Modify Super God

"Sorry!"

"Hey!"

"Really sorry!"

"Hey!"

Xiao Funi is angry, it's hard to coax her.

After coaxing for a long time, Sui Yu finally managed to coax Xiao Funi to call out wheezing. But the mood looked decidedly very bad.

I have to admit that conditioned reflexes are really harmful. If you don't pay attention, you can easily trick people or foxes.

Seeing that Xiao Funi was wronged, it seems that Sui Yu's subconscious leg just now really caused a great psychological shadow on Xiao Funi.

Although that leg has no strength, it is really insulting!

Fortunately, after jumping on the bicycle that Sui Yu was riding, and sitting on the back shelf, feeling the breeze blowing over her body, Xiao Funi's mood finally gradually improved.

He even squatted on the frame and patted Sui Yu's back with his front paws from time to time, as if asking Sui Yu to speed up.

It seems that Xiao Funiman, who is riding a bicycle for the first time, likes the feeling of the speed of the bicycle.

And since Little Funi asked to speed up, let's speed up!

However, sharing bicycles is really heavy!

Even though Sui Yu's physical fitness was good, but just accelerating a little, he felt a little tired and his breathing became heavy.

No way, the shared bicycle is originally a solid tire, it is very heavy to ride, and the weight of the body is also very high, so it is naturally very tiring to ride.

Speaking of which, this is also the choice of the market.

For a period of time, the development of civilization has greatly improved the quality of the people.

But at the beginning, a company that shared bicycles and took the light route still lost a lot of bicycles, causing great losses!

At that time, many people installed private locks on those lightweight shared bicycles, and abruptly turned shared bicycles into private bicycles.

It is said that the company's highest record is that 80% of the shared bicycles on the market are lost!

So in the end, under the influence of the dark side of human nature, the shared bicycle company finally came to an end.

Because of this, all the shared bicycles since then have adopted this silly and dark scheme.

It is particularly strong, the old man can push it down if it is not pleasing to the eye, but there is no way to break it.

As for lifting and throwing it, it is even more laborious. For a bicycle of 40 to 50 kilograms, if you want to resist walking or throw it, it is really not ordinary physical work for ordinary people!

Because of this, it is fine to ride a kilometer or two, but if it is farther away, it will not be able to ride with an ordinary human body.

As for installing a private lock...

please.

That kind of stupid anti-humanity design only belongs to shared bicycles, as long as a private lock is installed, it can be punished as theft!

Especially now that the alliance has been established and social security has declined, it is already a miracle that shared bicycles can exist. It is really hard to expect how comfortable this thing will be to ride.

So, after riding for a while, Sui Yu regretted it.

So tired, why don't you take Xiao Funi for a walk!

Even in Sui Yu's opinion, there are a lot of people in Liuwan's park, so maybe you can meet people with interesting things and interesting things, and then as long as you find faults a little, you can become a nominee close to the top!

And now...

Although there are cars coming and going on the road, I really can't find a target that can become a name.

and……

This broken car is really tiring!

or……

"Can I find a car to touch porcelain?"

Although the alliance has finally classified Pengci as extortion and fraud at the legal level over the years, which has increased the cost of Pengci.

Especially as supplies become more and more abundant, even the elderly can enjoy cordial legal services and dare to touch porcelain. Even the 90-year-old will be arrested if they say they are caught, and if they die, they will die.

In any case, the country will definitely send the old man who has turned bad away with warmth.

In addition, the alliance has added a lot of exemption clauses, which effectively protects the interests of legitimate people and further increases the crime cost of lawbreakers, so it is becoming more and more rare to touch porcelain now.

If those unscrupulous people choose to touch porcelain, they have to think carefully before choosing a car that touches porcelain.

Once hit and killed, there is nothing wrong with driving, and the person who damages the car will not be compensated. Even if the person who touches porcelain is not hit and killed on the spot, he may go to prison.

In general, it is very risky to touch porcelain! big!

But Sui Yu also had to admit that there was still a certain degree of ambiguity here.

In order to prevent some powerful people from falsely accusing the victim of extortion after a traffic accident, the law of the alliance is still biased towards the party with the most serious damage. As long as the facts are slightly vague, it will be counted as a normal traffic accident.

Of course, modern people have become accustomed to looking for security guards when there is a traffic accident, and now there are cameras everywhere. Basically, you can see if you touch the porcelain on purpose, so the difficulty of touching the porcelain can be imagined.

At the very least, Sui Yu, who lacks relevant experience and "professional skills", cannot perfectly interpret the porcelain toucher at this time.

