My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"Well, let me make a call." Xu Dong's face turned red with embarrassment. He smiled awkwardly at Lin Hai and others, took out his cell phone and prepared to find someone to send money.

"Forget it, no need." Seeing Xu Dong's embarrassed look, Lin Hai felt funny in his heart.

In any case, this meal can be regarded as cheating Xu Dong. But now that they have reconciled, Lin Hai is not a stingy person. When he comes to eat in his restaurant, he will naturally not let them pay for it.

"Let's waive this order." Lin Hai turned around and smiled lightly at the cashier.

"Okay, Mr. Lin." The cashier smiled politely at Lin Hai and nodded.

"Wait, waived?" Xu Dong had already taken out the phone, and when Lin Hai said a word, he waived the order directly. He was as dumb as a wooden sculpture.

"What are you doing standing around? Let's go." Lin Hai smiled and took the lead to walk out of the magnificent palace.

When Xu Dong saw Lin Hai walking out, he still couldn't believe it. He checked with the cashier again and finally believed that their meal of fifty-seven thousand yuan was really free based on Lin Hai's words. Free of charge!

"You are so awesome, my brother!"

Xu Dong trotted out to catch up, looking at Lin Hai with extremely admiring eyes, his mouth wide open enough to fit a fist into it.

Although Xu Tian's parents didn't speak, their faces had expressions of dementia. It was obvious that Lin Hai had shocked them again.

Only Xu Tian disagreed. She knew that the splendid boss now was the bald man who used to follow Lin Hai. Lin Hai wanted to waive the bill, and it was only a matter of words.

"Brother Lin, what is your identity?" Xu Dong asked the question in his mind as he walked away.

The shock that Lin Hai gave him today was so great that if he didn't ask for an explanation, he would choke to death.

"My identity?" Lin Hai smiled, "A student of Jiangnan University."

"Um...what else?"

"No." Lin Hai shrugged. There were some things that he would naturally not talk to Xu Dong.

"Just, is it that simple?"

"Then what else?" Lin Hai said funny.

"Are the students of Jiangnan University so awesome now?" Xu Dong looked confused, and suddenly had the urge to resign immediately and prepare for Jiangnan University.

Arriving at the parking lot, Xu Dong trotted and opened his car door.

"Brother Lin, wherever you go, I will take you there."

"No, I drove here." Lin Hai waved his hand and then got into his car.

"Uh..." Xu Dong looked at Lin Hai's Porsche, then at his Passat, and his face suddenly turned red.

"Nima, I thought Brother Lin didn't drive. How embarrassing!"

"Tiantian, go play with Xiao Lin." Xu Tian was about to get into Xu Dong's car when she was suddenly stopped by her mother, who then winked at Lin Hai.

"Yes, Tiantian, don't worry about us, just let Xiao Xu take us home." Xu Tian's father also said with a smile.

"Ah?" Xu Tian was a little confused. Lin Hai was pulled over just to act in a play with him. The play was already over, why should she go with him?

"Okay, don't stand there stupidly. Mom tells you that for an outstanding child like Xiaolin, you must seize the opportunity, otherwise you will regret it if it is taken away by others." Xu Tian's mother echoed. Bian gave Xu Tian another instruction, and then without waiting for Xu Tian's reaction, Xu Dong stepped on the accelerator and drove away.

"Brother Lin, I wish you and Tiantian have a good time!" Xu Dong waved to Lin Hai and the car drove out of the backyard.

"Whether it's your biological child or not, just leave me alone!" Seeing her parents leave, Xu Tian was speechless for a while.

"Hey, get in the car, I'll see you off." Lin Hai shouted towards Xu Tian.

Xu Tian had no choice but to get into Lin Hai's car.

"Where do you want to go, policewoman?" Lin Hai asked while driving.

"Whatever." Xu Tian really didn't know where to go.

"Whatever? How about checking out a room?" Lin Hai suddenly remembered Xu Tian's surprise kiss on him, and wanted to tease her and avenge the kiss!

"Okay, let's get a room then." Xu Tian said generously.

puff!

Lin Hai almost squirted, damn, isn't this too violent?

