My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Mo Liqing: Oh my god, you guys are so immoral. You bought them all without saying a word. It’s so shameful!

Mo Lihai: You are too stupid. How come you have a brother with your IQ? (a contemptuous expression behind)

Nezha: Wow, it tastes really good. The taste of this Coke is no worse than Wahaha!

Zhu Bajie: The Sprite I bought tastes good too. It’s definitely better than your Coke!

Seven Fairies: @Zhu Bajie, brother Bajie, can you give me a sip? I didn’t get it. (followed by a shy expression)

Zhu Bajie: @Seven fairies, hey hey hey, if you want to drink, come to my brother’s house and feed you mouth to mouth! (followed by a drooling expression)

Seven Fairies: @Zhu Bajie, I hate you so much, you big perverted pig!

Giant Spirit God: This is the best fairy wine I have ever tasted, bar none!

Taibai Jinxing: It tastes weird, but it tastes really good. I like it!

…

The gods in the group, those who had bought but not bought, all came out immediately, talking about Coke and Sprite, and spoke very highly of them. In this way, those who had not bought were all greedy, and everyone in the group @Lin Hai, asked Lin Hai when he will start selling again.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t worry, everyone, Coke and Sprite will be available for a long time. Like spicy strips, they will be sold in limited quantities at Tianting WeChat Store every day. For those of you who haven’t bought it, please wait until tomorrow!

"Yeah!" Lin Hai replied with a victorious smile on his face. He knew that Coke and Sprite, like the previous spicy strips, had been recognized by the immortals, and the new products had been successfully launched!

Ding dong!

Just after closing the group, someone suddenly chatted with him privately. When Lin Hai saw it, he turned out to be the Antarctic Immortal!

"You're not here to rush the goods, are you?" It's been a few days since the Queen Mother's peach banquet, and Lin Hai hasn't delivered the Zhonghua brand cigarettes ordered by Antarctic Immortal.

But when he opened the message from Antarctic Immortal, Lin Hai only glanced at it and smiled happily.

Antarctic Immortal: Fairy friend, how many more of your Coke and Sprite do you have? I just bought a bottle of each and tasted it. It tastes great. I want to order a batch as a reception drink for Pantaoyuan!

Little confused fairy: As many as you want!

"Business in Tianting is really easy!" Lin Hai secretly thought. Just after it was put on the Weidian store, big customers came to visit him immediately.

Antarctic Immortal: In that case, my fellow immortals will prepare 1,000 bottles each for me. How about I pay you together with the merits of the cigarettes at that time!

Little confused fairy: No problem!

Thousands of dollars was something that Lin Hai didn't even blink an eye at, but the reward was merit points that could be exchanged for various treasures, so it was worth it no matter what.

Antarctic Immortal: Can we get a better price?

Little confused fairy: Are you working for the public and still bargaining? (Followed by a contemptuous expression)

Antarctic Immortal: When I quote the price to the Queen Mother, I will naturally quote it based on your sales price on Weidian, but I can’t work in vain, hehehe, you understand!

"Oh my god!" Lin Hai's eyes suddenly widened, "Nah, you're going to get a kickback!"

Little confused fairy: Then I’ll charge you 700 for a bottle, no more!

Antarctic Immortal: It’s a deal. It’s a pleasure to cooperate with fellow immortals. (followed by a handshake expression)

"Damn it, how can it be unpleasant? I just earned 200,000 merit points casually without doing anything, and then I go out to buy things for the public. It's so cool!"

Another business deal was concluded, and Lin Hai was in a good mood. Coke and Sprite were two drinks that could be found everywhere. He was not afraid of not being able to buy them, and Lin Hai was not in a hurry to buy them.

Just after finishing the conversation with the Antarctic Immortal, another message from Taishang Laojun came over.

