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Chapter 132 Catch the Hooligans

Lin Hai found a place where no one was around, and changed his clothes back.

"Hahaha, this idiot Zhao Kun really believes that he is Zhu Bajie."

"Huh?" Seeing Taotao, who was still staying where she was, Lin Hai also sighed for a while. It seems that Taotao is still sincere to Hou Xianpin.

Walking over, Lin Hai slammed and removed the soul chain.

"You, you're actually human?" Taotao opened her mouth wide open.

"Okay, don't worry about whether you are human or not, now you have to rescue Hou Xianpin." Lin Hai took a taxi and went directly to the hospital.

"Master..." Du Chun has been waiting in the hospital.

"Go to your office." Lin Hai went to Du Chun's office and sat down, while Tao Tao went directly to Hou Xianpin's ward.

Lin Hai opened WeChat, found Tieguai Li, and directly sent Zhao Kun's birth date.

Little Confused Fairy: How to break his peach blossom standard?

Tieguai Li: I found it so quickly (behind it is a row of shocked expressions)

Your uncle! Lin Hai couldn't complain about Tieguai Li's shocked expression.

Little Confused Fairy: Say it quickly.

Tieguai Li: Let me deduce it.

After a while.

Tieguai Li: (A row of shocked expressions)

Lin Hai is going crazy, you are so shocked all day long.

Little Confused Fairy: Speak quickly!

Tieguai Li: Shangxian, this kid's peach blossom standard is too bad, and if I'm right, the peach blossom robber is dead, it's because this kid's peach blossom standard is too weird, Taohua chooses the robber queen, because he was He touched it, and withered away in shame.

puff!

Nima, even Peach Blossom died of shame, Lin Hai was very curious about Zhao Kun's Peach Blossom standard, how strange it is.

Little Confused Immortal: Don't talk about this, just talk about how to break it?

Tieguai Li: It's not difficult, you just need to use a pot of cactus and put it where his peach blossoms should be.

Lin Hai took a look and heaved a sigh of relief, it turned out to be that simple.

Tieguai Li: I will send you his peach blossom standard. You provided the birthday horoscope. You must put it yourself, remember!

After Tieguai Li finished speaking, he sent Lin Hai a coordinate.

After Lin Hai left the hospital, he went to buy a potted cactus first, and then searched for it according to Tieguai Lifa's coordinates.

The closer he got to this position, the more Lin Hai felt an unpleasant smell coming.

"Damn, why is it so stinky, like a toilet." Lin Hai just muttered and raised his head.

"Damn it, public restroom!"

Your sister, Lin Hai is so depressed.

No wonder Tieguai Li said that this Zhao Kun's peach blossom standard has declined so badly, can Nima not decline? This is all for the whole toilet.

Lin Hai held his nose and walked in. When he was about to approach the coordinates, Lin Hai was dumbfounded.

"My dear uncle, is he still a women's toilet!"

Lin Hai was dumbfounded.

It's so fucking cheating, how can I get in if I'm a man?

Lin Hai froze at the toilet door.

The people who came in and out of the women's restroom looked at Lin Hai standing at the door with weird eyes, holding a cactus in his hand, Lin Hai suddenly felt uncomfortable.

"Waiting for someone, waiting for someone." Lin Hai smiled awkwardly.

Fuck it, it's not a problem.

Lin Hai thought for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he had it.

Next to the toilet is the Small Commodity City. Lin Hai went in and found a store selling hairdressing supplies.

"Get me a wig."

After buying the wig, Lin Hai found a place where no one was there, and with a thought, the person disappeared.

"Xian'er welcomes the master."

"Okay, Xian'er, time is running out, so I won't gossip..." Lin Hai came in and began to take off his clothes.

Xian'er was taken aback for a moment, then blushed suddenly.

Turning around silently, there was the sound of undressing.

"Go and get me something... Pfft!" Lin Hai raised his head, and saw Xian'er standing in front of him like a little white sheep.

"Master, this is the first time for Xian'er, you have to take pity on her..."

Lin Hai gulped, this little elf.

