My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

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Chapter 150

Lin Hai admired Chu Lin'er's perseverance a little bit. He has maintained this ambiguous posture for a full hour.

"Hey, isn't your foreplay a bit too long, can you take care of the audience's feelings, when will you enter the stage of real guns and live ammunition?" Ah Hua said while lying there, yawning.

Foreplay your sister! If Lin Hai couldn't move, he would definitely jump up and kick this dead dog hard.

"Hey, you dead dog, don't watch the show there, hurry up and help me drive this woman away." Lin Hai yelled at A'hua.

When Ah Hua heard it, her big head shook like a rattle.

"Father, you can play your SM as crazy as you want, but please don't cheat!"

Lin Hai is so angry, your sister, SM you are a bitch, this dead dog really knows so much!

"Hurry up, you helped me today, and I'll find you a bitch tomorrow." Lin Hai began to seduce again.

Sure enough, when a bitch was mentioned, little stars popped out of Ah Hua's eyes.

"Dad, are you serious?"

"Really, get her off me quickly, I'll find it for you tomorrow morning!" Seeing that Ah Hua was tempted, Lin Hai hurriedly shouted again.

A'hua's face flashed with excitement, and she stood up from the ground.

"That, Princess Lin'er..."

"If you dare to move, I will eunuch you tonight, and then I will find 100 bitches every day, sticking their buttocks and dangling in front of you. If you don't believe me, you can try it." Chu Lin'er turned her head and showed a sweet look at A Hua. smile.

Seeing Chu Lin'er's charming smile, Ah Hua felt a chill in her bones for some reason, and couldn't help shivering.

"Well, Dad, my Ah Hua is an upright dog, don't use beauty to seduce me, it won't work." Ah Hua put on a dignified look.

Justice you uncle! Lin Hai was speechless towards this dead dog.

"Well, Princess Lin'er, look at the two of us like this, how indecent it is, it's not good for your reputation if people see it, stop making trouble, get off me quickly, be good." That couldn't be pointed out, so Lin Hai had no choice but to find a way from Chu Lin'er.

"It's okay, I don't care, what are you afraid of? Besides, no one can see me except you?" Chu Lin'er said with a smile, ignoring Lin Hai's trouble at all.

"Who says no one can see it, isn't there a dead dog? I've been watching it for an hour." Lin Hai raised his chin towards Ah Hua.

"It? It's okay, I'll just goug out its eyes later." Chu Lin'er smiled sweeter.

Ah Hua was lazily lying there, but when she heard this, she sprang up.

"What, princess, I didn't see anything, hey, why is there a sound of a mouse? I'm going to get the mouse." After A-Hua finished speaking, she kicked her legs and ran away.

"Oh my god, you are a shameless guy!" Lin Hai cursed at A Hua's ass.

"Now, there are only two of us left." Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai with a smile on his face.

"Damn it, what are you going to do? Let me tell you, even if you get my man, you don't want to get my heart." Lin Hai said in horror.

"Bah! Smelly rascal, don't be so stinky." Chu Lin'er cursed.

"Hurry up and hand over your phone, let me see who you are chatting with."

"Hey, this is not good, my brother's mobile phone is full of girls, and the content of the chat is all inappropriate for children, you will not be able to sleep after watching it." Lin Hai said exaggeratedly.

"Stop talking nonsense, I can clearly see that you seem to be chatting with an Antarctic fairy, asking if you are the Antarctic fairy from Heaven!" Chu Lin'er raised her eyebrows, and her alluring face almost stuck to Lin Hai's nose superior.

"Huh? Princess Lin'er, I found that your skin is not very good, you have blackheads." Lin Hai said suddenly.

"Ah, go to hell!" Chu Lin'er was furious, if she couldn't beat Lin Hai, she would definitely beat him like a pig.

"Stop interrupting, tell me quickly, are you chatting with the Antarctic Fairy in Heaven!"

Made, I was too careless, Lin Hai finally knew why Chu Lin'er insisted on looking at his phone.

Being able to communicate with the gods in the sky is my biggest secret, and I must not let the second person know.

What's more, Chu Lin'er is still the princess of the underworld, who knows if there will be any consequences after she finds out about this matter.

Can't accept it, absolutely can't admit it!

"Princess Lin'er, your imagination is too rich." Lin Hai made a strange expression.

"Why, isn't it?" Chu Lin'er tilted her head and stared at Lin Hai suspiciously.

"Hey, this Antarctic fairy is Bald Qiang's screen name. Bald Qiang, you know, is an idiot who can quarrel with Ah Hua and a dog. Such a second person, with such a second name, shouldn't It's hard to understand, right?" Lin Hai forced his bald head to sell.

"Really?" Chu Lin'er didn't believe it.

"Look, why don't you believe it? How about I call him over tomorrow and let you inspect the goods yourself?"

"Okay, then let him come over tomorrow." Chu Lin'er said seriously.

puff!

Your sister, it's not enough, I just said that, why did you really call me over?

Lin Hai suddenly felt that this Chu Lin'er was pretty badass. It's just a screen name. Didn't he just change it?

Hey, no!

Lin Hai suddenly remembered that the online names of his friends in Heaven seemed to be his real names, and so did Chu Liner's.

Damn, these guys are all one-sided, right? What's their real name, what's their screen name?

"Well, Princess Lin'er, can I ask you a question?"

"What's the problem?" Chu Lin'er blinked her eyes wide.

"People in your underworld, are your online names and real names the same?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Chu Lin'er gave Lin Hai a weird look, as if looking at an idiot.

"Eh..." Lin Hai's face darkened.

Nima, what do you mean by nonsense? Is what I said right, or wrong?

"Really?" Lin Hai asked again.

"WeChat is bound to everyone's real identity. Of course, the real name and the screen name are the same, otherwise there is no way to log in? Are you stupid?" Chu Lin'er asked with a concerned face.

Silly sister, silly, brother is much smarter than you!

Only then did Lin Hai understand, no wonder Chu Lin'er really wanted to force the bald head to come over. So in your cognition, the screen name and real name are the same and cannot be changed.

Grass, the wechat in this underworld is really backward.

Made, brother changed his screen name to King Chu Jiang some other day, so Chu Lin'er can't call him father when he sees him?

Lin Hai thought of this, looked at Chu Lin'er's alluring face, and laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai's malicious look, and immediately became vigilant.

"It's nothing, it's nothing." Lin Hai shook his head quickly, "Princess Lin'er, Bald Qiang will come over to check his online name for you tomorrow, can you let me go now?"

"Let you go? Why did you let you go?" Chu Lin'er looked surprised.

puff!

Your sister, do you have any sense of logic?

"How on earth can you let me go?" Lin Hai said angrily.

"Play chess with me."

puff!

What a crime, did I play a jabbering game for her back then?

It doesn't matter if you download the game, why do you want to fight her online?

I really dug a hole and jumped by myself.

"Also, you have to play with me every day from now on, otherwise I'll put you on top of you every night, and you won't be able to do anything."

puff!

Nima, is this the legendary ghost press?

Well now, this little ghost girl who is addicted to games has changed from a stand-alone superhero to an online game bully.

How can this be good, I can't go home every day and do nothing, just play chess with ghosts?

It's still children's favorite backgammon, it's too fucking lowered the lower limit of IQ.

What the heck is a fucking dog.

No, I have to find a way, this is not a problem.

Lin Hai frowned, thinking quickly in his mind.

"Hey, let me tell you, don't play any tricks? This princess is smart and smart, you can't fool me." Seeing Lin Hai's eyes rolling, Chu Lin'er hurriedly warned.

"Haha, yes!" An idea popped up in Lin Hai's mind.