Monkey Sun Is My Younger Brother

5. Your company's weapon wants to make female stars

Garrick's home is relatively remote. He bought a piece of land and built his own house, which is located on the edge of a lake.

Jin Si is too big to get into the house.

Garrick set up a simple tent for Jin Si in the woods outside the house. In fact, he pulled a cloth roof between the trees.

Jin Si was sitting on the edge of the fire roasting meat, while Garrick was busy there.

Gene Energy Inc. --

"Garrick went home, but I found in his card swipe record that he bought a lot of food, very, very much, and it didn't look like a human need at all," Black said.

"A lot of people in his family?"

"No, he lives alone, he has no family, and if it's just him, he can't eat that much, unless he wants to use the food as a doomsday reserve."

"That means, in addition to him, there is a guy with an amazing appetite in his family?" Blair's eyes lit up, his eyes were full of greed.

"If there is no accident, it is likely to be the giant ape. Maybe they have long been related, and the giant ape is here to save him."

"It looks like we need to make a new plan, a more thorough and detailed plan, after all, that guy is too smart."

...

Garrick finds Jin Si too smart.

Smart is scary.

His ability to learn is no less than that of a human being.

No, maybe more than a human.

For example, he already knows how to watch TV.

In order to watch TV, he actually took down the window and went to the living room to watch TV by himself.

And many jokes in the TV series, even slang words, it can understand.

However, Garrick also discovered that the giant ape was a dead house.

Its favorite food is not fruit, but the four artifacts of the fat house!

Fried chicken, chips, coke, burgers.

Garrick came back from the supermarket and brought in another batch of ingredients today.

Garrick pushed open the door: "Jin, come and help me unload the goods."

But the moment he pushed open the door, he felt blind.

Jin Si quickly turned off the TV.

"What were you looking at just now?"

Huhu——

Jin Si clenched his fists and revealed his fierceness: "Do you want to be silenced?"

"Well, I didn't see anything."

Garrick swallowed. "If you really need it, I'll spend fifty dollars... no, maybe you need a hundred dollars."

Jin Si really fell into thinking, then looked at his lower body, and Garrick also looked at Jin Si's lower body.

"Forget it, I think it's going to be a murder."

Jin Si is also a little frustrated, the size mismatch is indeed a big trouble.

"Uh... If you really need it, I can find someone with a bigger physique. I think they might be able to satisfy you."

roar-

Convex (—_—) Convex!

After unloading the goods, Garrick was about to clean up Jinsi's nest when he found two oversized wild boars lying in Jinsi's nest.

"Jin, where did this come from?"

eat, bake—

"Well, I'm not going to grill such a big thing, you can do it yourself."

Jin Si was able to hunt by himself, which also relieved Garrick's pressure.

After all, Jin Si is really too edible.

A meal or two is fine, but if he eats thousands of dollars every day, who can afford it.

In the next two days, Garrick discovered that Jin Si was learning English.

In fact, Jin Si had studied in college originally, and now it can only be regarded as a review.

Mainly, writing is Jin Si's weakness.

In two or three days, Garrick found that Jin Si would use his mobile phone to surf the Internet.

And the saddest thing is that he found that his IQ may or may not be as good as the giant ape in front of him.

Of course, this also makes their communication easier.

Jin Si can already use his mobile phone to convey his words.

"You really don't need me to find you a 300-pound fat girl?"

"Shut up for me. My aesthetics are the same as human beings. If you want to find me, find a female star for me."

"No, I can't pay that much."

"If I go to Hollywood to be a star, can I get them? Maybe some of them like aliens."

"Even if you really become a big star, what if you get them, let them use their hands? Besides... Before I came in just now, were you watching something strange again?"

"It wasn't my fault, I turned on the TV and this was what was playing."

"Damn, are you watching premium channels again?"

Suddenly, the alarm bell rang in the room.

"what is this?"

"Damn, someone broke in here."

Garrick's face changed, and he set up some traps and alarm devices on the outskirts of his house.

Those alarms were triggered.

"You are exposed, leave here immediately and enter the forest. No one can catch you in the forest." Garrick called immediately: "Immediately, immediately."

Garrick immediately pulled out his weapon.

But Jin Si didn't leave, and also grabbed a vehicle-mounted machine gun.

The recoil of this vehicle-mounted machine gun is a heavy hammer for humans.

But for Jin Si, it's like ***.

"Aren't you leaving yet?"

"If I go, you will be arrested by them, and you will be turned into an RBQ by them in order to interrogate me."

"It doesn't help that you stay, we can't fight the entire Gene Energy Company."

"Then run away together."

"Where to go? Are you going to let me be a savage?"

"Do you have a handle on Gene Energy? Like the shameful things they made you do? For example, the board of directors collectively rescues the women who have lost their way, or their wives put green hats on them, and like …”

"Stop... I'm just a non-staff mercenary, how could I possibly have access to any secrets."

"Am I not a secret of their company?"

"Okay, except for you... But I think if they know that the weapons they made are only for female stars, they will probably dissect you directly."

"It seems that there is only one way."

"any solution?"

"Call the police."

(; д 乛)

After being silent for a while, Garrick looked at Jin Si silently: "Why is it so awkward to say the word police from your mouth?"

Suddenly, a creepy feeling came.

"Not good!" Jin Si hugged Garrick and blocked him with his huge body.

boom--

"My house!!" Garrick roared.

Jin Si looked at a tank on the periphery, and then at the looming armed men in the surrounding woods.

"Want me to avenge your house?"

"f***"

"You actually f***ed me, do you want to be my rbq?"

One man and one ape looked at each other silently, and then tacitly ended the topic that made them both disgusted.

"I suddenly had an idea."

"Can you get out?"

"No, it's a money-making idea."

"Wake up, you're a monkey, are you planning to go back to the circus to sell yourself?" Garrick always thought that Jin Si might have come out of the circus, and it was only after he came into contact with the chemicals from Gene Energy that he mutated.

"No, trust my IQ, don't you realize that I'm actually much smarter than you? You can only make money with your muscles, but I can make money with my brains."

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