My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

"Add WeChat?" Lin Hai was taken aback, "Okay!"

Beauty's WeChat, there is no reason to disagree.

Lin Hai told Hu Sanniang his WeChat account.

Ding dong!

Hu Sanniang requests to add you as a friend!

pass!

That's nothing to say!

You have added Hu Sanniang, now you can start chatting.

Lin Hai directly sent a drooling emoji.

Seeing Lin Haifa's expression, Hu Sanniang couldn't help but blushed, but when she saw Lin Hai's nickname, Hu Sanniang's expression changed suddenly.

"Little muddled fairy? You, you are not a mortal? You are a man of heaven!" Hu Sanniang was taken aback!

"Eh..." Lin Hai was at a loss for words, damn, I really don't know how to explain it.

When Chu Lin'er saw him chatting with the Antarctic fairy before, Lin Hai already knew that the functions of WeChat in Heaven and Hell seem to be relatively backward, and nicknames are all real-name.

But I am indeed a mortal, this little foolish fairy is really a name I randomly picked up.

"Well, if I say that I am really a mortal, would you believe me?"

"I don't believe it!" Hu Sanniang shook her head resolutely.

"Okay." Lin Hai's face was full of black lines, Nima, since there is no way to explain it, then I won't explain it.

"Then you can just treat me as someone from the Heavenly Court." Lin Hai shrugged helplessly.

Unexpectedly, Hu Sanniang suddenly reached out and grabbed Lin Hai's arm.

"Ah!" Unfortunately, she didn't know that Lin Hai had a mahogany sword beside him.

Before Hu Sanniang's little hand touched Lin Hai's arm, a white light bounced it back.

"Hey, beauty, familiarity is familiarity, but don't touch your hands, okay? Men and women can't kiss each other." Lin Hai said solemnly.

"You, do you think I'm a womanizer?" When Hu Sanniang heard this, her face flushed with shame, she lowered her head, and said in shame and aggrieved.

"Eh..." Lin Hai was stunned, Nima, this ancient feudal woman really can't take jokes.

"No more, that..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while.

"I just knew that you are from the Heavenly Court, so I was a little too excited." Hu Sanniang explained with her head lowered.

"Oh? Why are you excited when I am a member of the Heavenly Court?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while.

"If you are a member of the heavenly court, doesn't that mean that the heavenly court and the mortal world can still be connected?" Hu Sanniang suddenly had a gleam of hatred in her eyes.

"If that's the case, I can kill the two thieves, Song Jiang and Li Kui, and avenge my whole village!"

Hearing this, Lin Hai felt dizzy for a while.

Nima, these sisters really think too much!

Not to mention that my elder brother is not a member of the heavenly court, so he can't reach the heavenly court at all. Even if he could, do you think anyone can make trouble in the heavenly palace like Sun Monkey?

Those guys from Heaven will kill you in minutes.

"Beauty, don't be in a hurry for revenge. You should think twice before acting." Lin Hai was embarrassed to say that Hu Sanniang was overthinking herself, so she had to tactfully persuade her.

"Handsome guy, don't worry, I, Hu Sanniang, am not a brainless person, and I won't act recklessly." Although Hu Sanniang had a look of hatred on her face, she was still calm, and she was worthy of being a general.

"Not a brainless person?" Lin Hai subconsciously glanced at Hu Sanniang's chest when he heard this.

"It's quite big, so you're saying it's brainless?" Lin Hai muttered.

"What's so big?" Unexpectedly, although the voice was low, Hu Sanniang heard it.

"Eh..." Lin Hai was embarrassed for a while, "I mean, you actually want to kill the Heavenly Court, you have quite big ambitions, yes, you have quite big ambitions."

Lin Hai explained with a smile.

"Hmph, I, Hu Sanniang, won't give up until I achieve my goal. When the time comes, I will ask the handsome guy to help me." After Hu Sanniang finished speaking, she suddenly turned her head to Lin Hai, and said pitifully.

