My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"What's the good news?" Liu Xinyue asked playfully, tilting her head and pouting her sexy, plump mouth.

"I'm done with my work here, I'm going to find you!"

"Ah!!!" As soon as Lin Hai finished speaking, Liu Xinyue screamed and jumped up from the bed in excitement, without even noticing that the sling on her shoulders slipped.

"Is it true? Great, hubby, when will you come?" Liu Xinyue clenched her fists excitedly, with a look of joy on her face.

"Um..." Lin Hai stared straight at the screen of his mobile phone, and his nosebleed almost came out.

"What are you looking at?" Liu Xinyue frowned in surprise, lowered her head subconsciously, and then suddenly realized that the sling had slipped.

"I hate it so much, don't look at it, don't look at it!" Liu Xinyue hurriedly put on the sling with a shy look on her face.

"Hehehe, it's so beautiful!" Lin Hai drooled and raised his eyebrows at Liu Xinyue.

"You're dead!" Liu Xinyue pouted with a shy smile on her face.

"By the way, hubby, when are you coming over? I miss you so much." Liu Xinyue said coyly.

"Tomorrow I'll settle down Xiaoqing here, and then I'll go find you!"

"Oh." Liu Xinyue agreed obediently, and the two of them talked sweetly, feeling numb for a while before reluctantly hanging up the video.

"Bah, bah, bah, how shameless, so disgusting!"

"Who are you!" Lin Hai was startled, and when he turned his head, he saw an extremely charming face, looking at him with deep contempt.

"Hey, Princess Lin'er, can you stop being so elusive and scary like a ghost?" Lin Hai looked at Chu Lin'er who was lying next to him at some point and said angrily.

"You are stupid, this princess is a ghost, okay?" Chu Lin'er gave Lin Hai a strange look and said with contempt.

"I..." Lin Hai rolled his eyes and was speechless for a while.

"Also, next time someone is whispering to his girlfriend, please step aside and don't eavesdrop. Many of the contents are inappropriate for children!"

"I didn't eavesdrop. It was you who spoke so loudly that made my skin crawl." Chu Lin'er rolled her eyes at Lin Hai with a look of disgust on her face.

"Okay, okay, it's my fault!" Lin Hai raised his hands in surrender, having nothing to do with the woman.

"By the way, what have you been doing these days?" Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he had not seen Chu Lin'er since she came out of the Holy Realm.

"Huh, you still say that!" When this was mentioned, Chu Lin'er immediately sat up and stared at Lin Hai angrily.

"Uh... why are you staring at me? Do you have a crush on my brother? My brother has a girlfriend. Stop thinking about it!" Lin Hai said weakly.

"Get out!" Chu Lin'er yelled lightly, her face suddenly pulled down, looking unhappy.

"I'm going to make a joke with you, that's all!" Lin Hai panicked immediately. He had known Chu Lin'er for so long. This underworld princess had always been lively and cheerful, with a good personality. She was not someone who couldn't take a joke, and she never I've never seen her look like this.

"It's all your fault!" Chu Lin'er pouted, fuming angrily, and looked like she was about to cry.

"I, what's wrong with me?" Lin Hai was confused.

"Humph, it's not that crappy game you downloaded for me!"

"Game?" Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then realized, "You mean King of Glory?"

"Nonsense, this crappy game has made this princess lose face!"

"Ah?" Lin Hai was confused, "What do you mean?"

Chu Lin'er suddenly turned her head, stared at Lin Hai fiercely, and said through gritted teeth.

"Wu Xiuli is now diamond 2, but this princess is still stubborn and bronze!"

puff!

After hearing this, Lin Hai squirted directly, and then couldn't help but point at Chu Lin'er and burst into laughter.

"Stubborn Bronze, you are actually Stubborn Bronze! Ouch, you made me laugh so hard!" Lin Hai covered his stomach, tears of laughter almost flowing out.

Damn it, my brother Order Baiyin is shit enough, but I didn’t expect there was a better one here. Lin Hai suddenly felt full of superiority.

"You're still laughing!" Seeing Lin Hai smiling like this, Chu Lin'er became even more angry. With a wave of her hand, a strong wind directly pushed Lin Hai under the bed!

"Ouch, my ass!" Lin Hai howled miserably. Before he could react, Chu Lin'er jumped up and rode Lin Hai underneath him. With two delicate little hands, he grabbed Lin Hai's wrist and pressed it on her. on the ground.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you going to do? I'm telling you, I won't give in. Even if you get my body, you can't get my heart."

"Ah ah ah, shut up!" Chu Lin'er was so angry that she shook Lin Hai's stomach, causing Lin Hai's nosebleeds to almost spurt out.

