Lord of Puluo

When it comes to trains, Mr. Train is very excited.

"My train is great. It can carry a lot of things and people. The train will follow me wherever I go."

Li Banfeng smiled and said: "Isn't this nonsense? You said before that people follow the train, how can there be any reason for the train to follow people?"

The train father-in-law shook his head and said: "My train is different. It has spirituality and can follow me."

"But the train has to have rails to walk on. How can it follow you when there are no rails?"

"It will lay its own rails. Do you think it is powerful?"

Li Banfeng was even more surprised: "A train that can lay its own tracks? Wherever it goes, where can it lay its tracks?"

"Yes, wherever you go, you can lay the pavement wherever you go!" The father-in-law on the train became more and more excited as he talked.

"The train must have a lot of tracks, right?"

"You don't need so many. A dozen or twenty rails are enough. My train can be laid and dismantled. The used rails are immediately dismantled and used interchangeably."

Li Banfeng thought for a long time, but he still couldn't understand the working principle of this train.

The father-in-law of the train was still trying his best to explain: "My train has a special compartment, which is responsible for laying the rails. That compartment is the smartest. It usually goes back and forth between the compartments, and the rails are never missed."

This is the first time that the car is described as smart!

Li Banfeng couldn't figure out the structure of this train more and more, but looking at the train's father-in-law's expression of obsession, it seemed as if there really was such a train.

Li Banfeng said with a smile: "No matter where you go, there is a train following behind you, don't you scare others?"

The train father replied seriously: "Others can't see my train, my train will be invisible, and sometimes even I can't see it."

Li Banfeng stopped laughing.

He recalled a memory.

When he first learned the skill of discerning spiritual sounds, Li Banfeng heard the sounds on the wall and the sound of steam puffing out.

Li Banfeng asked carefully: "Senior, if you can't see the train, how do you usually get on it?"

"I have a key!" Mr. Train said with his eyes widened. "Have you ever heard of a car key? It can open the door and drive the car!"

Li Banfeng exerted his restraint to the maximum and did not let himself show any abnormality.

The train the train father-in-law was talking about was very similar to a very important thing to him.

He recalled a passage the salesman had given him when he gave it to him:

"This is a shelter built by a traveling master. Later, as his cultivation became more and more advanced, the master no longer needed this thing, so he sold it to me."

Li Banfeng looked at the senior traveling cultivator in front of him and asked, "Where did this train come from?"

"I made it myself!" Mr. Train was very proud.

“Why make a train?”

"We traveling trainees are traveling around all day long, so we need a place to shelter from the wind and rain."

"Since you are a traveling cultivator, how can you still make a train?"

Mr. Train snorted coldly and said, "Can I tell you this kind of thing casually? Can you casually ask others about their cultivation?"

Li Banfeng didn't dare to offend the master and quickly apologized: "I was rude. I pretended I didn't ask."

The train father-in-law snorted again: "If I were in normal times, I would definitely not tell you, but now I am in a dream, so it doesn't matter if I tell you. When I wake up from the dream, I will forget about it."

Li Banfeng praised repeatedly: "Senior, what you said makes sense!"

Mr. Train said: "I am a traveling cultivator and an engineering cultivator."

"Can traveling students also study engineering studies at the same time?"

"Why not?" When it came to traveling cultivation, Mr. Train was also very proud. "In addition to home cultivation, traveling cultivation can be practiced in any sect at the same time!"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Yes, we can both practice at the same time!"

Mr. Train said again: "Our traveling cultivators are the best Taoists in the world!"

Li Banfeng echoed loudly: "Yes, traveling cultivator is the best Taoist school!"

Father-in-law Train said again: "The home repairman is nothing but a bastard!"

Li Banfeng remained silent.

Mr. Train turned back and glanced at Li Banfeng: "Do you think they are bastards?"

"Yeah." Li Banfeng nodded slightly.

The father-in-law of the train blew the whistle twice and continued to run forward.

Li Banfeng asked: "Why sell such a good train to others?"

Huchi~huchi~

Father-in-law Train’s pace slowed down: “Because I want to buy better things.”

"Did you buy it?"

"I bought it, but I still miss that train,

There are countless good things in this world, but there is only one such fun thing. "

Li Banfeng said: "Then why don't you make a train again?"

Huchi~huchi~

The speed of the train is even slower.

"The train can be made, but the materials are hard to find. You have to go to Neizhou to find them.

I found more than 90% of the materials in Neizhou, but the group of birdmen in Neizhou plotted against me, and I slept until now. "

Li Banfeng said in shock: "You slept in Neizhou?"

"Yes! Why are you asking this? Do you want to harm me?" Mr. Train suddenly woke up.

"That's not true," Li Banfeng shook his head repeatedly, "I have no enmity with you, and I have no reason to harm you."

Mr. Train burst out with a bit of murderous intent: "Why should I believe you?"

Do you even need to ask?

"I live in Puozhou and you sleep in Neizhou. We are thousands of miles apart. I can't even touch you. How can I harm you?"

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this answer.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Mr. Train became even more suspicious of Li Banfeng.

"Who told you that you were in Puzhou?"

Li Banfeng said: "I have always been in Puzhou! Isn't the station where we met Heishipo?"

Huchichi~huchichi~

The speed of the train suddenly slowed down a lot.

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His speaking speed also became very slow: "This is not Puzhou, this is Neizhou."

