My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

After thinking about what kind of red envelopes to send to the funny gods in heaven, Lin Hai did not rush to prepare, but chatted with Taishang Laojun privately.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Laojun, there is a third condition, have you not forgotten it?

Taishang Laojun: The third condition? What third condition? How dare you put forward three conditions to me? Who gave you the courage to ask me three conditions? (followed by an annoyed expression)

Lin Hai looked at Taishang Laojun's reply and directly covered his forehead.

Damn it, here we go again!

Little confused fairy: Stop pretending to be confused! That would be boring.

Taishang Laojun: Are you confused? Look at your immortal number. How courageous do you have to say that others are confused? (Followed by a contemptuous expression)

"Uh..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t cheat on me. One of the slots in your WeChat store is free for me to use for three days. You promised me before, so don’t cheat on me.

Taishang Laojun: When will I promise you, can I have evidence when I speak?

"I'm going to kill you, uncle!" Lin Hai cursed secretly, the dignified Taoist ancestor actually refused to admit his fault!

Lin Hai directly found the previous chat history and sent the screenshot to Taishang Laojun.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Is there anything else you can say? (followed by a look of contempt)

Taishang Laojun: Ahem, as we get older, we tend to forget easily...

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, I’ll start using it today. It’s ready for me.

Taishang Laojun: What are you going to sell? An elixir? Kung Fu? Nene? Photo Album?

puff!

What a mess, the photo album has been sorted out, this old man is not serious!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: You'll know in a minute.

Lin Hai got up, washed up, went out, got in the car, and went to the supermarket in the city. After wandering around the snack area for a long time, his eyes finally brightened.

"found it!"

When he got home, his mother had already prepared breakfast. Lin Hai ate briefly and moved several large boxes of things he bought from the car back to his room.

After closing the door, Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and opened the Tianting trading group again.

"Damn it, there are hundreds of messages in such a short time, these funny guys are really busy."

Lin Hai pulled the message to the top, wanting to see what topics they had talked about while he was out for a while.

Erlang Shen: The little confused fairy has prepared red envelopes for everyone. It’s pointless for us to just wait. How about playing a game?

Nezha: Okay, okay, what game to play?

Erlang Shen: Let me play Idiom Solitaire first, I have a far-sighted vision! (I have three eyes!)

Sun Wukong: Make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! (Who dares, ah, who dares!)

God of Wealth: Congratulations on getting rich! (Hey, if you want to get rich, you know how to do it)

Mo Liqing: The God of Wealth is a fool! (Hey, you all know this better)

puff!

After only reading a few of them, Lin Hai burst out laughing.

Damn it, God of Wealth is such an unlucky person, no matter whether it is bubbling or not, there are always people complaining about it.

Sure enough, the God of Wealth immediately became anxious!

God of Wealth: @Mo Liqing, are you sick?

Mo Liqing: Yes, I am sick. Do you have any medicine?

God of Wealth: Medicine for your sister!

Mo Liqing: I have a sister, but I have three brothers, all of them are rough and arrogant men. What, do you want to be gay?

Mo Lihai: @God of Wealth, you want to have sex with us? (followed by a drooling expression)

Mo Lihong: @God of Wealth, do you attack or accept?

Mori Shou: @God of Wealth, enemies, do you mind if the four of us brothers come together? (followed by a shy expression)

God of Wealth: I’m going to fuck your sister, you fagots!

Mo Lihai: @God of Wealth, I’m sorry, I’m waiting for you in the bamboo forest at the back of the mountain.

Mo Lihong: @God of Wealth, I’m sorry, I’m waiting for you in the bamboo forest at the back of the mountain.

Mori Shou: @God of Wealth, I’m sorry. I’m waiting for you in the bamboo forest at the back of the mountain with my brothers.

Mo Liqing: @God of Wealth, stop pretending, come out and have fun, let’s all get gay together!

God of Wealth: @Mo Li Qing, @Mo Li Hong, @Mo Li Hai, @Mo Li Shou, please give me a break, I don’t want to be gay!

Mo Liqing: @God of Wealth, come on, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.

Mo Lihai: @God of Wealth, come on, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.

Mo Lihong: @God of Wealth, come on, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.

Mori Shou: @God of Wealth, come on, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.

