Little Life on An American Ranch

  Chapter 93 Clues

  Riding forward on the motorcycle, I came to the small woods, and found that the herd of cows had entered the woods, and some even lay down, looking very leisurely.

   It’s not just the cattle, there are also bought sheep among the cattle, but the sheep seem to be a little less courageous, and they all move in the middle of the cattle, and no one is outside the cattle.

  Feeling Jian Heng coming, the buffalo mooed and raised its head and trotted towards Jian Heng. Seeing that Jian Heng was alone, he quickly came to Jian Heng's side.

Jian Heng got out of the car, reached out and touched the big cow's forehead, patted its neck and praised it: "Not bad, it's quite good to bring the cows, and you know how to go back to the forest by yourself." .

After touching it twice, Jian Heng felt that there was something wrong with the feel of the hand, looked carefully at Daniel's body, and said a little uncertainly: "Is the hair on your body long and dense, why is it a little prickly?" ?”

  The man stretched out his hand to touch it a few more times, but Jian Heng still wasn't sure what the big cow's hair felt like before.

"YoYo!"

   Just as Jian Heng was bragging about the bull, the deer also barked and ran towards Jian Heng.

  Jian Heng saw it, so he looked behind the deer, and saw that the herd of deer was now a little west of the herd of cattle, and looked up at the first deer one by one, as if they were waiting for some order.

   "You bastard, go out for a stroll these days, why do you bring so many foodies back!" Jian Heng reached out and touched the bridge of the deer's nose.

Not to mention that Jian Heng doesn't like deer, none of the ranchers here likes deer to graze in their pasture, or you think that the fence of this pasture is specially designed to prevent wolves and bears, a large part of which is used to prevent wolves and bears. of these things.

   You must know that nutrient-rich alfalfa is much more delicious than weeds, but these people know this.

  Deer are too common in the United States, especially in the west, where there is a tendency to be overrun. Let alone deer, some states are even overrun with black bears.

   To say that the American people are really **** up, sometimes killing animals is fatal, and protecting them is also fatal. Once something is protected, it seems that it will be flooded within a few years. Bears are like this, and so are wolves.

   "Where's Erhu, Erhu!" After seeing the deer and the cow, but not Erhu, Jian Heng missed this little thing a little.

After Jian Heng yelled a few times, the two tigers suddenly appeared in front of Jian Heng as if they had jumped out of a different dimension. The three-petal rabbit mouth seemed to be dragging a Small tree, the size of the small tree is several times larger than it.

  Looking at the things it dragged, Jian Heng found that it was a thorny shrub. This thing must not belong to Jian Heng Ranch. The shrubs in Jian Heng Ranch had been eaten up by Erhu long ago. I don't know whose ranch this guy has gone to do good deeds again, Jian Heng is a rabbit version of a living thing.

   "Okay, why are you working on other people's things!" Jian Heng stretched out his hand, pulled out the thorny vine in Er Fang's mouth and threw it aside.

   After playing with his little pets for a while, Jian Heng signaled them to play with their own. Since there is nothing else to do, Jian Heng is going to go back, watch TV, take a shower, drink two glasses of wine and get ready to go to bed.

  Back to the front of the house, Jian Heng just stopped the mountain bike when he heard the laughter of Huang Xiaodong and Zhao Wei.

Walking over, I found that the two people were looking at Zhang Jialiang and leaning forward and backward with a smile, as if they had won a big prize, and now Zhang Weiliang was riding on that ugly wooden horse, practicing with a lasso in his hand. technology.

   "Are you two interesting?" Jian Heng got out of the car and glared at the two of them.

  Hearing what Jian Heng said, the two shrank their necks and said at the same time: "Boss, we are going back!"

"What are you going to do? You're so happy and you're leaving so soon?" After finishing speaking, Jian Heng said to Zhang Jialiang, "Are you tired? If you are tired, replace them. How can you not do this when working on a ranch? Didn't you say Do you still want to go to the bar to brag about girls when you return to China? Now is the opportunity. After practicing, it’s no longer bragging. At that time, I can perform a show now. Maybe this one will be thrown out, and the girl will take off her pants on the spot. ".

