Li Zheng didn't expect that Xiao Siyuan, a soldier with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a simple and honest appearance, would play tricks one after another.

With the little soldier's iron-blooded temperament that he will unconsciously reveal, the contrast is very strong, which makes people feel unreal.

"I said what were you looking at when you were on Earth?" Li Zhengzhi stared blankly at Xiao Siyuan, "Is it the same for you at the outpost?"

Xiao Siyuan shrugged and said, "Almost, I usually stay in each post for ten days and a half months, and I'm facing those old faces. , that's so boring."

Hearing this, Li Zheng nodded, thinking that what Xiao Siyuan said made some sense.

It seems that everyone has entered the matrix now, and most of the chats in the regional channel are mostly informal speeches. It seems that this can reduce the feeling of loneliness and emptiness in the matrix alone.

It can also relieve the psychological pressure of facing various dangers every day.

Not everyone will be able to find people they know before and explore together after entering the Matrix.

Although two or more people team up, the safety is relatively higher during the exploration process.

But the number of times everyone enters the room every day is fixed, even if it is a team, as long as you pass through the same door, everyone must consume an exploration opportunity.

This, invisibly, reduces the benefits exponentially.

Of course, it doesn't mean that there are absolutely no team players in the matrix, but relatively speaking, the number is much smaller.

"Post?" Fengshan put the white cat in his arms on the ground and looked at Xiao Siyuan curiously: "What post? Are you not a doctor?"

Xiao Siyuan once told everyone that he had a medical expertise, and when he heard this ability, he knew that he was engaged in medical care when he was on Earth.

"Well, to be precise, I'm a military doctor."

Once it comes to the topic of his own career, Xiao Siyuan acts more serious: "But now he has retired."

"Retired? Military doctor? Post?"

Fengshan murmured these key terms, and basically guessed Xiao Siyuan's occupation: "You're a border guard... What the hell?!"

"Snapped!"

Fengshan gave a non-standard military salute with a solemn expression: "Salute to the heroes!"

"How come everyone except Li Zheng knows my deeds?" Xiao Siyuan laughed and complained, and then returned the standard military salute, "What kind of hero am I?"

"The real hero has long been asleep, I'm just an ordinary soldier who survived the battlefield." Xiao Siyuan seemed to remember something, and his eyes were red.

"Hey!"

Li Zheng turned his head and saw that Xiao Ying was standing on his shoulders, imitating Xiao Siyuan's movements, and also made a salute, still looking decent.

"Hehe, the little short hands can't reach the forehead, what are you doing with this excitement?" Li Zheng stretched out his hand and flicked Xiao Ying's head, and the little guy looked at him aggrieved.

"Who said that the living are not heroes?" Fengshan said solemnly: "As a border guard, defending the country is already a heroic act. As a military doctor, Xiao Xiao, you have no idea how many soldiers you have taken care of and how many you have healed. hero.

If you are not a hero, who are?

Those scumbags who use their keyboards against their compatriots online? "

"Sometimes, I'd rather not be this so-called hero." Xiao Siyuan looked much more lonely, "I hope they can survive. I want to see that kid cry again in front of me."

The atmosphere is dull.

Li Zheng knew that Xiao Siyuan was thinking of his former comrades again.

After a while, Xiao Siyuan recovered from his memory and said with a smile with tears in his eyes, "Aren't we here to relax? Let's go!"

Saying that, he took the lead and walked towards the light curtain.

"Wait, let me choose the room type first."

Li Zheng selected the type of bath and sauna through the system interface, and followed Xiao Ying.

Fengshan also picked up the butt that had been scratching his trouser legs, and followed.

...

The light curtain was like a dream bubble. After dispersing, Li Zheng appeared in front of a small dressing room with three vertical cabinets.

Open the cabinet, there are three sets of bathrobes, slippers and some toiletries.

Xiao Siyuan was a soldier in the end, and he moved quickly. (Just a super loose big pants)

"Huh! This environment can be hey!"

When Feng Shan came in behind, he was amazed at first, then Ma Liu stripped himself naked, and looked at Li Zheng maliciously while putting on a bathrobe: "What's the matter? Is it possible that you have some brothers to wait for you to change your clothes?"

Xiao Siyuan also had a smirk on his shoulders with a towel on his shoulders, and slipped things like body wash in his hands, the meaning of which is self-evident.

"Ah!"

Li Zhengbai glanced at the two of them, took advantage of the situation and glanced at 'Xiaofeng', and mocked: "I'm giving you two a chance, let you two go to soak first, so as not to be stimulated later."

"cut."

Xiao Siyuan said disdainfully: "Unless you can wrap your waist around, it is impossible to stimulate... Sorry, sorry for disturbing you, farewell!"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Siyuan turned around decisively with the toiletries and fled.

However, Li Zheng had already stripped himself naked, and he raised his arms very calmly, his legs spread apart, and his face was bright.

"I also say goodbye!"

Fengshan hurriedly took the good things, and walked to the small door in the locker room with Xiao Siyuan.

Vaguely, Li Zheng heard them whispering.

"Fuck... I used to learn how to write wooden characters when I was in school, and I didn't understand the meaning of this word until now."

