My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

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Chapter 1 Are these funny guys gods?

Jiangnan University, in front of the female dormitory building.

"Let's break up." Wang Ting's tone was cold without any emotion.

Lin Hai on the opposite side looked confused, and it took him a long time to squeeze out a smile.

"Tingting, don't make trouble."

"Who made trouble with you? Let me tell you the truth. When I'm with you, I just want to find a long-term meal ticket, but what about you? Hmph, I didn't even qualify as a meal ticket. I was really blind at the time." !"

"Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I..."

"Enough!" Lin Hai's words were interrupted by Wang Ting's sharp voice.

"I will not waste my youth on a poor country boy."

"Don't bother me again!"

Seeing Wang Ting turning and leaving, Lin Hai's heart was broken.

Back in the dormitory, a few roommates are sacrificing themselves lol.

Lin Hai was lying on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Ding dong!"

The voice of WeChat.

Lin Hai picked up the phone and glanced at it.

WeChat has detected a new version, do you want to update?

renew!

Lin Hai weakly clicked to confirm.

"Um?"

Just after the update, the news informed that a person named Taishang Laojun invited Lin Hai to join the Tianting trading group.

At the same time, Taibai Jinxing, Erlang God, Lei Gong, Dian Mu, East Sea Dragon King, Tieguai Li, Giant Spirit God, Nine Heavens Xuannv, Chang'e, Tota Heavenly King were also invited...

There are all kinds of characters in fairy tales.

Lin Hai couldn't help but smiled. How can there be such a group of funny comparisons? You must have watched too many mythological dramas.

Just about to quit, someone in the group spoke.

Erlangshen: Who is the leader of the group, send a red envelope first, if you don't send it, I will let the dog bite you. (followed by a smirk)

Roaring Sky Dog: Bark!

Yeyoushen: Don’t make up for it now, just wait for the red envelope (a drooling emoji at the back)

Taishang Laojun: I am the group owner, but this is a trading group, not a red envelope group, if you want red envelopes, please @财神.

God of Wealth: It's none of my business, whoever posts it in the group. (followed by a white-eyed expression)

Red Boy: @财神, don’t ink, hurry up, or you will burn your beard with fire.

Taibai Jinxing: Yes, hurry up @蔡神

Sun Wukong: Old man, hurry up, hurry up, you can't beat me! @ Fortuna

Taishang Laojun: If you agree with the God of Wealth giving red envelopes, please dial 1

Erlang: 1

Motherboard: 1

Thunder God: 1

Chang'e: 1

Magic Liqing: 1

...

The group was screened instantly.

Lin Hai was speechless, what a bunch of boring guys.

God of Wealth: Stop brushing, can I post it, a bunch of sluts (followed by an annoyed emoji)

"Ding dong!"

Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the phone screen.

Lin Hai poked it subconsciously.

"You received the red envelope from the God of Wealth."

1 merit point?

Merit point? what? Lin Hai was a little confused.

I clicked on the wallet, and saw that there was indeed a "merit" in it, and the balance below it was 1.

It must be a game prop, probably a new function after the WeChat update.

Lin Hai could only understand it this way.

At this time, the group was fried again.

Yuelao: Damn, 0.1 merit point, can you be more stingy @蔡神

Jiutianxuannv: My luck is the best, only 1.1, cheapskate @财神

Giant Spirit God: @财神, cheapskate +1

Erlang God: @财神, cheapskate +2

Uncle Feng: @财神, cheapskate +3

...

Birthday star: @财神, cheapskate +10086

God of Wealth: You are the cheapskate, your whole family is cheapskate, poof...

Group message: The God of Wealth is depressed, he vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years!

Erlangshen: Haha, not only are you stingy in your actions, but you are also stingy in your stomach @蔡神

Dragon King of the East China Sea: That’s right, this blood has spit up a lot, it has dyed my East China Sea red, send me a private package quickly, or I will sue you for polluting the environment (followed by a gloating expression).

Raytheon: @财神, you're an idiot, will it still happen if you send out more red envelopes (followed by a contemptuous expression)

Nezha: @财神, idiot +1

Jade-faced fox: @财神, idiot +2

...

The guys in the group suddenly gloated again and formed a formation.

"Haha, very interesting."

Under the influence of this funny comparison group, Lin Hai's lost mood relaxed a lot.

