Marvel’s Superman

"Who are you talking about—the dead fat man?"

Fat House Thor also understands in his heart that with a long-term intake of large amounts of carbohydrates, he is addicted to junk food and online games.

Compared with the previous self, he is indeed a little rounder now.

After all, after coming to Earth, the social order here is good.

Coupled with the emergence of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers, there are few villains or villains who don't have long eyes.

Therefore, Sol has nothing to do.

Most of the time was occupied by the gamepad, and even the beloved Storm Axe was left out.

Naturally, it gradually became fatter.

However, sometimes the truth is said, and it is often very hurtful.

Moreover, even if you call yourself a fat man, you have to add the word "death".

Who can resist this!

Sol felt a rush of anger and rushed to the top of his forehead.

The storm axe in the right hand, involuntarily gripped even tighter.

"Is fat still not allowed to be told by others?"

Cynthia added fuel to the fire and continued.

Although she vaguely felt that this one-eyed fat house dressed like a Viking pirate seemed familiar, where had she seen it before.

But in any case, the daughter of the Red Skull did not connect the person in front of her with Thor, the god of thunder in Asgard.

That is the huge gap between the male god and the fat house!

Completely incomparable!

"It seems that I have to temporarily put away my principle of not hitting women."

In the dark cloud, the electric light descended and slammed on Sol's body.

The divine power of thunder was condensed into battle armor, covering the chest, hands and feet.

"Looks like I really want to lose weight."

Thor twisted his round body, feeling very uncomfortable.

This majestic armor seems to be tighter, and it is uncomfortable.

In front of the public, he adjusted the egg path in his crotch so that the battle would not be affected.

"I hope you don't cry and call your mother for a while and let her take you home."

Cynthia kicked Bucky to the ground, and Captain America was already on the plate.

Eat whenever you want.

This dead fat man who broke into the battlefield is really annoying.

Kill it first!

She raised the Hammer of Skadi with one hand and pointed it at Thor.

The green light is like a wave of water.

Circles of airflow surged, and the dazzling electric current shook the earth.

The ground gully is vertical and horizontal, and a conspicuous "scar" is ploughed.

"I'm the god of thunder."

Thor murmured softly and swung the storm axe.

There was no fear on his face, and he split the energy shock transformed by the divine power of fear.

Then, the eyes shot out electric light, and the fiery white light lingered around the body.

At this time, the old and fat mansion has just had the appearance of Thor.

The terrifying power erupted, and that naive face showed a fierce aura.

This amazing change with a huge difference before and after made Cynthia put away the contempt in her heart and showed a solemn look on her face.

She did not expect that this seemingly unremarkable and somewhat decadent dead fat man was actually a master at hiding his strength.

Facing Thor, the god of thunder, who was pushed in front of him like lightning.

There is also a storm axe that ripped open the atmosphere and broke through the air.

Cynthia was caught off guard, and it was difficult to dodge.

He had to raise the warhammer with both hands to block the ferocious attack.

Boom!

The fearful power of the serpent Kuer collided with the thunder rune!

With the dazzling light, the torrent of energy that destroyed everything was released, lighting up the sky above the block.

Cynthia hit a car not far behind like a cannonball.

The steel door slumped down, with clear outlines.

"This dead fat man is quite fierce."

Cynthia spit out a bloody spit, like an indomitable and tenacious warrior, and stood up again.

Wait until the strong light dissipates and the smoke subsides.

She saw Thor, who was holding a storm axe, striding forward.

As if the Norse gods came to the world.

It's a pity that the round body affects the look and feel.

Make the other party's majestic face look funny.

"The Hammer of Skadi! The first incarnation of the serpent Kur!"

Thor stared straight at the warhammer, and he held the arm of the storm axe, producing a layer of extreme frost.

Click! Click!

Under the thunder with high temperature, the ice melted and evaporated into water vapor.

Skadi is the goddess of ice and snow in Norse mythology.

The warhammer named after her, it is not difficult to guess what kind of ability it has.

"Are you Thor of Asgard?"