"It's too exaggerated, maybe this thing can be worn around the waist."

...

"Look, have you been hit?"

Li Zheng pouted, put on his bathrobe and slippers, took the toiletries, took Sakura and his butt, and walked into the inner room with Connor's steps.

The water vapor is dense inside, and there are two pools with tiles, one large and one small.

Originally, Xiao Siyuan and Fengshan were sitting in the big one, soaking in the water and chatting.

When they saw Li Zheng coming in, they both turned around together and turned their backs to him.

"What are you proud of, isn't it just a little bit bigger than us?"

"That's right, I'm not jealous at all..."

"..."

"I'm going crazy with jealousy when I step on a horse!" ×2

Li Zheng: "..."

He raised his hand and threw Sakura and her ass into the small pool, letting them play in the water by themselves, then he threw the bathrobe on his body, and he jumped up with a 'yahoo' sound, and smashed into the big pool like a cannonball. .

"Tom!"

The water splashed, and after it settled, the water in the whole pool was less visible to the naked eye.

"childish."

"That's it."

Xiao Siyuan took the lead and said a few words, while Fengshan echoed.

"Pfft~"

Li Zheng got out of the water, wiped a handful of water on his face, pouted the corner of his mouth proudly, and moved to the next corner to soak in silence.

"I really can't feel the water temperature."

Li Zheng could sense the flow of water, but he could not feel the temperature of the water.

Neither cold nor warm.

in a very contradictory state.

Beside him, Butt came over from the small pool at some point, paddled flexibly, swam to Fengshan and turned over, his belly turned up and started to backstroke, circling around Fengshan.

Li Zheng looked at him and felt amused.

He has seen many cats on earth who have been restrained by various measures and forced to bathe.

It can be said that the average domestic cat cannot be restrained without two or three people taking a bath.

The ass is good, not only does it not fry, but it is quite fun to swim.

Especially the thick long hair on its body, kicking its legs in the water, the hair swaying up and down along the water flow, very soft, like a snow-white little sea lion.

The relaxing time often passed quickly, Li Zheng soaked for a while and then started to rub the dirt on his body these days.

It's been the fifth day since the start of the game. During this period, Li Zheng was injured and rolled with a donkey. Occasionally, when he killed monsters, he would splatter blood all over his body.

At this time, as the fingers rubbed, the water in the pool gradually became cloudy.

"Huh? This pool also has an automatic circulation system?"

Li Zheng saw the dirty water flowing in one direction and into the other corner, where there was a black pipe entrance.

Sewage poured into it, but the water in the pond continued to decrease.

"It's a pity that the water here can't be taken away, otherwise the newly built toilet in the capsule residence will be able to operate."

Li Zheng felt a little regretful, but an inexplicable thought popped up in his heart.

"If the water is not allowed to be taken out, what will happen if the player drinks it in his stomach? Will it be left behind when he leaves here?"

Shaking his head slightly, Li Zheng expelled the idea from his mind.

This kind of thing, apart from Lu Li, no one can do it.

Next time you encounter a leisure room, you can consider bringing Lu Li with him and let him try it.

Speeding up, Li Zheng quickly washed clean and regained his freshness.

On the other side, Xiao Siyuan and the two were not slow. After washing, they stood up to say hello, "Go to the sauna together?"

"No, you go, I still have children to take care of."

Li Zheng shook his head and refused, called Xiao Ying over, put a little shower gel on the little guy, let it lather by itself, and then rinsed it off.

"Then we'll go by ourselves."

The two of them said so, and got into the sauna room next to them together.

"Well, it's not that I don't want to steam. It's better to stay in the pool than to sit in the sauna. At least I can feel the water in the pool."

Li Zheng looked beside him, his butt was still swimming back, he reached out and pulled it over and helped wash a piece.

"Meow~"

When Li Zheng gave it a shower gel and rubbed the bubbles, he acted very well-behaved. He sat on the edge of the pool without making any noise or screaming, and even made a "gurgling" sound when he was comfortable.

"Hey~"

Li Zheng raised his eyelids and said in surprise, "You are at ease, and you want me to take a bath for you."

"Meow~"

Butt is no stranger to him, and rubbed the back of his hand a little to please.

"Oh, for the sake of your cute looks, forget it this time."

Li Zheng scrubbed hard for a moment, grabbed some water and rinsed it off.

When the buttocks are dry, the hair is fluffy like a hair ball. Once it gets wet, the hair is close to the body, and the body shape instantly shrinks by two-thirds. It looks very thin.

...

Fifty minutes later, Li Zheng bought a new set of clothes and dressed them neatly, holding a hairdryer in his hand to help dry the hair of two pets.

"Let's go back and ask Li Chun's little girl to help make a suit..."

Li Zheng's hand holding the hair dryer suddenly stopped, remembering something wrong.

"Since this morning, Li Chun hasn't sent a message on the regional channel?"

Turning over the leaderboard and taking a look, Li Chun's name is still hanging in the ninth place and has not disappeared.

"The name is still there, should it be alright?"

Li Zheng opened Li Chun's private chat and tried to send a message.

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