Damn it, isn't this action a bit too ambiguous? Lin Hai couldn't help but have a picture that was not suitable for children emerge in his mind.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you going to do?" Lin Hai asked with a grimace. He was a normal man. If he continued like this, he would make a fool of himself.

"Hmph, Wu Xiuli never defeated me in the Landlord Battle, and now she is in the diamond rank. Where can I put my face, princess!"

"I don't care, you must be responsible for this matter, I want to be the king!"

puff!

After hearing this, Lin Hai almost died of despair. Damn it, my brother is just a man of silver, so what can I do for you to become the king?

"Do you think I look like a king? If so, then go ahead." Lin Hai looked at Chu Lin'er pitifully and asked weakly.

"What do you mean?" Chu Lin'er blinked her big eyes, looking confused.

But then, she suddenly reacted, and her pretty face suddenly turned red.

"Go to hell!" Chu Lin'er was riding on Lin Hai's belly like crazy, shaking again.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Hai felt both pain and enjoyment. The sour feeling was simply indescribable, and he quickly called to stop.

"Huh, if you don't promise me, I won't stop!" Chu Lin'er shook even more vigorously.

"Okay, okay, I promise you!" Lin Hai had no choice but to shout quickly.

Chu Lin'er just snorted and stopped.

"My aunt, can you get up first? My stomach is so crushed by you!" Lin Hai said helplessly as he was about to cry but had no tears.

"What, you're saying I'm fat!" Chu Lin'er's eyebrows suddenly rose, and she was about to get angry again.

"No, no, Princess Lin'er is as thin as lightning!" Lin Hai was so frightened that he shouted loudly.

"Humph, that's pretty much it!" Chu Lin'er curled her lips proudly before getting up from Lin Hai.

"Oh, my God!" Lin Hai got up from the ground and let out a sigh of relief.

"Hey, can you promise to help me become the king?" As soon as Lin Hai sat up, Chu Lin'er sat directly next to Lin Hai, and her soft little hands hung on Lin Hai's arm.

"Well, but I still have business to do." Lin Hai had a straight face, deliberately pretending to be embarrassed.

Whoever made Chu Lin'er bully her just now should make her anxious now.

"What's the matter? I'll help you handle it!" Chu Lin'er said anxiously.

"Alas!" Lin Hai sighed, "As you know, I need to travel to various places now to collect the essences of the seventy-two evil spirits. This Wei Dingguo has made me waste so much energy, and I still don't know the rest. How difficult is it, how can I have time?"

"That's it?" Chu Lin'er was startled and asked in surprise.

"Yes!" Lin Hai nodded.

"Is this even a big deal?" Chu Lin'er suddenly felt scornful, "Isn't it just the essence of the Seventy-Two Earth Demons? Leave it to me, the princess, and I will help you with it for up to three months!"

puff!

After hearing this, Lin Hai almost fell off the bed again and looked at Chu Lin'er in shock.

"Princess Lin'er, are you telling the truth? The ones in the underworld are fine, but there are still a dozen or so scattered everywhere!"

"Oh, it's a piece of cake. You don't even know who this princess is. Don't worry, this is nothing!" Chu Lin'er patted her chest and said proudly.

Lin Hai opened his mouth and stared at Chu Lin'er for a long time, finally confirming that she was not joking.

"Your sister!" After the ecstasy, Lin Hai suddenly became angry.

"Princess Lin'er, since you have this ability, why didn't you tell me earlier when I was so anxious?"

"I, didn't I have more important things to do at that time?" Chu Lin'er felt guilty for a while and said with evasive eyes.

"What's more important?"

"Dou, fight the landlord." Chu Lin'er glanced at Lin Hai secretly and said weakly.

puff!

Lin Hai vomited blood and fell to the ground, desperate for life!

"Hey, I know I'm wrong, why don't I agree to help you now?" Chu Lin'er pulled Lin Hai's clothes with a guilty conscience and pouted.

"Okay, I'll leave this matter to you! It must be done properly for me." Lin Hai directly handed the Seventy-Two Earthly Evil Star Compass to Chu Lin'er.

Then, Lin Hai looked at Chu Lin'er seriously and said.

"Princess Lin'er, let's be serious. This is a matter of life and death for me. Can you really help me?"

Seeing that Lin Hai spoke so seriously, Chu Lin'er also restrained her childish attitude and regained her cool and noble look.

"Don't worry, this princess will not joke with you about such a big thing. I will do my best to do it!"

Lin Hai was deeply moved when he saw that Chu Lin'er's face was deep and solemn, and he paid so much attention to her.

"Because, this matter is related to..." Chu Lin'er frowned slightly and took two heavy steps back and forth.

"Can this princess be the king?"

puff!

"Your uncle!" Lin Hai, who was so moved, fell to the sky!