Magic Race Crossing

Chapter 294: Deadly death

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Li Mo saw a weirdo in a red tights from afar, and was leaping towards here. He raised his hands high and swayed from side to side. A picture of a girl with a "spicy eye" running in the sun.

"Little girl, your uncle is here to see you. Hey? There are actually men ... grass! MD assistant! What are you two TM doing? Hurry to my assistant, don't move, **** little white face raised my hand, Holding your head with both hands is not allowed to resist, otherwise I will blow your head in one shot! "

Seeing Li Mo using stacks of brand-new dollar barbecues, the ashes in the charcoal pots could vaguely see traces of dollar-colored ink patterns, at least millions of ashes! Deadpool had a feeling of being beeped by Huskies. Are these two lunatics human? !

Deadpool felt like he was going crazy. He couldn't help the anger in his heart. He burned a fire all over his body. He couldn't help please Tongen. He directly pulled out the pistol hanging from his waist and roared at Li Mo's head!

"Taking money is like murdering my parents. My favorite of Wade's life is HelloKitty, women, and banknotes! You dare to burn my beloved Franklin brothers in front of me to barbecue, and you are equivalent to burning my parents in front of me Ah. You! This is ... finding the way !!! "

Burning parents don't wear it together! He wished to blow Li Mo's head in one shot!

Then, under Li Mo's pity on the idiot, Deadpool reached out a hand, inserted it into the burning red charcoal fire, and rescued a stack of unburned dollar fragments.

The burnt smell flew from the burnt palm of Deadpool, but he didn't care about the pain, but instead looked at it as fly ash, and the embers scattered by the wind gave a helpless wailing sound.

Looking at the fragment of the old man's head with a small stack of charred and dark-haired Franklin in his palm, he threw his pistol desperately, knelt down on the ground helplessly, put these small pieces of paper in his arms, and took a frustrated forward stance, and wept. .

"Ooo, ooo ...... My father! My mother! You die a good Cana! You are bad people burned to death, I come too late, I do not filial ah!"

Li Mo has a pain in his face, and he is the first time he has seen this kind of superb quality. This guy has no cure. He has given up the idea of ​​electrotherapy. Later, he reached out and pulled out a stack of old people's heads from the carton behind him, and threw them into the charcoal pot to continue roasting.

"Oh ...! Mom's fragrance! Familiar formula, familiar taste!"

The Deadpool monster who smelled the smell of dollar ink called again, and was resurrected, jumping full of energy, directly reaching out to grab the stack of dollars from the charcoal fire, and then struggling to beat the flames, saved more than ninety Franklin, and hugged them In his arms, he muttered to himself: "Don't be afraid, baby, mom is here to save you, it's okay, it's okay! The fire has gone out."

"Hey! What are you doing? Theft or robbery? This is our money!" Tong En kicked on the deadpool's knee and asked.

"Hey, do n’t be excused, cute, I ’m just saving these innocent banknotes! I really do n’t understand what you rich people think? It ’s shameful to take the money to barbecue. Are you crazy? You know this world How many poor children die because of lack of food and clean water? How many innocent children die because of lack of treatment? How many children ca n’t study because of poverty? Since you have so much money Why do n’t you give me some charity when you use it to make a barbecue? I ’m even more miserable than the starved, sick, and unread children! Look at my face, I do n’t have the money to do cosmetic surgery! "

The dead waiter pulled back his pants, tucked the stack of banknotes with residual temperature into his crotch, and then swelled up a big dump, jumping up and down. At first it was quite serious, Li Mo even marveled that the other party actually spit out ivory in the dog's mouth! The result was revealed in the next moment.

Seeing the almost rotten face, Tong En suddenly angered: "Damn pizza face! Put your face mask back on, you are sick to me!"

"Oh! I'm sorry, I hurt you, I'm so happy, it's strange! ............ It's strange."

"Hey, do you want to eat skewered chicken? Franklin-flavored roast chicken." Li Mo picked up a string of roasted chicken wings and tried to shut up the other party.

"Oh! Great! I used to eat only five dollars of expired New Orleans roast chicken. I didn't expect to be able to eat millions of Franklin roast chicken in my life. I was so moved! Say hello to the two big brothers. , To the two big brothers, please the two big brothers, and wish them good luck in the Year of the Rooster. "The dead waiter took the Franklin roasted chicken, bursting into tears with excitement, and began to give Li Mo New Year's greetings.

"What are you talking about?" Tong En looked at each other with a confused look, even What ... The ... F @ ck? I'm too lazy to talk again. She can't understand what "New Year's Day" is? Loli question mark on his face? ? ? ?

"Uh uh, I don't know what I'm talking about. But this thing tastes really good. I like spicy seeds. It feels like the little brother is running for five hours and the friction and bleeding are about to burn!" The children's schoolbag full of kitten patterns was taken out and handed over to Tongen. He said: "This is the meeting gift I prepared for you, do you like it? HelloKitty's latest model, I have carefully selected it, so I have no friends, And no payment! "

"Well ...!" When seeing the cute cartoon cat bag, Tong En's eyes flickered, and then there was a disgust on his face, frowning, secretly glancing at Li Mo, and then pretending to mature: " Oh damn, I hate this kind of childish thing most, do n’t you think it ’s too naive, it ’s not my identity! "

"Really? Fortunately, I saw this early, Dangdang! Please look inside."

Deadpool held the chicken in his left hand, took a bite with his mouth open, took the cartoon bag in his right hand, and trembling with one hand, opened the bag directly, revealing the full pile of grenades, bullets, pistols, and butterfly knives: "How? Happy? This? Is that what you like, right? All are real guys! "

"It's all second-hand tattered, must it be cheap?" Tong En raised his eyebrows, looking down on these mottled old antiques, and he didn't know from which garbage dump the deadpool turned over.

"Thousands of miles to send a grenade, the gift is light and affectionate. You say it? This silent little handsome guy. You look so handsome, must be this little cute boyfriend? The primary school student is really great! No? Although the expired loli is good, don't cross the border. It started in three years! But from a friend's point of view, I am still optimistic and support you. "

boom!

Li Mo couldn't bear the malicious harassment of the other party and directly shot the deadpool's head.

Tong En looked at Li Mo with a confused look. Although she is proficient in English, she can only communicate daily. She is difficult to grasp the clever words of an old driver like Deadpool, so she does not understand why Li Mo made a headshot by saying nothing.

"Oh, my Franklin roasted chicken fell to the ground and got dust on it. How can it be eaten?" The dead waiter, who was soon resurrected, got up like no one else, picked up the roasted chicken wings and rubbed on his body and ate it again .

Li Mo rubbed his temples and resisted his plan to fire a second shot: "Let's talk about the business first!"

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