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Chapter 69 Auntie fucked you to death

Sun Wukong: Hehe, the gift from my grandson is unique in the Three Realms, and this one is the only one!

Lin Hai is so excited, it's unique to the Three Realms of Madeleine, what an awesome and rare treasure this is.

Little muddled fairy: Great Sage, send it quickly (a drooling emoji at the back)

Sun Wukong: Ah, don't worry, I'll send you here.

Ding dong!

Monkey King sent you a monkey hair.

Looking at the prompt message on the phone screen, Lin Hai's face was darkened.

Your sister, is this unique to his Three Realms?

You must have hundreds of millions of these on your body.

Little Confused Fairy: Hehe, I never thought the Great Sage could be so humorous.

Sun Wukong also seemed to understand the meaning of Lin Hai's words, and quickly explained.

Sun Wukong: My old grandson is telling the truth. Among the Three Realms, there is only my old grandson with a stone monkey. Then my old grandson’s monkey hair is unique to the Three Realms, hahahaha...

Your sister, you are right!

Little confused fairy: Great sage, what is the use of this monkey hair?

Sun Wukong: Ah, it is very useful. You can use the technique of blindness to make 300 monkeys.

puff!

your sister!

Brother is okay, why did he turn into 300 monkeys? Monkey!

Lin Hai suddenly felt that this great sage is sometimes quite tricky.

Sun Wukong: Fellow Daoist, my old grandson is going to smoke a cigarette first, I can’t wait any longer, let’s talk back.

Grass, Lin Hai opened the storage bag, wanting to see if the monkey hair has other functions besides turning into a monkey.

As soon as he opened it, Lin Hai's face turned dark.

Your sister, dead monkey, tell me where he plucked this hair, why it is curly, tell me the truth, brother, I will never beat you to death!

What a cheat!

Monkey hair of Monkey King: It can transform into 300 people, and its strength is one-thousandth of the person who cast it.

Fuck, isn't this equivalent to 300 clones?

Lin Hai is happy! Good baby!

Damn, I was almost tricked by a dead monkey.

You think you are a monkey, but others also think he is a monkey.

See how to use it.

How to use: Imagine the appearance of the changed person in your mind.

Huh? Can't you just change yourself? Doesn't that mean you want to change who you are?

If you think about Liu Xinyue's appearance without clothes, hehehehe...

Lin Hai laughed badly.

Just thinking about Liu Xinyue, the phone rang suddenly, startling Lin Hai.

"Savage girl?" It was Liu Xinqing who opened it.

"Hey, Boss Hong called me just now and asked you to bring Ah Hua with me when she picked me up from school tomorrow. She said she couldn't see a dog, so she beat you like a dog."

puff!

Nima, I have provoked someone.

But this dog can do it, and he conquered those female hooligans by showing off his cuteness.

I'm still in a hurry to make an appointment with this dog.

"I said sister-in-law, I am so lucky that I have a name too, can you please stop talking about me?"

"Okay, stinky rascal!"

Well, Mud, you might as well say hello.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Hai was bored.

Check out the people around you, see if there are any pretty girls or anything like that.

A search, let alone, there really is one.

"Chu Lin'er, the distance is 12 meters."

Fuck, isn't this the next door?

On the left is Peng Tao's house, which is empty now.

That should be the one on the right.

Looking at the profile picture, it was a very coquettish beauty in a long green dress with her hair rolled up.

Just looking at it gave Lin Hai a feeling of thumping.

He is really a stunner.

Huh? Why does it feel so familiar? It seems that I have seen it somewhere.

He must be an actor, dressed in an ancient costume, and looks familiar to him, he must have seen it on some TV.

Look at the personalized signature: Hades wants you to die in the third watch, but I dare to keep you until the fifth watch!

Fuck, it's so awesome, it's hula loud.

looking at.

Chu Liner, who was nearby, greeted you.

Yo, this girl is quite proactive.

Lin Hai looked at the greeting message.

"Add me, hurry up!"

Fuck, what's the situation, I'm in such a hurry, I don't want to have a date with my brother.

"Why?" Lin Hai didn't approve, but replied directly.

"Dry!"

Pfft, Chu Lin'er's reply almost made Lin Hai spurt blood.

Damn, brother didn't mean that!

But this girl is direct enough, how horny is this?

Although Lin Hai is also very lustful, she is not the kind who is hungry and wants to eat, so she puts down her phone and doesn't plan to talk to her.

"Aren't you going to do it? Add me, grandma will kill you!"

Chu Liner sent another greeting message.

Damn, it's so fierce!

Lin Hai secretly said.

"Hey, let me pass if you have the guts! My aunt has been looking for you for a long time!"

what what? Have you been looking for me for a long time? Lin Hai was a little confused!

Could it be that this girl had a crush on herself a long time ago?

"Hurry up and pass it to my aunt, or I will send you to the eighteenth floor of hell!"

Lin Hai curled his lips and returned to the eighteenth floor of hell. Do you think you are the Lord of Hades?

"Are you a man, you don't even dare to add a friend, there's nothing you can grow!"

Damn it, Lin Hai can't take it anymore!

Nima, this has risen to the height of whether he is a man or not.

Are women so crazy in the hook-up world now?

pass!

As soon as Lin Hai passed, Chu Lin'er sent a message.

Chu Lin'er: I finally found you, I must chop off your claws! (followed by three annoyed faces)

Nani? What's the situation, does dating start like this now?

Lin Hai was a little confused.

Little Confused Fairy: Are you going to play SM?

Chu Liner: What is SM? (a questioning expression at the back)

Pretend, you pretend for me!

Lin Hai pouted.

Chu Lin'er: Stop talking nonsense, where are you, my aunt is looking for you! (A series of angry expressions behind)

Fuck, this girl is too active.

Little Confused Fairy: Sister, are you in a hurry, have you seen it or not, brother, I will not be used to it.

Chu Lin'er: Haven't seen it? Peel the skin and know your bones! Your shabby head, my aunt recognized it at first sight!

avatar?

Lin Hai's profile picture is a photo taken when Lin Hai participated in a group performance in a movie adapted from a fairy tale novel last year.

Little Confused Fairy: Are you sure you know me?

Lin Hai was also a little uncertain.

Could it be that this Chu Lin'er was also an actor who filmed with him last year?

Very likely!

Lin Hai had thought of Chu Lin'er as an actor before, and with a preconceived feeling, he felt more and more that he and Chu Lin'er might really know each other.

But why does this Chu Lin'er seem to have so much hatred for him?

Chu Liner: Tell me, where are you! If you don't say anything else, I'll search house by house, and I'll dig you out even if I dig three feet! ! !

After Chu Lin'er sent the message, before Lin Hai could reply, she floated out of the villa with an angry expression on her face, and got into a villa in the opposite direction from Lin Hai.

Ah Hua was laying bored in the kennel, when she suddenly saw Chu Lin'er floating out, she was shocked.

Jumping up suddenly, Ah Hua ran to Lin Hai's door and scratched vigorously.

"Your uncle, this dead dog, why is he scratching the door?"

Lin Hai is so angry, why is there such a stinking problem!

Slamming the door open, Lin Hai kicked Ah Hua angrily.

"Scratch your sister, scratch!" Lin Hai roared.

"Dad, there is really a ghost next door to you, she has come out, and is..."

Ah Hua suddenly realized that Lin Hai didn't seem to be listening to him at all, and he was dumbfounded as if he had seen something terrible.

Turning around with a puzzled expression, Ah Hua's small eyes suddenly widened!

"Ghost!!!"