Taishang Laojun: Immortal friend, it’s not bad, the sales are very successful! (followed by a laughing emoji)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yes, you made another fortune in vain! (followed by a look of contempt)

Taishang Laojun: Hehe, it’s a win-win situation, a win-win situation! I like the taste of that Coke very much. Can you give me another bottle? Don’t say you don’t have any in stock! (Followed by a winking expression)

"Damn!" Lin Hai looked down upon this old guy, "You can drink if you want, just pay the bill first!"

Taishang Laojun: Fairy friend, talking about money hurts feelings so much!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Do I have feelings for you? (Followed by an eye-rolling expression)

Although Lin Hai joked with Taishang Laojun on WeChat, he still went to the roadside and bought a bottle. After all, it was just a bottle of drink, and Taozu's face had to be given.

Ding dong!

You sent a bottle of Coke to Taishang Laojun!

Little confused fairy: Remember, next time it won’t be free!

Taishang Laojun: Haha, thank you very much. Immortal friend, you are too particular. I can’t let you suffer!

"Nani?" Lin Hai's eyes lit up, and he thought to himself that the Supreme Lord has stood up for the Tao. It seems that he wants to give something back to himself. He is a Taoist ancestor. Can he get ordinary things? It looks like I’m going to make a lot of money!

Just as he was thinking about it, his cell phone dinged, and Lin Hai hurriedly checked it excitedly!

Taishang Laojun sent you a pile of cow dung!

puff!

"Your sister!" Lin Hai's face turned dark. Damn, why don't you give your brother dried cow dung hair if you have nothing to do? Is this to prevent my brother from suffering? It’s so fucking deceptive!

Taishang Laojun: You must have enjoyed yesterday’s meal. I’ll send you another one, so don’t be too moved, hahahaha!

"I'm so impressed, you big-headed ghost!" Lin Hai cursed secretly, this old guy is too bad, who can eat shit for nothing, then he is no longer a dog?

When he thought of dogs, Lin Hai suddenly had an idea in his mind.

"Haha, why did I forget Ah Hua!" Lin Hai suddenly remembered that Taishang Laojun seemed to have said that animals that eat this green cow dung can even directly become demons!

"Give it to Ah Hua!" Anyway, Lin Hai had nothing to do now, so he found a place where no one was around, and with a thought, he appeared in the holy realm again.

"Master!" Xian'er couldn't help but feel a little strange when she saw Lin Hai returning to the Holy Realm after such a while. Lin Hai rarely came when he was fine.

"Xian'er, where is Ah Hua?" Lin Hai asked directly.

"Baking in the sun on the beach." Xian'er replied with a smile.

"Damn, I really know how to enjoy it!" With a thought, Lin Hai clearly noticed A'hua's position and walked towards the beach.

"Hey, please be gentle. Do you know how to massage? If not, just tell me that Mr. Gou will send you to further your studies. The techniques are too rough!"

On the beach by the moon lake, Ahua was lying on her back, with her front legs under her head, her legs crossed, her eyes closed, enjoying the massage from Xiaohong's wings, and she expressed expressions from time to time. Put on a picky look.

Xiaohong made a face and patted her angrily. She was reluctant at first, but when she saw that Ahua was still picky, she suddenly became angry and slapped Ahua into the lake with one wing.

"Ah, let me wipe it!" Ahua fell into the water unexpectedly and howled suddenly.

"You idiot, I've rebelled against you. With this attitude, there's no way you want me to marry you, Master Gou!"

As soon as Lin Hai came over and saw this happy scene, he immediately laughed.

As soon as he smiled, Ahua discovered him immediately and happily jumped from the water to Lin Hai's side.

"Haha, Dad, why are you here!"

"Your uncle!" Lin Hai's face was full of black lines, and he raised his foot and kicked Ahua aside. Damn, this guy jumped out and threw water all over Lin Hai, turning Lin Hai into a drowned rat.

Ahua was kicked far away by Lin Hai, but she didn't care and immediately came over with a playful smile.

"Dad, are you going to take me out this time?"