"Can't help!" Lin Hai shook his head like a rattle.

Nima, help you make trouble in heaven? What a joke!

The monkey made a fuss once, and was suppressed for five hundred years. How dare I have the guts to play such a big game with you.

Without even thinking about it, Lin Hai directly refused.

When Hu Sanniang heard this, her complexion suddenly changed, and a sense of despair rose in her heart.

Gritting her teeth, Hu Sanniang suddenly took off her clothes in the car and got up, revealing her white and tender shoulders in the blink of an eye.

puff!

Lin Hai watched from the side, his eyes almost fell out of shock.

"You, what are you going to do!" Lin Hai looked terrified.

Hu Sanniang glanced at Lin Hai decisively, tears streaming down her face.

"Handsome guy, to tell you the truth, ever since I found out that my whole village was killed by Li Kui's thief, my heart has died. I never imagined that all my parents and relatives died at the hands of my brothers. What's even more stupid is that I actually married my enemy's brother!"

Hu Sanniang raised her hand to wipe her tears, her face was full of remorse.

"Therefore, the only purpose of my life, Hu Sanniang, is to take revenge. In order to be able to take revenge, I am willing to pay any price!"

As Hu Sanniang spoke, her eyes darkened, and then she slowly took off her shirt, revealing her pink bellyband.

Lin Hai looked at Hu Sanniang's breasts half exposed, and the pear-blossoming rain on her beautiful face, her mind was uncontrollably swaying, and a hot current rushed towards her lower abdomen.

But soon, Lin Hai forcibly suppressed the evil thoughts that had just arisen in his heart.

Although Lin Hai admits that he is somewhat lustful, he will never do things that take advantage of others' dangers.

"Handsome guy, as long as you are willing to help me, I am willing to do anything you ask me to do. If you don't think I am incomplete, I am willing to be a concubine of handsome guy. Now..."

Hu Sanniang really went all out for revenge, and reached out to untie her bellyband.

"Stop, stop, stop quickly!" Lin Hai hurriedly stopped Hu Sanniang.

Damn, this girl is playing with fire!

My brother's self-control is very limited, okay? If this goes on like this, maybe my brother will really punish you on the spot.

"Listen to me, beauty, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's that the Heavenly Court is too powerful, if I help you kill the Heavenly Court to take revenge, that would be tantamount to seeking death!" Lin Hai hurriedly explained.

Hu Sanniang was startled when she heard the words, then shook her head.

"No, handsome guy, you misunderstood. I don't need you to help me kill the Heavenly Court. You just need to tell me how to reach the Heavenly Court. I won't bother you about other things."

"Eh...it's that simple?" Lin Hai was taken aback when he heard this, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Nima, the baby is scared to death.

I thought you asked your brother to go to the Heavenly Palace with you.

"In that case, I can promise you, but you have to promise me one condition."

Seeing that Lin Hai agreed, Hu Sanniang was overjoyed.

"What conditions, you say!"

"You have to practice your skills hard until you have the ability to kill the heavens. After my assessment, I can tell you the method." Lin Hai didn't want Hu Sanniang to go directly to die, which was considered a kind protection.

What's more, the heaven and the mortal world have long been separated, and Lin Hai doesn't know how to go to the heaven.

"Okay, no problem!" Hu Sanniang nodded after listening.

"Okay, deal!" Lin Hai raised his hand and snapped his fingers, feeling relieved.

Unexpectedly, when Lin Hai made a deal, a shy red glow appeared on Hu Sanniang's face again.

"Handsome guy, since you promised me, I will fulfill the promise just now..."

"Promise, what promise?" Lin Hai didn't react.

Hu Sanniang pouted and gave Lin Hai a blank look.

"Stop pretending, even though I, Hu Sanniang, am a woman, I do what I say."

After finishing speaking, Hu Sanniang's breathing suddenly became rapid, and she stared at Lin Hai with bright eyes.

"You, do you want to kill me now?"