Mixed In Africa To Be the European Emperor

cry!

Apologize to all Citigroup people!

Who knows what Citi has been through these days.

Their mother-in-law, Nihong, searched for Wang Dajian at sea, and their soldiers were constantly on duty to prevent Wang Dajian from making a surprise attack.

Their generals, in order to guard against Wang Dajian, did not know how many people lost their heads.

Then……

Then Wang Dajian, you fucking tell the whole world that you are on vacation! ?

Let your mother fart!

But in Video East, Wang Dajian is really laid back.

Wearing blue beach shorts, revealing a wheat complexion and ambush, hugging Lafite, who is wearing dead reservoir water, floating on the sea with a Citi.

Have a glass of iced cocktail, lean on the swim ring, squint your eyes and hold your phone.

These days, Wang Dajian has never left Africa at all. Everyone is guessing whether he will attack Citigroup from the ocean or the Atlantic Ocean. Citigroup's fleet is constantly adjusting and deploying.

After tossing for a long time, Wang Dajian is still in Africa, which makes Citi people feel that their IQ has been insulted.

And in the past few days, there are still many military programs being analyzed.

The direction of Wang Dajian's attack, the places where Wang Dajian may appear, and the talk of attacking Hawaii caused panic in Hawaii.

There are also military programs that talk nonsense seriously, saying that Wang Dajian is going to fight Citigroup in Washington.

In short, a group of people analyzed it for a long time, and the only one who analyzed it correctly was General Zhang.

At that time, General Zhang said on the show: "Based on what I know about Wang Dajian, he may be on vacation."

At that time, everyone was raving, saying that General Zhang was going too far!

Citigroupers have sounded the alarm, saying that Wang Dajian might be coming.

You, General Zhang, said that Wang Dajian was on vacation? I'm afraid I'm not dreaming!

But now?

Someone dug up General Zhang's video.

Oh what!

I'm a geoduck clam, fuck your mother's Pipi shrimp!

Netizens put on oxygen masks after watching General Zhang's video -- a suffocating operation.

Wang Dajian is really on vacation.

And it's broadcast live worldwide!

Why did Wang Dajian spend several minutes hacking into the system to open a video call?

He wants to pretend!

If you don't pretend for a day, you will feel uncomfortable all over!

Calling, it seems too unreasonable!

Telecom unlimited data card, 4G video calls are scary!

Directly broadcasting live in front of the whole world, Citigroup and the elementary school students are pissed off.

So when the video of Wang Dajian's vacation appeared all over the world...

"Impossible! This may be a pre-recorded fake video. Wang Dajian must be on his way to Citigroup!"

"Be on guard, the whole army is on guard, be careful of Wang Dajian's sneak attack!"

In the past few days, Citi military bosses who haven't slept well, all with dark circles under their eyes, are very stubborn. I believe Wang Dajian is definitely coming to attack.

Brothers, hold on, Wang Dajian will call right away!

Presumably, they are holding this belief.

How much they wish someone would tell them that this is not true, that Wang Dajian is on the road or something like that.

After all, they prepared for several nights and didn't sleep well for several days and nights. They were just setting up defense lines.

It feels like...

Generals, this is probably the mood of the neon dog right now.

Look at that table of reports stacked as high as a person, it's all bullshit!

Say where Wang Dajian will appear, say where Wang Dajian will appear in such and such a place.

even!

Just a minute ago, there was a report from the frontline base that Wang Dajian might have appeared near Guam.

And now?

They looked at the screen, Wang Dajian Citi was happily on vacation.

The generals always feel that they have been let go, old pigeons, be steady!

The worst ones were those who were looking for Wang Dajian. When they learned that Wang Dajian hadn't come, a bunch of them cried.

They prepared for the battle for several days, and Wang Dajian went on vacation for several days.

At this time, during the video call to Dongfang, Wang Dajian took a sip of the cocktail, put Lafite aside and let her go swimming by herself.

Then Wang Dajian just lay on the swimming lap, watching the press conference on the other side of the video with his mobile phone.

"So, while I'm on vacation, do you have anything to do with me?"

What's up? ! matter! ? !

The reporters were overwhelmed and anxious, brother, you have been on vacation for a few days, didn't you watch the news?

"Mr. Wang, what have you been doing these days!!"

A reporter couldn't help asking questions.

"Someone said that you are preparing for the war and you are on your way to Citigroup. What do you think?"

"Am I full? I'm just a little overlord in Africa. I went to Citigroup to send someone's head thousands of miles away? If I go there, I have to be rubbed against the ground by Citigroup. Why should I go to give it away?"

After criticizing the reporter, the reporter's forehead broke out in cold sweat: "Then you..."

"Me? Play game consoles, play beach volleyball, tennis, etc. with the girls. Let's play games at the base at night, play some somatosensory games, vr games, vr girlfriend, Xia Nihong classroom... Bah, bah, look at my stinky mouth, what did I say."

vr girlfriend...

Xia Neon classroom?

The reporter, who was a little restrained just now, revealed his fellow Orientals

Gentleman's smile, knowing smile.

The little butter that men love.

As for beach volleyball...

Um……

Wang Dajian was there to watch the game.

At that time, Guanghui Niang, Fusang, Yamashiro, Canglong, Feilong, and Akagi and Kaga put on swimsuits and played volleyball on the beach.

Wang Dajian just watched football, eh! Football fans!

And what about Lafite?

Lafite: Because of my flat chest, I often look out of place with the bosses in the base.

Wang Dajian just watched Guanghui jump up to serve the ball. The two sisters Akagi and Kaga are very aggressive, and they often hit the volleyball hard on other girls' balls...

Um……

Seeing the girls having fun playing ball, Wang Dajian asked War Weariness: "Ms. War Weariness, why don't you come to play ball?"

"Ball? Go away!"

The flat-chested battleship, looking at the mother-in-law playing volleyball, was crying in the corner alone.

And at night?

Wang Dajian put on the VR equipment and played games in the base, from time to time, accidentally, accidentally bumped into Guanghui around him.

Guanghui smiled and stood aside: "Commander, be careful, there is a corner ahead. Commander, you bumped into Guanghui, but it's okay, Guanghui's body is soft, hit here."

It can be said that in the past few days, Citigroupers were terrified, and Wang Dajian was so excited. ,,...