God of Wealth: Bastards, you four bastards! I curse your poor naked butts!

System prompts: The God of Wealth's qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism is reduced by 10 years.

Seeing this, Lin Hai couldn't help laughing, and was speechless for this God of Wealth.

Every time these funny guys chat, they seem to bring along the unlucky God of Fortune, who has vomited blood so many times.

Erlangshen: Stop making trouble, you have ruined a good game, start over!

Nezha: I’ll go first this time, with three heads and six arms! (Haha, I am awesome.)

Taibai Jinxing: I will close my eyes and rest. (I have always been calm and unmoving as a mountain)

Zhu Bajie: Mystical powers are vast! (Haha, you are talking about me, old pig, isn’t it, Sister Chang’e?)

Sun Wukong: Make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! (Ahaha, my old grandson is awesome!)

Erlangshen: Damn that dead monkey, find another one, don’t keep saying this!

Chang'e: @Sun Wukong, that's right, it's worse than before.

Thor: @Sun Wukong, okay, stop showing off, this one doesn’t count, let’s change it!

Sun Wukong: Are you jealous of my grandson? My grandson has great supernatural powers and can turn the Heavenly Palace upside down. Who among you can? Ah, who can!

Taishang Laojun: @Sun Wukong, if you play zi again, I will go and invite Tathagata Buddha.

Zhu Bajie: That’s right, that’s right, please invite Tathagata Buddha! (followed by a snickering expression)

Sun Wukong: @Zhu Bajie, damn idiot, who are you from, ah, beg for a beating!

Zhu Bajie: I am from Sister Chang’e’s side. (followed by a shy expression)

Erlang Shen: @Sun Wukong, don’t you want to play anymore? If you don’t want to play, I will replace you with someone else.

Sun Wukong: Humph, you are jealous, then I, Sun Wukong, will change to another one, and the avenue will be unified! (My old grandson has already reached this level. @Erlang Shen, my son, you are a step too late.)

Lu Dongbin: What a talent! (I use this word to describe you. Fairies don’t have any objections.)

Mother Dian: Wow, brother Dongbin is excited. Come to my house as a guest tonight, that damn Thor is on night shift. (followed by a shy expression)

Thor: Ah Dian, what are you talking about? (Behind is a person with a prosperous expression in his eyes)

Erlang Shen: Don't interrupt, there are many talents, continue to pick up, who will come!

Mo Liqing: I'll take it, the God of Wealth is a fool!

God of Wealth: @Mo Liqing, I am your sister! It’s not over yet!

Mo Liqing: I have a sister, but I have three brothers, all of them are rough and arrogant men. What, do you want to be gay?

System prompts: The God of Wealth's qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism is reduced by 10 years.

When Lin Hai saw this, he almost laughed. If this continues, the God of Wealth will vomit blood and die sooner or later!

"Okay, let's give the stuff to these idle guys."

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I'm back, everyone is ready to grab red envelopes!

After Lin Hai sent the message, the group fell silent for an instant. Everyone seemed to be staring at the screen and preparing to grab it.

Lin Hai opened the box and then scanned one of the boxes!

Ding dong!

Taishang Laojun received your red envelope!

Red Boy received your red envelope!

Erlangshen received your red envelope!

Chang'e received your red envelope!

Jiutian Xuannv received your red envelope!

…

The Dragon King of the East China Sea has received your red envelope, and your red envelope has been collected.

Lin Hai smiled knowingly when he saw the funny guys in the Heavenly Trading Group grabbing their red envelopes one by one.

Now that the hair has been sent out, whether the subsequent plans can come true depends on whether these funny gods are good at it.

Nezha: This guy giving out red envelopes is so handsome! (Picture emoticon)

Erlangshen: Can you send another one? (picture expression)

Chang'e: Mmmah! (picture expression)

Mother Dian: You are giving out red envelopes behind my back again. (picture expression)

…

Zhu Bajie: I wish my boss JJ will grow bigger and bigger! (picture expression)

Mo Liqing: I wish the boss a successful date tonight! (picture expression)

In the group, the screen was flooded again in an instant. Those who had grabbed it and those who hadn't grabbed it jumped out one after another.

It was lively for a while, and then it became quiet. At this time, the red boy appeared.

Red Boy: Great Immortal, what are you sending?