My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and found Nezha.

Little Confused Fairy: Nezha, are you there? I need you urgently!

As soon as Lin Hai's message was sent, Little Nezha sent it back.

Nezha: I'm reading in class, I'm bored to death, what do you say, do you want to send me the third volume of "One Piece"? (followed by a drooling emoji)

Uh... Lin Hai was embarrassed for a moment.

Little Confused Fairy: The third volume of "One Piece" will be sent to you in the evening.

Now he is begging for the little Nezha, how can Lin Hai not agree?

Nezha: Yeah! That's great, the first two volumes were ruined by me and Red Boy, speaking of Luffy...

Little Nezha sent messages one after another, excitedly discussing the following plot with Lin Hai.

Lin Hai burst into sweat, Nima brother has business to see you.

Little Confused Fairy: Nezha, let me ask you something, where did you get your lotus root incarnation?

Lin Hai hurriedly interrupted Nezha's speculation about the follow-up plot, and said what he wanted to ask.

Nezha: Incarnation of lotus root? Why are you asking this?

When it came to business, Nezha also became serious.

Little Confused Fairy: My arm was corroded by the turbid water of the underworld, and I couldn't give birth to new flesh and blood, so I wanted to make an arm out of lotus root like you.

Lin Hai thought for a while, then took a photo of the corroded part of his arm and sent it to Nezha.

Nezha: The muddy water of the underworld! ! ! (followed by a row of shocked expressions)

Nezha: Wasn't the turbid water in the Yellow Spring removed by a mysterious person? Where did you meet it?

Little Confused Fairy: Don't ask me about this, my arm is ruined, tell me where to find lotus root first?

Nezha: Sister He Xiangu has it. You can ask her for a seven-core lotus root, but you have to cut off this arm first. Are you afraid of pain?

Have to cut off the arm? Lin Hai was shocked.

He is not afraid of hurting him, but the key is his body, hair and skin. For his parents, Lin Hai doesn't want to give up his original arm.

Little Confused Fairy: Can't we just replace the corroded parts with lotus roots?

Nezha: No! Your place has been corroded by the turbid water of the Yellow Spring, and the lotus root cannot be connected with your body. Even if you change it, it will be useless. To change it, you can only change a whole arm.

this……

Lin Hai was in a dilemma all of a sudden.

Little Confused Fairy: Is there any other way, without cutting off the whole arm?

Lin Hai held his fantasy again and asked a question.

Nezha: I don’t know either. Wait a minute. I’ll ask Honghaier. He follows Guanyin Bodhisattva every day and knows a lot.

Little Confused Fairy: Okay, please, please! (Following is an emoji of clasped fists)

After sending the message, Lin Hai's heart rose.

I hope Honghaier knows how to do it, otherwise my arm will be useless.

Ding dong!

After less than a minute, Lin Hai's WeChat rang.

Quickly picked up the phone and looked, it was Nezha who came back.

Nezha: He said there is a way!

yeah! Very good!

Lin Hai smiled happily!

Little confused fairy: what way? (followed by a drooling emoji)

Nezha: He said that if you want to know how to do it, you have to give him a gift.

puff!

Nima, this brat is really good at taking advantage of the fire! Lin Hai cursed secretly.

Little Confused Fairy: You asked him what he wanted?

Nezha: He didn't say anything, he just said that he would let you watch and give it away. If he is satisfied, he will naturally tell you.

your sister! Lin Hai burst into sweat.

This little kid has so many eyes, if he keeps saying he is not satisfied, then he will have to give it away endlessly.

Little muddled fairy: OK, wait!

After Lin Hai replied to the news, he thought about it, Honghaier is a little kid, he just likes some children's toys and snacks, so buy him some to try.

After Lin Hai left the room, there was a small supermarket opposite.

I walked in and looked around, just in time to see a child pestering his parents to buy Wahaha AD calcium milk.

As soon as Lin Hai's eyes lit up, that's it!

There are eight bottles of Wahaha AD calcium milk in one edition. Lin Hai went to get two editions, paid the bill, went back to the room, and sent them directly to Nezha.

You sent two versions of Wahaha AD Calcium Milk to Nezha.

Little Confused Fairy: One is for you, and the other is for Honghaier.

Lin Hai is very good at being a person, and there are two people, Nezha and Honghaier, Lin Hai will not only send it to one person, so who knows if he will offend little Nezha.

Nezha's message was quickly replied.

Nezha: Thank you Daxian, but what is this Wahaha AD calcium milk for? (followed by a surprised expression)

Little confused fairy: drink it.

Nezha: What did you drink? Except for me, don't we gods usually drink nectar?

Little Confused Fairy: This is much better than nectar, try it if you don’t believe me.

Lin Hai coaxed, Ma De, if these two little gods don't drink this stuff, it will be broken.

Nezha: Okay, let's have a try.

After Nezha finished speaking, there was no movement. Lin Hai held his mobile phone and waited anxiously, for fear that the two little kids over there would be dissatisfied.

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!

After just over a minute, Lin Hai's cell phone rang suddenly one after another.

Lin Hai hurriedly took a look, and found that all the messages were from Nezha.

Nezha: Daxian, my wife is so delicious! (followed by an excited expression)

Nezha: Daxian, where did you get this, is there any more? (followed by a drooling emoji)

Nezha: Daxian, we both finished drinking, please send us some more. (followed by a teary emoji)

Nezha: Daxian, speak up, Daxian, please, give me some more. (behind is a cute and pitiful expression)

Lin Hai looked at the message, his eyes straightened.

Nima, eight bottles per person, they drank all of them in the blink of an eye.

Aren't you afraid of having a stomachache?

Little Confused Immortal: Yes, yes, such treasures, how can they be released as soon as they are said...

Lin Hai's heart immediately trembled, Ma De, as long as you like it, that's fine. In this case, the initiative will be in the hands of my brother.

Nezha: Daxian, wait a minute, Red Boy wants to talk to you.

As soon as Nezha finished speaking, another message was sent over.

Nezha: Daxian, I am a red boy, as long as you are willing to send me another version of Wahaha, I will tell you how to heal your arm.

"Do you want another version?" Lin Hai curled his lips, "You are not very big, and you are not too greedy. My brother can't get used to your problems."

Little Confused Immortal: Wahaha AD Calcium Milk is obtained from a secret place by this Immortal. It is rare and extremely precious. I sent you a version before, which is enough to show my sincerity. I really can’t distribute it again. However, this immortal is not a person who doesn't care about feelings. You tell me the method, and after that, I can reluctantly send you another bottle.

Nezha: I'll tell you, and then you send me another version.

Red Boy bargained immediately.

puff!

Nima, this brat is cruel enough.

Little Confused Fairy: Impossible, only 1 bottle!

Lin Hai's tone was very firm. It's not that he was reluctant to give away a few more bottles. The main reason is that Lin Hai understands the truth that rare things are more valuable. Only the less you give, the more precious you will be.

If you give too much, it is worthless.

There was silence.

"Fuck, isn't it, is this kid going to play psychological warfare with his brother?" Lin Hai's heart suddenly rose to his throat.

Ding dong!

Fortunately, the message rang again soon, and Lin Hai hurriedly opened the message to check.

Nezha: Deal!

Lin Hai was overjoyed immediately!