My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"The information about Golden Flower Boy has come back!" Lin Hai suddenly became nervous.

Lin Hai quickly opened the message and read it.

Golden Flower Boy: Sorry, Immortal, there is no healing medicine that mortals can take.

Lin Hai's heart suddenly sank to the bottom.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then can you refine it?

Lin Hai quickly asked again.

Golden Flower Boy: I'm sorry, Immortal, there's nothing I can do.

"This..." Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt like a deflated ball, extremely disappointed.

Golden Flower Boy: But Great Immortal, you can ask Laojun to refine it.

"Looking for Laojun?" Lin Hai gave a bitter smile. He had offended Laojun so badly, how could he help him refine it.

Just as Lin Hai was about to close WeChat, his heart suddenly moved.

"That's not right. This golden flower boy, knowing that he and Lao Jun had a falling out, still asked himself to be refined by Lao Jun. Could it be that..."

Lin Hai suddenly sneered in his heart, changed another message, and sent it to Golden Flower Boy.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I had a falling out with Taishang Laojun. First he kicked me out of the group, and then I gave him a bad review. This is known to the entire heaven. How could he help me make elixirs?

Golden Flower Boy: Great Immortal, it all depends on people. You can find Laojun to reconcile.

Lin Hai suddenly laughed, a very strange smile.

Little confused fairy: Reconciliation? So tell me, how should we reconcile?

Golden Flower Boy: As long as the immortal pays 10 million merit points, and then removes the bad reviews, and then contracts three booths in the Tianting WeChat store for one year, after doing this, I can convince Laojun to add you to the group, and then If you apologize to Laojun in public in the group, I believe Laojun will forgive you and help you make elixirs.

"Haha, hahaha..." Lin Hai looked at the phone screen and suddenly laughed.

After laughing, Lin Hai's face suddenly sank, and a hint of contempt appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Little Confused Fairy: Okay, stop pretending. I know this is all what Taishang Laojun asked you to say. You told me, this is impossible. I want my brother to apologize to him and let him have his dream!

Lin Hai had long thought that this must be what Taishang Laojun instructed the Golden Flower Boy to say, otherwise how could a Golden Flower Boy be the master of Taishang Laojun.

After Lin Hai sent the message, there was silence on the Golden Flower Boy side.

After a while, another message was sent.

Golden Flower Boy: I am Taishang Laojun!

When Lin Hai saw it, his eyes suddenly widened.

"Nah, the real master has appeared!" Lin Hai's heart suddenly became nervous.

The shadow of a famous tree is the Taoist ancestor!

Although he had a falling out with Taishang Laojun before, there was no direct contact after all. Now that he was having a direct conversation with Taishang Laojun, Lin Hai couldn't help but his heart beat loudly.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yeah.

Lin Hai replied with difficulty, his fingers trembling slightly.

I have to admit that Lin Hai felt a trace of fear in his heart across the phone screen.

Golden Flower Boy: Give me a pass as a friend!

After saying that, Lin Hai's cell phone dinged, and Taishang Laojun's friend application was sent.

Lin Hai did not refuse this time and involuntarily clicked through.

As soon as it passed, a message from Taishang Laojun was sent.

Taishang Laojun: You are very awesome. Do you think you are so awesome that you dare to act awesome with me?

At the beginning, there were three questions, and the tone was no different from that of a mortal bastard.

It can be seen that Taishang Laojun is really furious, and even the Taoist ancestor's demeanor and self-restraint are gone.

Lin Hai swallowed hard. The two rows of words on the screen were like sharp swords, and Lin Hai felt a faint pain in his heart.

Lin Hai took a deep breath and replied with trembling hands.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I explained what happened before. I didn’t mean to swipe the screen.

Lin Hai's momentum was a bit weaker.

Taishang Laojun: Do you know how much effort I have put into Tianting Weidian, and you just give me a bad review?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I was also angry. Who asked you to kick me out of the group? I added you but you didn’t let me pass.