But if he didn't touch porcelain, Sui Yu couldn't think of a crime method that fit his personality.

And if you don't do something to clear the guards of the cadres who may hide behind the scenes to check their every move, you really can't figure out the organization!

what to do?

It's hard to do!

"Eh!"

With a long sigh, Sui Yu found that it was not easy to do anything these days.

Even trying to show that you are a bad person and do something bad is so...difficult?

Eh?

Just when Sui Yu stepped on the pedal hard and thought about how to deal with porcelain, Sui Yu suddenly saw a battery car driving towards him.

front?

Sui Yu was stunned for a while, it seemed that he was driving on the right side very following the traffic rules, right?

Why is there a car coming from the front?

Retrograde!

Only at this time did Sui Yu realize that he had encountered a retrograde dog!

Moreover, after a closer look, Sui Yu found that the battery car that came was not only a retrograde dog, but also sprinkled dog food while walking!

At this time, there was a man and a woman sitting on the opposite battery car. The man was a young man, and he was also driving the battery car.

The woman in the back seat hugged the man's waist affectionately, looking very loving!

This is really dog ​​food sprinkled all the way!

However, not only does the battery carry people, but it also travels in the wrong direction. The guy who drives the car really treats the traffic rules as nothing!

And what's even more irritating is that the guy not only went backwards, but also clings to the side of the road.

As a bicycle, Sui Yu was not fast enough, so he specially rode on the side of the road to facilitate overtaking by the battery car behind.

So, now it has become Sui Yu meeting each other by narrow paths.

Moreover, looking at the calm expression of the young retrograde dog, it seemed that he did not intend to give in at all.

Yes, the guy was riding a battery car and he was riding a bicycle.

If you collide, you will definitely suffer!

That's why that guy has no fear, thinking that he will definitely avoid it!

Coupled with the fact that his girlfriend is sitting in the back seat, the retrograde dog can't be more cowardly!

It's not a big deal if you bump into it anyway, isn't it?

In an instant, Sui Yu analyzed the opposite mentality.

At the same time, Sui Yu muttered in his heart, "It's decided to be you! Retrograde dog!"

"Little Funi, be careful!"

After reminding Xiao Funi in the back seat, Sui Yu stepped on the bicycle pedal hard.

The instantly accelerating bicycle made the opposite retrograde dog panic!

Logically speaking, Sui Yu should have chosen to dodge.

Logically speaking, Sui Yu should not dare to hit him hard!

Unfortunately……

The world doesn't make sense.

No matter how reasonable that guy thinks, in the end...

boom!

"what!"

Two cars collided!

Sui Yu deliberately accelerated suddenly, and the other party thought that Sui Yu would dodge, so the retrograde dog who had no intention to dodge had no time to dodge and directly hit a strong one.

Then, Sui Yu fell to the ground with the bicycle, followed by a shrill scream: "My leg! My leg hurts!"

I have to admit that Sui Yu's appearance of howling with his legs crossed is very exaggerated.

"Hey—!"

However, Xiao Fu Ni's acting skills are not much better.

A fox even hugged its legs and yelled like a human, instead of licking the wound, which was very inconsistent no matter how you looked at it.

But Sui Yu also had to admit that at this time, Xiao Funi's appearance of pretending to be injured is really cute and cute!

What's especially interesting is that in order to avoid a passing car, Xiao Funi got up and gave way to the side of the road, then lay down and hugged her other leg and continued to scream. This is so fake!

"Ah! It hurts me!"

Just as Sui Yu and Xiao Funi were screaming, another scream suddenly sounded.

It turned out that the sudden collision just now knocked the retro dog's girlfriend into the back seat of the battery car!

Well~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Sui Yu admits that he did it on purpose!

Relying on his rich fighting skills, Sui Yu used his technique of fighting cattle to concentrate the force of the collision on the back seat of the battery car at the moment of the collision.

Although this amount of strength can't shake the retrograde dog off the battery car, it is very easy to shake the guy's girlfriend!

So the girlfriend of the retrograde dog fell to the ground with a somersault and broke her pants!

And unlike Sui Yu and Xiao Funi who were flopping, the retrograde dog's girlfriend really didn't know how to fall. It was painful for a few seconds before she breathed out and screamed.

Of course, Sui Yu was not to be outdone.

Just when the retrograde dog was about to run to see his girlfriend's injury, Sui Yu suddenly raised his voice: "Hey! It hurts to death!"

"Today, don't even think about it!"

"Do not!"

"At least fifty thousand!"