My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

It's messed up, the world is messed up.

Xinyue is Chang'e, but who is Chang'e in that court?

Lin Hai's mind was in chaos.

"Lin Hai, I've finished reading." Liu Xinyue put the book on the car.

"Look, have you finished reading it?" Lin Hai was taken aback, this is too fast, the book has dozens of pages.

"Well, and I understand everything, as if I was born with it." Liu Xinyue also felt very strange.

Lin Hai was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.

"Lin Hai, what you taught me before was all superficial things. The most important thing about this singing method is actually the movement path of the breath. Listen to me and sing it to you again."

As Liu Xinyue spoke, she began to sing softly.

"Sitting back to back on the carpet..." Liu Xinyue just opened her mouth, and Lin Hai's body jerked.

After that, all the scenes from acquaintance to acquaintance and love with Liu Xinyue emerged. Not only that, the two finally entered the palace of marriage, had children, and grew old together, just like a movie, happy After walking through the whole life, the scene is extremely warm.

Unknowingly, Lin Hai had a happy smile on his face.

Suddenly, a warm current flowed quickly in Lin Hai's body, and the practice route recorded in the Tao Te Ching actually ran automatically, and Lin Hai suddenly woke up.

"It's amazing, it's actually a hallucination!" Lin Hai was startled.

"Huh?" Suddenly, Lin Hai discovered that Liu Xinyue had actually felt a familiar aura while she was singing.

"Sky Eye, open!" Lin Hai said silently, and the Sky Eye opened.

"What!" Tianyan looked at it, and Lin Hai felt a turmoil in his heart.

I saw that Liu Xinyue's side was actually surrounded by small light blue particles. These small particles seemed to meet her own queen, jumping happily beside Liu Xinyue, and poured into Liu Xinyue's body in an orderly manner.

"Except for the fact that the particles are of different colors and the number is much smaller, it is exactly the same as when I was practicing Tao Te Ching!" Lin Hai was shocked.

Looking at Liu Xinyue again, Lin Hai directly saw through Liu Xinyue's internal organs.

I saw a light blue air current flowing in Liu Xinyue's body in a strange way, continuously watering her limbs and bones.

"Could it be..." A thought appeared in Lin Hai's mind, which shocked Lin Hai.

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Xinyue asked after seeing Lin Hai's strange expression after singing the song.

"Ah? Oh, it's okay." Lin Hai regained his composure and said hastily.

"Then how is my singing?" Liu Xinyue asked expectantly.

"It's a world of difference from before!" Lin Hai said truthfully.

"I think so too, Lin Hai, thank you for the gift! I like it very much!" Liu Xinyue said, pecking Lin Hai's face lightly.

As usual, if Liu Xinyue had been so proactive, Lin Hai would have taken the opportunity to pounce on her.

But now, Lin Hai has no such thoughts.

He is very confused now, or rather, he is too confused.

There are some things that he urgently needs to figure out.

"Xinyue, keep practicing. I still have something to do, so I'll go back first." Lin Hai put Liu Xinyue down and drove straight home.

"Father, you're back." As soon as she entered the room, Ah Hua rushed over wagging her tail.

"Where's that female ghost?" Lin Hai asked as he walked.

"She's waiting for you on the bed."

puff!

Lin Hai kicked Ah Hua aside, Nima, can you speak?

"Father, what I said is true." Ah Hua looked aggrieved.

"Fuck, what are you going to do?" As soon as Lin Hai entered the room, he saw Chu Lin'er lying on his side on the bed with a provocative posture, looking at him with bright eyes.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Chu Lin'er winked at Lin Hai and said in a coquettish voice.

"Come on, what do you mean?" Lin Hai knew that nothing good was going to happen when he saw Chu Lin'er's expression, so he hurriedly crossed his arms and said vigilantly.

"Hmph, it's really boring!" Chu Lin'er pouted and sat up.

"Hey, let me ask you, did you give him the emoticon pack of the emoticon emperor?" Chu Lin'er pouted.

"Emoji Emperor, what is it?" Lin Hai was bewildered.

