My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 3 Taishang Laojun's Red Envelope

"Master, Jiangnan University, hurry up!"

When everyone was intoxicated, Lin Haizao took Liu Xinyue's little hand and ran all the way, left the bar, took a taxi and ran away.

In the taxi, Liu Xinyue twitched her hands back somewhat unnaturally.

"I'm sorry, I pretended to be your boyfriend again, and held your hand again."

Lin Hai smiled awkwardly, and reluctantly let go of Liu Xinyue's soft and boneless little hand.

He is so smooth and soft.

"It's okay." Liu Xinyue blushed slightly, "Just now, thank you."

"You're welcome, it's my generation to be a chivalrous hero!" Lin Hai imitated the tone of a martial arts person and said, not forgetting to place a POSS in the small space of the taxi.

Seeing Lin Hai's funny look, Liu Xinyue burst out laughing.

"It's so beautiful." Lin Hai couldn't help being stunned.

"By the way, the song you sang just now was really good, and it was very touching. I was crying."

"That's right, I also think it's very good, and I'm even touched." Lin Hai nodded in agreement.

"Hehe, you are so thick-skinned, how can you boast yourself."

After getting out of the car, Liu Xinyue suddenly looked at Lin Hai strangely.

"No, how do you know I'm from Jiangnan University?"

"Because I can read minds." Lin Hai said seriously.

"Ghosts believe you." Liu Xinyue curled her mouth and chatted with Lin Hai all the way. He had already seen that Lin Hai was not serious.

Tilting her head and thinking about it, Liu Xinyue suddenly said: "You are also from Jiangnan University, right? You have known me for a long time?"

"Not too stupid."

"That's not right, why do I have no impression of you at all?" Liu Xinyue looked puzzled.

Damn, are you just so invisible?

Lin Hai's face was covered with black lines.

Anyway, I have been in school for more than three years. Even if I didn't know each other before, at least I will look familiar when I meet.

"By the way, why did you go to the bar to sing?" Lin Hai finally asked the question that he had pent up all night.

The smile on Liu Xinyue's face immediately disappeared, and she was a little depressed.

"Thank you for today, I should go back."

"Uh...I'll see you off." Lin Hai cursed secretly, talking too much.

Just after sending Liu Xinyue off, Wang Peng called with an anxious voice.

"Haizi, where are you? Don't come out, the bald head is looking for you everywhere."

"Don't worry, Liu Xinyue and I have already returned to school." Lin Hai felt warm in his heart.

"Fuck, so fast!" Wang Peng and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

"I said, you can do it, you are so awesome, you actually played a hero to save the beauty, and you even played with your bald head in a daze, how about it, Liu Xinyue has rice and body to promise? By the way, I saw that you didn't sing very much in karaoke before, why did you sing so well today, I cried for everything..."

Lin Hai hung up the phone directly, otherwise the fat man could keep chatting.

Lying on the bed, recalling what happened tonight, Lin Hai felt like he was dreaming.

The effect of "The Sound of the Moon Palace" was definitely beyond Lin Hai's imagination. At the critical moment, he and Liu Xinyue were saved.

At this moment, Lin Hai has already confirmed that those funny people in the group are undoubtedly gods.

Thinking of this, Lin Hai hurriedly picked up his phone and opened WeChat.

The Tianting trading group is still there, and so is the Jade Rabbit among friends.

All this is not a dream!

Lin Hai was excited for a while.

The trajectory of my life will definitely change because of this.

After a while, Wang Peng and the others also came back. Naturally, they talked a lot about what happened tonight, and they talked until midnight, still very excited.

the next day.

"Huh?" As soon as Lin Hai entered the classroom, he saw Wang Ting sitting on the seat, playing with a brand new tablet computer intently.

And beside him, sitting a boy, wearing a famous brand, with one hand dishonestly rubbing on Wang Ting's bare thigh.

He knew this boy from the class next door. His name was Zhao Lei. It was said that his family owned a company and was very rich. He drove a BMW into and out of the campus every day.

Unexpectedly, only one day after they broke up, Wang Ting got involved with someone else.

"Yo, Tingting, isn't this your boyfriend?" Seeing Lin Hai coming in, Zhao Lei immediately said in a strange way.

"It's an ex-boyfriend, a poor guy. People won't fall in love with him. They just played with him. They dumped him yesterday. Now they only have you, brother Lei in their hearts." Wang Ting hugged Zhao Lei's arm and paused. rub.

"Haha, that's right. Even a sow wouldn't like him, looking at his uncouth appearance all over the place."

"Yes, sows like you." Lin Hai replied and found a seat to sit down.

"Of course..." Zhao Lei shook his head triumphantly, and choked up halfway through his words.

"Coax~" The students in the classroom roared with laughter.

Wang Ting's face suddenly turned a liver color.

At this time, the teacher came in, and the students calmed down.

Lin Hai has no interest in this class.

Opened WeChat, and saw that the Tianting trading group was lively again.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Finding notice: The Dragon Palace lost a luminous pearl last night. If you find it, please contact Gui Cheng. Thank you very much.

Erlangshen: Send a hairy find notice. If you lose something, go directly to the monkey. He definitely stole it.

Sun Wukong: @郑郎神, my son, if you dare to wrong the old grandson, you will not be able to beat him.

Erlangshen: I'm afraid of you, don't accept heads-up!

Sun Wukong: It seems that you are itchy, report the coordinates!

Erlang Shen: Come, the one who doesn't come is the grandson!

Erlang Shen sent a crisscross, extremely complicated picture, with a small red dot in the center of the picture.

Sun Wukong: Okay, my old grandson is here!

The group fell silent.

These two battle madmen probably went to the little red dot in the picture to make an appointment.

Ding dong!

After a while, WeChat rang again.

Lord Stove: We are looking for a fire-burning boy, regardless of gender or age, who can be trained and paid well. If you are interested, please contact me for an interview.

Day Tour God: I am looking for a job at night, and I can be responsible for night patrols part-time.

Chang'e: The first article in Moments, please help me to like it, thank you!

King Tota: My son Nezha participated in the "Most Beautiful Child in Heaven" event. Please vote for No. 14, thank you.

Nezha: Wrong, everyone voted for No. 13, and No. 14 is Red Boy.

Honghaier: By the way, please vote for me too (there is a cute expression on the back)

"Hahaha, it turns out that the daily life of these gods is no different from that of ordinary people."

All of a sudden, Lin Hai felt that these unattainable gods became extremely friendly.

"Ahem..." Taishang Laojun really couldn't stand it anymore.

Taishang Laojun: Attention everyone, this is a trading group, you can chat and fart, but don’t post advertisements, ask for likes, and don’t solicit votes.

Seven Fairies: Pantaoyuan Fruit Shop opens big bargain, 20% discount for all days.

Magic Lihai: Xiaohaihai Pipa training class, let your child have a skill, registration hotline: 2b2b22b.

...

Various advertisements were swiping the screen, and Taishang Laojun's speech was instantly drowned out.

No one fucked him at all.

"Haha, interesting." On a whim, Lin Hai directly posted @太上老君 in the group.

Little muddled fairy: @太上老君, for problems that can be solved with red envelopes, try not to talk (the expression behind her is covering her mouth and laughing)

Taishang Laojun: @小暴未仙, (three thumbs up emoji)

"Damn, what's the situation?" Taishang Laojun @林海, Lin Hai noticed that his business card in the group was actually Little Confused Immortal.

Ding dong!

Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the screen.

Lin Hai had quick hands and quick eyes, and poked it down.

"You received the red envelope from Taishang Laojun."

Got it!