Hearing what Jian Heng said, Zhang Jialiang lifted his legs and got off the back of the ugly Trojan horse, holding a lasso and smilingly hooked his fingers at Zhao Ge, who was laughing the loudest: "You, it's you, what are you looking at?" Well, come here!"

  Jian Heng saw that the matter was resolved, and he was not in the mood to see Zhao Wei riding a wooden horse. To Jian Heng, there was nothing ugly about this thing, so naturally there was nothing good-looking about it.

  As soon as he entered the door and was about to go up the stairs, Jian Heng accidentally got startled by two pale faces coming down from above.

  Just as he was about to lift his foot to kick over, he realized that it was the sisters Damai and Maimai who came.

The reason why the faces of the two of you look pale like a ghost is that you put a mask on your face. If it is a normal mask, it will be fine. I don’t know which unscrupulous product has a few black lines on it. At first glance, people look like skulls.

   "Don't come out if it's so scary, do you know that I almost kicked you two!" Jian Heng immediately said to the two sisters.

   "What did you say to them? We are curious and come down to see"

   Now Jian Heng couldn't tell the difference between barley and wheat, and he didn't know who said it.

  The other one waited for the words to finish, and immediately picked up: "Are you talking bad about us?"

Jian Heng and the others spoke Chinese just now, so Damai and Xiaomai couldn't understand. The two were humming a song upstairs and applying a mask. When they heard Jian Heng's serious expression downstairs, they went downstairs to look at it curiously. one look.

   I don’t blame the two sisters either. The entertainment in this place at night is almost nothing but a drink in a small bar in the town. If you want to dance, watch a movie or something, you will have to drive for more than half an hour, otherwise you will spend an hour and a half on the road.

  Let’s put it this way, it usually takes an hour and a half to drive to and from the supermarket if you want to buy groceries. How fast can you go to a movie or something?

   To put it more directly, besides doing things in bed and watching TV at night, what activities can I do?

  Of course, the work on the ranch is very tiring. Generally, after a busy day, I don’t have any other thoughts. I just take a shower and throw me on the bed, and I fall asleep like a pig in less than two minutes. Working on the ranch, except for the few days when the cattle are sold, because of price fluctuations, very few cowboys will have any insomnia.

Generally speaking, old cowboys usually carry a bottle of wine, usually whiskey, before going to bed at night, when they are not watching TV, and sit on the porch or terrace, holding the wine in one hand and stroking the dog in the other. After drinking a few cups, I fell asleep on the chair and fell asleep. I didn't fall asleep on the chair, but I fell asleep again, and I just got up and went back to the room to sleep.

   "I didn't mention you, Zhao and Huang are laughing at Zhang for practicing lasso, I asked Zhang to take them to practice together," Jian Heng explained.

   "Tell them to go to bed early, there is still a lot of work to do tomorrow." The person standing on Jian Heng's left hand kept stretching out his hands to pull the scary mask on his face.

   "I don't expect him to do it alone tomorrow, I will also help carry it for two days, that's enough, stop talking, let's go upstairs and sleep." Jian Heng waved his hand in the air to signal the two to go upstairs.

  Jian Heng said it casually without considering the grammatical flaws in this sentence.

   "Who are you sleeping with?"

  The two women stretched out their legs at the same time, posing in a posture that looked like they were about to kick Jian Heng.

   This is a terrible situation. The two of them are wearing pajamas and robes now. As soon as they stretch their legs, two smooth long legs appear in front of Jian Heng. As a result of regular exercise, the two pink legs are not only round and straight, but there is no trace of fat on the whole legs, as if stretched out in front of Jian Heng like a compass.

"Hey, hey! I just said a wrong sentence, as for this! It's purely to confuse me. If I lose control, you two can't beat me! I repeat, I am a man, a man understands Is it?" Jian Heng said with a smile.

   After finishing speaking, he pretended to be taken aback, stretched out his hand and patted his head, and said very narcissistically, "No, so you two covet my beauty!"

  Where do barley and wheat eat his tricks? Besides, is it strange for Americans to show their long legs?

  As for this kind of little flirting, the sisters have heard it from men countless times since they were growing up. Where would you take this to heart. It's just the same thing, some boys or men were beaten, but some were lucky enough to escape.

"You can try!"

   "We will beat you to the ground!" Another clenched his fist and waved it viciously.