"Are you telling the truth?" Lin Hai asked in disbelief.

"Of course it's true?" Xu Tian suddenly flashed her big eyes and looked innocent.

"You, you're not afraid that I'll kill you..." Lin Hai deliberately pretended to be squinty, staring at Xu Tian's sensitive parts and scanning them.

"Hey!" Xu Tian curled her lips in disdain, "How could I be afraid of a gay like you!"

"day!"

Lin Hai almost choked to death at Xu Tian's words!

"Hey, it's familiar, but don't talk nonsense, who is the old man!"

"Who else could it be, you?" Xu Tian said with a strange look on her face.

"Your sister!" Lin Hai cursed secretly, his orientation is normal, when did he become gay!

"Hey, I'm warning you, you must have evidence when you speak. Although you are a policeman, I am not afraid of power!"

"Hey, is there still little evidence?" Xu Tian looked contemptuous, "You have been hit by me more than once, right?"

"What did we hit?" Lin Hai looked confused.

"If you still deny it, just say that time when I pulled away your car on the street, you and a man without pants were doing something dirty. Don't you know it yourself?" Xu Tian said with a look of disdain.

"Damn! It's not what you think!" Lin Hai shouted that he was wronged. Did they test the plum blossom mark on Meng Xu's butt?

"Okay, you don't need to explain or feel inferior. The world is still full of love and people are very tolerant. I will keep it a secret for you, don't worry." Xu Tian said like a close sister, He patted Lin Hai's shoulder lovingly and comforted him softly.

"You have low self-esteem, sister!" Lin Hai was crying with all his heart. Damn, he has a great reputation, why is he the only one who has become a gay!

Lin Hai felt so depressed and aggrieved that he didn't even bother to say anything.

When passing by a small hotel, Lin Hai suddenly stopped the car.

"Why are you stopping here?" Xu Tian was stunned and said in surprise.

Lin Hai didn't answer, just turned off the car and jumped out.

"get off!"

Xu Tian got out of the car with a confused look on her face and looked at Lin Hai blankly.

"Didn't you say that my brother is gay? Let's go and get a room now. Let me show you what a real man is!" Lin Hai said with resentment and grievance.

With a puff, Xu Tian covered her mouth and laughed.

"Hey, I'm afraid you're a gay!" Xu Tian jumped into the hotel with Lin Hai with her little hands behind her back and a naughty smile on her face.

The two of them opened the room, and as soon as they entered the room, Lin Hai closed the door, and then deliberately pretended to be lewd.

"Hehehehehe..." Lin Haikai smiled and approached Xu Tian, ​​preparing to scare her. Who asked her to say that she was gay?

"Little girl, I dare to say that my brother is a gay man. Now I will show you what it means to be a man!" Lin Hai said, opened his arms and rushed towards Xu Tian.

"Ah!" Xu Tian was startled. She didn't expect Lin Hai to be serious. When Lin Hai came closer, he subconsciously knocked his knees.

"Oh, my God!" Lin Hai was joking at first and didn't think about taking precautions at all. He didn't expect Xu Tian to take it seriously. He was hit hard and he squatted down on the spot, covering his crotch.

"Hmph, you stinky scoundrel!" Xu Tian quickly distanced herself from Lin Hai and said with a vigilant look on her face.

"You stinky little sister!" Lin Hai cursed in his heart, and then gave Xu Tian a thumbs up.

"Women all over the world, I will obey you! Every time I meet you, I will be beaten. You said it yourself, how many times?" Lin Hai really wanted to cry without tears. This Xu Tian is simply his nemesis. ah.

"Who told you to act like a hooligan? You deserve it!" Xu Tian pouted her mouth and shrugged her nose at Lin Hai.

"Yes, I deserve it, I deserve it!" Lin Hai was really speechless, and thought to himself, why did he provoke this ancestor when he had nothing to do?

Fortunately, after my cultivation level increased, my body seemed to be a lot stronger. Although it still hurt, it was far less painful than before.

Lin Hai resisted and stood up. Just as he was about to move around, there was a sudden bang and the door was slammed open!

"Don't move, crack down on pornography!"

There was a crash, and several police officers rushed in aggressively!