When Xian'er saw it, she hurriedly lowered her head, blushing even more embarrassingly.

"Hey, I'm going!" Lin Hai covered his forehead and was speechless for a while. Didn't my brother mean that?

Beauty comes first, it would be a lie to say that Lin Hai didn't have any ideas, but the key is that there is still someone outside waiting for help.

Now that Xian'er has taken off, it's easy for her to get another set.

Lin Hai forcibly gave up the idea of ​​staying and having a good time with Xian'er, and picked up the clothes Xian'er had taken off, and put them on.

"Master, you..."

"Well, it's quite fragrant. I'll tell you later." Lin Hai put on his clothes and smelled it, then disappeared in a flash.

Xian'er froze there, seeing that Lin Hai didn't mean that at all, she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Lin Hai wore a miniature version of Xian'er's ancient women's clothing, with a wig on her head, and came to the door of the women's toilet with her buttocks twisted and swayed.

Lin Hai's little heart was about to jump out.

Damn, it's the first time you've done this since you've grown so big, so don't be seen by others.

Lin Hai took a deep breath, pretended to be calm and walked in.

This weird outfit immediately attracted the attention of the women waiting outside the cubicle to go to the bathroom.

"What are you looking at, I've never seen a beautiful woman before." Lin Hai scratched his head and posed, pretending to be a woman's voice and said.

It's okay if Lin Hai doesn't say anything, but when he said that, the women rushed over one after another.

"Sister, where did you buy this retro outfit? It's so beautiful."

"That's right, the fabric is also good, and the style is also novel. It's very unique to wear."

"Damn it, look at it, don't touch it, okay?" Lin Hai put the cactus on the window sill of the toilet while avoiding the entanglement of the women.

"Huh..." Lin Hai let out a long breath, and it was finally done.

"Oh, sister, your hairstyle is not bad, where did you get it?" A woman touched Lin Hai's wig.

"Fuck, you can't touch a man's head or a woman's waist." Lin Hai hurriedly moved aside.

Unexpectedly, the hood fell off from his head all of a sudden, revealing his true colors.

Warri, it's broken! Lin Hai secretly cried out!

"Hi, how are you?" Lin Hai smiled and waved his hands.

The women were all stunned.

Afterwards, a wild light of excitement flashed in each of their eyes.

"Catch the gangsters, catch the gangsters who disguised themselves as women and sneaked into the women's restroom to peep."

Many women rushed forward and rushed towards Lin Hai.

Lin Hai finally escaped, looked at the clothes on his body, and suddenly smiled wryly.

Your sister, women are not easy to mess with.

Lin Hai could only enter the Holy Realm once a day, so he had to take a taxi and go back to the villa to change clothes.

Fortunately, my parents didn't come back, otherwise I really don't know how to explain it when I look at my clothes.

"Huh? Have you reformed?" Lin Hai returned to the villa and found that Chu Lin'er was not playing backgammon.

Chu Lin'er's face was frosty, and she looked at Lin Hai coldly.

"You got into a big disaster, don't you know?"

"Big disaster? How big a disaster?" Lin Hai didn't care.

"Hmph, what a disaster, you know it yourself, someone from the underworld has already come to arrest you."

"Come on now, with Princess Lin'er here, who is brother afraid of?" Lin Hai winked at Chu Lin'er.

"Hmph, do you think I'll take care of you? You're being sentimental!" Chu Lin'er shrugged her little nose towards Lin Hai.

"No, Princess Lin'er, it's a shame to live together, save your life at a critical moment." Lin Hai exaggeratedly shouted.

"Help? Is saving your life more important than playing backgammon?" Chu Lin'er finished speaking, turned around and floated away.

Day, this comparison is too much! Lin Hai gave Chu Lin'er a middle finger.

Lin Hai didn't take Chu Lin'er's words seriously. Didn't he just hand over Taotao to the underworld on time? Anyway, Taotao didn't run away, how serious could the consequences be?

At this moment, suddenly a gust of wind blew by, and a tall man, Heiwuchang, suddenly appeared in front of Lin Hai.

"It's you!" Lin Hai was shocked.