"Hmph, stop pretending. My father has already sent someone to fry him in the frying pan a dozen times, and he has already recruited him." Chu Lin'er said with a savage face.

When Lin Hai heard this, Ji Lingling shivered.

Nima, what kind of product is this, so unlucky, it has been fried more than ten times, so it can't be fried dough sticks?

"Who are you talking about, and what else are you recruiting?"

"Hmph, stop pretending. I'm talking about the emoji Emperor Mamian that has become popular in the underworld recently. He said that you sent him his emoji pack." Chu Lin'er said with an akimbo, his face full of anger.

"Wait, who are you talking about? Horse face?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while.

Nima, I sent him a set of emoticons, but, why did this guy become an emoji emperor?

"Yes, I sent him a set of emoticons, but what happened to this emoji emperor?" Lin Hai was a little curious.

"Hmph, this horse face, ever since I got that set of emojis, I've been twitchy, adding people and groups everywhere, and seeing who sends emojis to whom, the whole hell is messed up, and many ghosts and errands don't care about their work. I'm begging the emoticon emperor to post new emojis every day."

"The most abominable thing is that this horse face, after posting twenty emojis, never posts any new ones. There are just a few of them over and over again, which pissed off my father, and I wait for him to update new emojis every day. As a result, this product came directly to say, it’s gone.”

"My dad is addicted to collecting emojis. As soon as he said they were gone, my dad went berserk on the spot and sent someone to throw him into the frying pan and deep-fry them. He recruited them, saying that you gave him a set. , he’s really nothing new.”

puff!

Knowing the ins and outs, Lin Hai burst into laughter.

Nima, isn't this horse face a result of bad luck?

Once you get a set of facial expressions, you don’t know the heights of the sky and the earth is thick, and you go around talking about it. This is all right, and you have hooked up the addiction of Lord Yama, but you are out of stock.

Grass, if you say no to blow up, who will you blow up?

"Hmph, I hate you, I hate you to death!" Chu Lin'er suddenly yelled at Lin Hai angrily.

"Uh..." Lin Hai was stupefied, Nima, I hate my dry hair, I slept with you, or what?

"Tch, I don't know why." Lin Hai lay directly beside Chu Lin'er, ignoring her.

"You..." Chu Lin'er glared at Lin Hai, "Hey, I'm angry."

"I know, it's so obvious, no one can see it." Lin Hai raised his eyelids and said casually.

"Then, why don't you coax me quickly?" Chu Lin'er barked his teeth and claws angrily.

"What does your anger have to do with me?" Lin Hai looked strange.

"It doesn't matter, I just made you angry!"

"Am I angry? Princess Lin'er, when did I get angry with you?" Lin Hai wondered for a while.

"Hmph, you still say you don't get mad at me. You have such a fun emoticon package, why don't you send it to others, only to Ma Mian. Could it be that you two have an affair?"

puff!

Nima, brother, why is he crazy, and have an adultery with Ma Mian?

Tangtang princess, can you take responsibility for what you say?

"Who knows that you are also rare about that thing?" Lin Hai said angrily.

When Chu Lin'er heard this, she squatted beside Lin Hai.

Dragging his chin with two small hands, he blinked his eyes, pretending to be cute.

"Then you know now, can you send me a set?"

When Lin Hai heard this, he suddenly glanced lewdly at the collar hanging down Chu Lin'er's chest.

"Send you a set, what benefits do I have?"

"What benefits do you want?" Seeing Lin Hai's piggy-like appearance, Chu Lin'er quickly pulled up his collar and said vigilantly.

"Hehe, you understand." Lin Hai raised his eyebrows at Chu Lin'er.

"Bah, stinky rascal, don't even think about it!" Chu Lin'er stood up abruptly, yelling with her hands on her hips.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes.

"I said Princess Lin'er, what are you thinking? Why is your little head so impure, I just want to ask you a question, ah, young people nowadays, it's really dirty..." Lin Hai shook his head for a while.

"Ahhhhhh, I'm so mad, you're not pure, you're dirty, you're a rascal, a big villain!"

"Okay, Princess Lin'er, stop making trouble, I really have something I want to ask you!" Lin Hai's expression suddenly became serious.