  This clenched fist is not like that of ordinary girls. It can't hit anyone at all. Even if it hits you, it's just a chest-thumping kind.

   This clenched fist has a flat face, firm palms, and tightly clasped thumbs, and the position of the body shows that he has practiced fighting. Based on Jian Heng's perception of her strength, this punch will at least have black eyes! If a man was a little weaker, like those little fresh meats on domestic screens, they would probably be beaten to tears by the two of them.

   "After a few days, when the mobile home is ready, let's make gestures, and I will let you two come together and fight freely," Jian Heng said with a smile.

  The two sisters stretched out their fists at the same time: "It's a deal!"

  Jian Heng also stretched out his fist and touched the two of them together: "Whoever doesn't come will have a puppy, right?"

   "Why a puppy?" The two sisters had doubts about Jian Heng's words.

Jian Heng stretched out his hands to explain, but then thought that this was related to the national conditions of the two countries, so he suddenly lost his mood to explain, and waved his hands and said: "Forget it, don't take it to heart, it's an agreement, Now if you two go upstairs, go upstairs, if you don't, please get out of the way, I'm going back to my room to sleep."

  In an instant, the two sisters moved away from the stairs.

  Jian Heng passed through the middle sideways, went upstairs and returned to the house, while the two sisters walked downstairs side by side.

  Just as Jian Heng entered the room and was about to close the door, he heard someone shouting from downstairs. Obviously, Jian Heng wasn't the only one who was frightened by the disturbing masks on the sisters' faces.

   After closing the door, Jian Heng stepped into the space.

Standing firm and looking around, everything is the same, the only change is that there is an extra black bean, this guy just looked up at Jian Heng, then lowered his head like a starved ghost reincarnated, can't stop Gnawing the green grass on the space grass.

Jian Heng is not in the mood to pay attention to it now, he walked directly to the mat under the tree, sat down on his buttocks, and then lay down on the mat, humming a little song while crossing his legs, and picked up the The book I started flipping through.

"what!"

   After flipping through it like this, Jian Heng couldn't help being startled, and a particularly strange feeling came to his heart. It turned out that Jian Heng found that he seemed to know a little bit about the characters that looked like heavenly scriptures.

   It can’t be said to be acquainted, Jian Heng doesn’t know what each word means, but when put together, Jian Heng feels as if he can understand what they are saying.

  This feeling is very wonderful, as if every word in the book is no longer a word, but a story, and they come together to form a complete narrative scene.

   "Damn it, could it be that I am still Bei Haishi?" Jian Heng said involuntarily.

His own situation reminded Jian Heng of a video he had watched when he was very young. It was such an old film. At that time, Brother Chao Wei was probably in his 20s or 30s. Jian Heng forgot the title of the film, but the big villain in it His name is Bei Haishi. He is illiterate. He understands martial arts secret books that no one can understand. The biggest reason is that others only read the meaning of the words, but because he is illiterate, what he sees is the shape of the characters.

   "No, that guy turned out to be a monk, my brother used to be a successor, and the level is different!" Jian Heng babbled, then sat up directly, and started to flip through the book.

   It's a little blurry, Jian Heng is now looking at a panoramic photo, but some places are blurred, and it is impossible to see what it is, so the whole image is a bit dizzy.

  However, Jian Heng is not without gains. Now Jian Heng has collected two rabbits and tigers, a lion Denver, an African bison, and an American deer. Four of the eight vacancies in the space have been collected.

   What's more important is that Jian Heng seems to know what the next position is, that is, what should be in the position corresponding to the rabbit and the tiger.

  Carp!

  An image of a fish jumping into a dragon appeared in the painting scene in his mind. If Jian Heng remembered correctly, the old saying of carp jumping over the dragon's gate is not about crucian carp or black fish jumping over the dragon's gate.

  Suddenly, a knot that had been lingering in Jian Heng's heart for an unknown period of time suddenly became clear. At this moment, Jian Heng felt refreshed.

Thinking of carp, Jian Heng is not in a hurry here, not to mention that Zhao Changshan will bring some live fish over in two days, let alone the damage caused by Asian carp in the United States, Jian Heng feels that he does not need to go home for a while trip.

  (end of this chapter)