Marvel Movie Destruction

Chapter 637 Jesus Christ (1/3)

Chapter 637 Jesus Christ (13)

Jesus Christ!

No matter what plane he is in, as long as there is this guy, he is a well-deserved boss!

No way, as the leader of the No. 1 Vitality Club, the fighting power of his younger brother is really too powerful.

Logically speaking, in this world of believing in gods, Jesus can definitely be called the number one god, no matter the new gods or the old gods, it is not enough for him to fight with one hand.

After all, although modern people are inseparable from their mobile phones 24 hours a day, it is nonsense to say how much they admire and worship mobile phones.

But Jesus is different. For those who go to church to sing, at least three or two out of ten are true devout believers, so the strength of this guy is definitely beyond everyone's imagination.

It is a pity that the Jesus here is not one, but a group!

"Hello, Lord Saint Son!"

Walking to a Jesus who was drinking at the bar, Li Qingyuan greeted with a smile.

"Hello, miraculous outsider, what should I call you?" Jesus, who was greeted, responded with a smile, and by the way said to Jesus who was bartending.

"Give this friend a drink!"

"Okay!" Jesus, who was instructed, did not object, but immediately began to show off his methods.

In a trance, Jesus, the bartender, seemed to have a thousand arms. Dozens of wines of various colors flew back and forth in his hands, creating a cool audience.

It's just that this scene of being able to appear on America's Got Talent has not attracted anyone's attention. After all, there are at least hundreds of Jesus in this room, and no one of you has the unique skills of pressing the bottom of the box.

The little trick of bartending is simply not on the table!

"You and him? Are they the same or independent?" Looking at the room full of Jesus, Li Qingyuan felt a lot of pressure and asked directly.

It is true that Jesus can only be regarded as a background board in the plot of American Gods, but if you meet such a big guy, if you don't understand the true thoughts of the other party, it will be hard to see that he will die.

With the destroyer armor and space gem in hand, even if he encounters Odin or Mr. World, he is confident to escape from the opponent's hands.

But in the face of this kind of Jesus incarnated with thousands of incarnations, he really has no idea!

Besides, based on what he has done, even the so-called benevolent Holy Son, it is estimated that he will be sent to hell!

"There is no difference, I am him, he is me, and by the way, we can be anyone in the world, as long as there is love in our hearts, then everyone is Jesus!" The drinking Jesus responded with a smile.

I, Tamah, hate you gods the most!

Although Li Qingyuan still had a smile on his face, he was already scolding his mother in his heart.

Will your Tamama speak human words to die? Are you saying this kind of incomprehensible thing to show that you have a strong personality?

"If you're here to drink, then I invite you. If you're here to ask me questions, then I can only say that the choice of everything comes from your heart!" Jesus, the bartender, finally stopped his dazzling skills. , handed someone a sparkling glass of wine.

Li Qingyuan felt speechless for a while looking at the glass of wine that radiated colorful light in his hand.

You are Jesus, okay, not a Chinese young master. As for making this kind of luminous cuisine?

Lifting his head and drank the glowing glass of wine, someone instantly felt that the fatigue of the past two days was swept away.

In addition to the unforgettable fragrance left between his lips and teeth, even his internal organs have been purified.

With just such a glass of wine, it is certain that if ordinary people drink it, not to mention immortality, it will at least prolong their life by two or three hundred years!

"Thank you for your wine!" Someone sincerely thanked Jesus, returning the empty wine glass in his hand to the bartender Jesus.

"You're welcome, this is what we should do!" The bartender Jesus took the cup back, and then the drinker Jesus, who was sitting beside him, spoke.

"Outlander, I don't know what you want to do, but in any case, please try not to disturb the world of mortals!"

"I know!"

Li Qingyuan promised with all his mouth that he had figured out the meaning of Jesus Christ.

When he watched "American Gods" before, he felt a little puzzled. It's not surprising that new things such as technology, media, and the Internet have become new gods. After all, there are not a few people who worship technology, mobile phones, and the Internet these days. .

But why in the old god camp, apart from Odin, are the other gods that many people are not familiar with at all?

It was only after co-authoring that he understood that, thinking of such familiar gods as Jesus, Buddha, and Allah, people simply don’t want to get involved in these crap!

With the percentage of belief they occupy among humans, the new gods cannot shake their status anyway, so many bigwigs simply sit on the Diaoyutai and do nothing.

The reason why humans know nothing about the battle of gods is because these bigwigs restrict the actions of others.

Otherwise, with Odin's temper, as long as he shows his true body and launches an attack on several famous big cities, it won't be tens of millions of beliefs in minutes!

The reason why Odin didn't dare to absorb his faith by attacking mortals was because he was warned by these big bosses.

Human beliefs gave birth to gods, and gods protect humans from being affected by gods. The ecological circle of this world is really strange.

But no matter how strange it is, it has nothing to do with someone, because he should go out to the theater now.

Although I only talked casually with these two Jesuses, I wasted a lot of time. The banquet at the Resurrection Manor was almost over, and all the guests had to retire.

Of course, the main reason is that this place is about to turn into a battlefield. It doesn't matter whether it's the ordinary people who came to the banquet or the group of Jesus, they don't want to get involved in such a mess.

After all, if there is a group of Jesus watching here, then no matter whether it is Odin or the world, it will definitely not be able to fight.

This year's appointment also depends on the occasion. Today's sunshine in the resurrection manor is just right, and the spring is bright, which is just right for the battlefield.

With the goodbyes of the unrelated people and others, the manor, which was still full of people, immediately quieted down, leaving only a few strange guys.

"You haven't left yet?" Sweeney moved out with difficulty while covering his crotch with his hand, looking at Li Qingyuan who was standing on the balcony, and asked in surprise.

"You haven't given up yet?" Someone glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that this dwarf might have actually practiced some Shaolin Tie Crotch Technique!

The egg yolk will be grabbed and lifted directly by someone every three to five days. As a result, there has been no egg-beating yet. Let alone this guy, his resilience in this regard really makes most people ashamed!

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