Cynthia was a little surprised.

Although there may be a gap between the two people's bodies, the thunder power will not be fake.

The fat man in front of him is most likely Thor.

However, she clearly remembered that the other party was a blond man with eight-pack abs.

In just a few months, how did he become a round, sloppy, dead fat man?

It is said that time feeds pigs, but it is not fed like this, right?

In other words, this is the true appearance of Thor.

The photos posted on the official website of the Avengers have actually been retouched?

With a series of questions, Cynthia raised her warhammer and smashed it head on.

clang!

The sound of gold and iron clashing!

A harsh sound wave swept the air currents, nearby glass windows shattered, and parked cars honked sharply.

The axe and the hammer collided and got into a wrestling fight.

The ground on which Cynthia was standing collapsed, opening a thick crack.

Thor, from the movie universe, held the axe firmly with both hands and pressed it down fiercely.

He is from Asgard, and in the combat education he received since he was a child, he didn't show mercy or show mercy because his opponent was a woman.

On the battlefield, anyone standing in front of you is an enemy that needs to be defeated and killed.

Roar!

Just as Sol was about to chop off the red skull with the Storm Axe, a roar seemed to set off a level 12 typhoon.

Dust swept and the atmosphere shook.

The big green man fell from the sky, and hit Sol with a heavy punch like a naval gun.

The latter, with a man and an axe, drew a beautiful straight line and tumbled through several buildings.

"Hulk! How could he..."

Struggling to get up, Sol rubbed his dazed head, but he didn't realize what happened.

I think of the deep friendship that was formed with the Hulk in the arena on the Saka star.

He felt that Hulk had no reason to be so cruel to him.

"Boundary Breaker, Nur! Smash that fat man!"

Cynthia said bitterly.

Holding the Hammer of the World Breaker, the Hulk made several amazing jumps in a row, the ground shook like a wave, and a large piece of cement flipped outwards.

"Smash... Destroy!"

Hulk roared, the reinforced concrete in front of him was like paper.

The warhammer swept, and all shattered!

Like a tank, he rammed through several walls in a row.

"Got you!"

Hulk's eyes full of anger reflected Thor, the fat man's body.

He raised the hammer of the world breaker high, and the terrifying power was filled and gathered, as if to smash the world into pieces!

"and many more!"

Sol hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the Hulk from hurting his allies' violence.

A naive smile appeared on his face, like a big fool weighing more than three hundred pounds.

"We were friends, remember? Banner!"

"No, you are Hulk now!"

"I mean, I may not be your friend in this universe, but in another place, I and another you have fought side by side... We are good buddies!"

Hulk's movements couldn't help but stop, the anger in his eyes gradually receded, and he seemed to have a tendency to wake up.

"That's right, that's it, Hulk!"

Sol was delighted with his wit, he was no longer the rude man who had to rely on force to solve all problems.

He learned to communicate and to use language to disintegrate opponents.

"By the way, do you remember Loki? Or Natasha?"

Hearing this, Hulk slowly put down the raised warhammer.

Sol also let go of the storm axe and reached out to express his friendliness.

"That hammer is bewitching you, eroding you... ah!"

Sol Han smiled, thinking he had moved the Hulk.

Unexpectedly, the Hulk's eyes changed, and his anger rose again.

He felt again, that terrifying controlling force, occupying the body and spirit.

He suddenly picked up Sol with his left hand, like a noodle, and swung him up and down.

Bang bang! Bang bang bang!

"This feeling... so familiar."

Like being run over by an aircraft carrier, Sol felt pain all over his body, and his bones seemed to be broken.

However, the brutal beating was not over yet. After a frantic smash, he was thrown high again, breaking through several floors of ceilings.

Hulk held the warhammer in both hands, like playing baseball, and swung it suddenly!

boom!

in a dull sound.

Thor, like the baseball that was hit, flew out of the atmosphere completely out of control, turning into a black spot on the horizon.

"Hulk...don't know you!"

The Hulk put down his hammer and said gruffly.

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