient for a long time. I have to go!