Forehead……

Is this old man crazy again?

Huchichi~huchichi~

Mr. Train continued: "The place where you and I met was not Heishipo. It was the junction of Neizhou and Puuluo."

Did I come to Neizhou?

Li Banfeng looked dazed for a while.

"Senior, did you remember it wrong?"

"That's right. Black Rock Slope used to be my territory. The people there were wild and unruly, a bit like me."

Li Banfeng said: "I'm not talking about Heishipo, I'm talking about Neizhou and Puozhou..."

Tsk~~~

With a long blast, the train braked.

"Zhao Dajun Station is here. Passengers arriving at the station, please pack your luggage and get off at this station."

The tone of the train's father-in-law was quite like that of a conductor.

Li Banfeng got off the train's father-in-law's back and looked around.

Zhao Dajun, the coder.

Why is this called Zhao Dajun Station? Is it because this is his dream?

The father-in-law on the train looked at Li Banfeng and said, "If you get off here, you have to pay a fare of 150 yuan. If you don't get off, we will continue walking."

Li Banfeng looked at Mr. Train, somewhat hesitant.

From this senior, he will also get a lot of important information.

But if you keep running like this, it's hard to say where you will end up. This father-in-law on the train is mentally abnormal, and mental patients must be on guard.

Li Banfeng thought for a moment and said, "Can I wander around this place?"

The train father was stunned: "You mean you want me to wait a little longer?"

Li Banfeng nodded.

"It's not impossible!" Mr. Train said happily, "Half an hour, three hundred yuan."

Li Banfeng gave him three hundred Huan notes and asked, "Senior, can you accompany me around?"

"Do you want me to be your tour guide?"

"Um."

The train father thought for a while: "Half an hour, three hundred."

Li Banfeng gave another three hundred.

He didn't know if he really gave the money, and he didn't know what state he was in now.

But Mr. Train was very satisfied and took Li Banfeng towards the depths of the wilderness.

There is no road ahead, but it does not affect the pace of the two traveling monks.

At the beginning, the surroundings were surrounded by strong grass as tall as a person. After walking for dozens of miles, the grass became shorter and shorter, turning into a gravel road without grass.

The gravel road became smoother and smoother, and after more than ten miles, it turned into a stone road.

The stone road led to a lake, and Li Banfeng saw Zhao Dajun by the lake.

Zhao Dajun was holding a small branch and calculating attentively by the lake.

Li Banfeng was curious about what he was calculating. When he walked in and took a look, he saw that he had drawn a matrix on the left and an integral equation on the right.

He seemed to have been calculating for a long time.

Li Banfeng was about to go look elsewhere when he suddenly saw Zhao Dajun standing up, looking at Li Banfeng and saying, "Friend, you are here!"

Can he see me?

Mr. Train shrugged his eyebrows and said, "This is his dream. Of course he can see you."

But Zhao Dajun seemed to be unable to see the train father-in-law. He excitedly said to Li Banfeng: "I figured it out!"

"What did you figure out?"

Zhao Dajun was very excited, took a ruler, measured a circle around the lake, selected a location, made a mark, moved a chair to sit down, and then started fishing.

Li Banfeng said: "You have spent so much effort and calculated for so long just to find a place to fish?"

Zhao Dajun nodded and said: "I have done the math. I conducted an in-depth analysis of more than 500 sets of historical data, and I came to the conclusion that this is the fastest place to catch fish!"

While talking, Zhao Dajun caught a scavenger.

He pursed his lips and said, "It's just that the quality of this fish is a little worse."

Li Banfeng couldn't understand Zhao Dajun's thoughts, and the train father-in-law snorted coldly: "Just cultivate this virtue!"

Li Banfeng looked at Zhao Dajun and said, "Brother, don't you have any other fun?"

"Yes!" Zhao Dajun looked at Li Banfeng seriously. He was disgusted with Li Banfeng's questioning of him.

He took Li Banfeng to a three-story villa.

In the garden on the first floor, Teacher Anxi and Teacher Mikami were taking care of the flowers and plants. When they saw Zhao Dajun coming back, they all saluted respectfully.

Entering the hall, dozens of teachers said hello in unison: "Master, you are back!"

Zhao Dajun responded with a symbolic nod, and after looking around, he finally chose Teacher Risa.

He hit Teacher Risa's peach hard, and the sound was very clear.

Teacher Risa turned around and looked at Zhao Dajun with a hint of annoyance. It seemed that she was hurt by the beating, but it seemed that the beating was not enough.

Zhao Dajun revealed a sinister smile.

Teacher Risa was a little scared, but also a little looking forward to it.

Next, Zhao Dajun took a pen and listed a matrix on the peach on the left of Teacher Risa, and drew a quadrant on the right. After some careful calculations, he found the best ratio and made a Made some adjustments.

After adjusting, he began to appreciate it quietly.

Li Banfeng took a deep breath and said, "It all counts..."

Father-in-law, who was standing by, said with disdain: "Did you see that this is all you can do as a cultivator!"

Li Banfeng agreed: "You are really worthless!"

Mr. Train said: "Except for home repair, they have no future, don't you think so?"

"Yeah." Li Banfeng replied softly.

Father-in-law Train looked at Zhao Dajun and said in a solemn tone: "He can't get out anymore. Do you still want to get out?"

PS: The car responsible for laying the rails is so special.