Taishang Laojun: Alright, let’s get down to business. This group is built to facilitate the trading of various items, exercises, and genius treasures. If you have any new gadgets, you can sell them. Let me take the lead first.

Taishang Laojun hurriedly interrupted the group of teasers, otherwise, the God of Wealth might have to vomit blood again.

Taishang Laojun: 1 piece of Jiuqiao Golden Pill, efficacy: after taking it, it will increase Taoism by 10 years, and it costs a price.

Erlang God: 50 merit points!

Monkey King: 100 merit points!

Taibai Jinxing: 150!

Sun Wukong: @太白金星, old man, are you competing with my old grandson? I'll find you at your house in a while!

Taibai Jinxing: Ah, Dasheng, don’t dare, I still have something to do, so I’ll go down first.

"Haha, this Monkey King has a similar personality." Lin Hai watched the fun with his mobile phone.

Taishang Laojun: @孙悦婚, you monkey head, don't make trouble!

Erlang God: 200!

Sun Wukong: 300!

Erlang God: 400!

Sun Wukong: 500!

Erlang God: 600!

...

The two of them competed with each other, and the rest of the group tacitly did not jump out.

God of Wealth: 1000!

Suddenly, a dark horse came out.

Erlang Shen: Damn, your uncle! @ Fortuna

Sun Wukong: You old man, do you feel itchy and want to vomit some blood @财神

Chang'e: @财神, wow, local tyrant! I want to give birth to monkeys for you (followed by three shy expressions)

Sun Wukong: @嫦娥, you have to find my grandson to give birth to a monkey, see you under the flat peach tree in a while (followed by three hooking emojis)

Dianmu: Local tyrant, I am a cute girl, I can warm the bed, please support @财神 (followed by three drooling emojis)

Lei Gong: @dianmu, Ah Dian, I am sad (followed by a crying emoji)

"Ma De, it's a big loss." The God of Wealth ignored these ridiculous comparisons, directly traded with the Taishang Laojun, and left.

He had to hurry up and make up for the loss of Taoism he just vomited blood.

Next, the group of teasers began to sell things one after another.

The dog food of Xiaotiangou, the private diary of the queen mother, the history of Tang Sanzang's affair, the story that seven men and one woman had to tell (the Eight Immortals), all kinds of unreliable things made the group a mess.

Zhu Bajie, in particular, even auctioned off Xiao Nei Nei, who was replaced by Chang'e yesterday, and is said to be on the way to escape.

Laughing and cursing, it was lively all night before the group quieted down.

Lin Hai's mood has improved a lot. It seems very happy to have such a group.

"Ding dong!"

Yutu requests to add you as a friend.

pass!

Lin Hai still has a good impression of this person in the funny group.

"Great Immortal, "Moon Palace Immortal Music", if you want it, you only need 10 merit points." As soon as it passed, Yutu sent a message.

"I only have 1 merit point, and I just grabbed it."

"make a deal!"

I'm stupid!

Yutu agreed so happily that Lin Hai felt cheated immediately.

Received "Moon Palace Immortal Voice" manuscript × 1, please check it in the wallet - Qiankun bag.

Open the universe bag, and there are rows of small square grids on the interface.

In the grid in the upper left corner, there is a book with a light blue cover.

"Moon Fairy Music" manuscript: the exclusive singing method of the moon fairy Chang'e copied by Jade Rabbit when he was bored.

Do you want to extract?

extract!

"Big news, big news!"

The door of the dormitory was pushed open with a bang, and Fatty Wang Peng rushed in.

"Our school's school belle, Liu Xinyue from the music department, is singing at the candy bar!"

"I'm stupid, it's real or fake!"

"Impossible, Liu Xinyue is so pure, why would she go to a place like a bar?"

"Xinyue is the goddess of my dreams, has she fallen?"

The school belle is always the one that the boys pay the most attention to. As soon as Liu Xinyue was mentioned, a few guys in the dormitory immediately put down the lol great cause and began to talk about it.

If usual, Lin Hai must have joined.

But now, Lin Hai couldn't say a word.

He is in a huge shock!

Looking at the "Moon Palace Immortal Voice" that appeared out of thin air in his hand, Lin Hai's heart was overwhelmed.

Trembling, he opened the Tianting chat group, and Lin Hai looked at the funny names in the group from beginning to end.

Then, a thought that was so absurd that even I couldn't believe it popped up.

"The funny comparisons in the group can't really be the gods of heaven?"