Taishang Laojun: Dare you make me angry? How dare you be angry with me? Who gave you the courage to be angry with me?

Taishang Laojun seemed to have heard something incredible and asked three rhetorical questions in a row.

Lin Hai frowned, and the previous nervousness was gradually replaced by the anger in his heart.

"You are so paralyzed. You are just a Taoist ancestor. Why are you so awesome! My brother is so humbled. Look at your tone and attitude when you speak!" Lin Hai also became angry all of a sudden.

"Fuck, no matter who you are, the three realms are separated, no matter how awesome you are, what can you do to my brother!"

Thinking of this, Lin Hai typed a line and sent it.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: You have something to say, stop pretending, my brother doesn’t tolerate your faults!

After Lin Hai sent the message, he felt a little uneasy in his heart. He didn't know what Taishang Laojun's reaction would be after seeing it.

Taishang Laojun was silent for a long time before sending another message.

Taishang Laojun: OK, you are really good! I don’t know how many years have passed, but no one has dared to talk to me like this!

Lin Hai sneered, it was already like this anyway, so Lin Hai simply gave up.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: That’s what I’m talking to you about, what’s going on!

Taishang Laojun: Very good, very good!

Although Taishang Laojun only uttered these two words, Lin Hai could feel the strong anger in Taishang Laojun's heart.

But now that the matter has come to this, Lin Hai is not afraid of anything anymore.

Taishang Laojun: Little confused fairy? In my impression, there is no such a fairy as you.

After Lin Hai read this sentence, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

"It's broken!" Lin Hai suddenly became nervous, several times more nervous than when he first fell out with Taishang Laojun.

Lin Hai's biggest reliance now is his heavenly friends on WeChat.

If Taishang Laojun discovers that he is not a god, but a mortal, Lin Hai really doesn't know what the consequences will be.

Little Confused Immortal: I am a lowly immortal, how can I get the discernment of your majestic Sanqing Taoist?

After Lin Hai finished saying this, his heart was beating wildly.

I hope this sentence can make Taishang Laojun think that he is just an insignificant immortal and not worthy of his attention at all. He doesn't know his own.

Taishang Laojun: There is nothing I don’t know about all the gods in heaven.

"It's over!" When Lin Hai saw these words, his heart suddenly became cold.

It seems that his identity is about to be exposed.

However, Lin Hai still didn't give up. After thinking about it, he sent another message.

Little confused fairy: If you don’t brag, you will die!

Taishang Laojun: Are you saying I’m bragging? Hahaha... (followed by a disdainful expression)

Little confused fairy: Don't be dissatisfied. If you are really good, you can figure it out. Where is my position?

After Lin Hai finished speaking, his heart suddenly rose to his throat.

If Taishang Laojun can't figure it out, then everything will be fine. If he can figure it out, then he will be in danger.

Who knows if he has any way to directly obliterate himself.

But Lin Hai had no choice. Since he had offended Taishang Laojun, even if he didn't say this, he would definitely settle the score with him.

In this case, it is better to retreat in order to advance, and to play tricks. Once Taishang Laojun cannot calculate his position, then he can take the initiative.

Taishang Laojun: What’s so difficult about this? After one breath, I will be able to find your location!

"One breath!" Lin Hai was shocked. That was just one breath.

Lin Hai suddenly became nervous, staring at the screen, and his whole body began to tremble unconsciously.

One breath!

Two breaths!

Three breaths!

…More than ten minutes passed, and Lin Hai’s WeChat message never rang again.

Lin Hai couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this Supreme Lord was nothing special and could not be considered his own position.

I was about to send a message to ridicule Taishang Laojun.

At this time, Lin Hai's WeChat dinged suddenly, making Lin Hai tremble.

I looked down and saw that Taishang Laojun had finally sent a message.

"Hey, I must not be able to calculate it, so I have to admit defeat." Lin Hai thought to himself and opened the message from Taishang Laojun.

Just after taking a look, Lin Hai's head buzzed.

Then there was a bang, and Lin Hai's cell phone fell directly to the ground!