Little Life on An American Ranch

Just after dawn in the morning, Jian Heng was sleeping soundly on the bed when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Jian Heng thought that the sun was already drying his butt. Who knew that he stood up and lifted the curtains. Good guy, the sun just jumped out of the ground, and it was as red as a piece of fried oil cake just out of the pan.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

"Come on!" Jian Heng's air bed anger surged from his heart immediately, he yelled at the door angrily, and then walked towards the door scratching his belly.

After unlocking the safety pin and twisting the door, Jian Heng saw Zhang Jialiang standing at the door with a suitcase behind him and a small handbag on it, as if he was about to move.

"What are you guys doing here?" Jian Heng asked curiously, not knowing where this kid was going.

Zhang Jialiang directly pulled the box and walked into the house, saying as he walked, "Brother Heng, I resigned!"

"What?" Jian Heng was taken aback by Zhang Jialiang's words.

When Jian Heng came back to his senses, he immediately became a little angry: "Do you know what you are doing? You quit such a good job just because you said it? Do you know how many people broke their heads and wanted to do your job?" ?”

"Don't you have a ranch? I'll follow you to work on the ranch." Zhang Jialiang was not angry at all. He put down the trolley case in his hand and saw the rabbit in the steel cage. He also saw the key on the table at a glance. , took it over and opened the rabbit cage directly, and then hugged Erhu up.

"Do you think the ranch is written in a book, and the wind blows the grass and the cows and sheep appear? It's okay to ride a horse and pick up a girl or something. Do you know that the rancher smells like cow dung, even if he takes ten baths a day? I can’t wash it off! I have to get up at four o’clock every day, all year round. First, I have to drive the cattle and sheep to the pasture to graze. When I come back, I have breakfast in ten minutes at most. You have to wear long rubber boots, cow dung is not about bubbles, but about cars..." Jian Heng immediately began to teach this boy a lesson.

"Ouch!"

Just holding Erhu and wanted to get on the sofa, Erhu was not happy, and with his legs kicked hard, he kicked directly to Zhang Jialiang's arm, jumped almost two meters high, and jumped to the bottom of the window sill wall with this strength.

Erhu suddenly exerted strength, and Zhang Jialiang, who was unprepared, was kicked and sat on the ground by Erhu.

"Bianzi's strength is so great!" Zhang Jialiang was astonished. He had raised rabbits at home before, and he remembered that rabbits didn't seem to have such great strength!

Seeing that Zhang Jialiang was in a daze, Jian Heng stretched out his hand to grab his arm, and picked him up from the ground: "What are you thinking, dare I say it for a long time and you didn't listen to it, did you?"

"Brother! I didn't say this job is bad, but I want to follow you," Zhang Jialiang said.

"Follow me? If I ask for food, you also want food!" Jian Heng said angrily.

Zhang Jialiang said with a hippie smile: "Brother, you can't afford food. I still have some vision! Let me tell you, when I came out, my dad told me that if I wasn't a boss, then Just keep your eyes open and be a good boss! I just fell in love with you, and I think you can achieve great things!"

Jian Heng frowned and said, "I'm sorry, you've misjudged me, I can't accomplish anything big. By the way, your dad has a good boss?"

"My dad? There were three chances for the two of us, but unfortunately he avoided them all." Zhang Jialiang shook his head: "If my dad had been able to hold a thigh back then, he would have been famous in the electronics industry in Greater China by now," Zhang Jialiang said .

"Okay, I won't talk about this with you, you go back quickly, I'll call He Ye, and I'll tell you that running a ranch is really not as poetic as you think, let me tell you this, Shi Qing It’s almost like the urge to urinate!” Jian Heng wanted Zhang Jialiang to continue working in the film shop.

Zhang Jialiang shook his head and said firmly, "I won't go back!"

"..."

Jian Heng didn't know what to say.

I don't know whether I should be happy or angry. I am happy because there is such a younger brother following me, which shows that I am a good person. I am angry because this kid quit his job and is going to go to the ranch with me to shovel cow dung.

"Even if you want to follow me, you still have to have a place to live. It will take me a month or two to go to the ranch here. You can't lose your job right now," Jian Heng said.

Zhang Jialiang said indifferently: "I still have a little savings in my hand, brother, let me tell you, it's mainly because I was upset there."

"Because of Luo Min?" Jian Heng asked tentatively.

Zhang Jialiang said: "It's not just this, the main reason is that He Ye is not pleasing to the eye. The five people who pretend all day have decent faces, and they don't look like good people!"

Jian Heng said: "That's not Luo Min's business! Why, are you interested in Luo Min?"

"No, no!" Zhang Jialiang quickly waved his hand and said, "If this gets to Luo Min's ears, I'll be done. I really don't like her, so I just treat her like a little sister. It's just that I can't see that the current situation is obviously falling into the fire pit. Advice Luo Min was not willing to listen to it twice, saying that He Ye was not what I thought. Tell me, what did I think? Isn’t that what a man has in his mind? Hurry up to see a woman, as far as Luo Min's level of photography is concerned, you and I still don't know?"

Jian Heng listened and said: "Okay, you can just scold yourself, don't bring me in too, I'll remind Luo Min about this when I have time. Also, let me tell you, if you like it Just chase after her, if you don't like it, you can say it, this matter is Luo Min's private matter, as far as we are concerned, we hope that everything will develop in a good way for her!"

When Zhang Jialiang heard that Jian Heng wanted to persuade him, he immediately smiled: "It's good if you want to persuade, Luo Min will definitely listen to you!"

"I'm not her father, even if her father said something about it, it doesn't count!" Jian Heng gave Zhang Jialiang a glare.

Seeing his indifference, Jian Heng felt that he really needed manpower now, and it was really impossible to let him work on the ranch first, and wait until he could not bear the pain, and then think of other ways.

Just as he was about to talk to Zhang Jialiang, he saw the kid discover the dozen or so bottles of drinks he tossed out yesterday, and approached him curiously.

"Hey! What is this thing?"

Jian Heng quickly walked over and patted his hand that was reaching for the bottle: "Don't move, I made the constitution drink!"

"Sounds nice, doesn't it?" It's okay if you don't say it, Zhang Jialiang is more interested in it.

"Don't move, let's talk about your business. Even if you want to go to the ranch with me, there are still about two months to go. You don't plan to live with me, do you? You don't even want to tell me about it. Think, I don't like living with other people, and this is the only room," Jian Heng said.

Zhang Jialiang quickly waved his hand and said, "Brother, are you happy or not? It's not easy? I can just rent another room nearby?"

Jian Heng had nothing to do with him, so he stretched out his hand and tapped him twice: "It's okay, kid, I'll go down later and ask if there is room for you to rent a room. Let's talk ugly first, if the ranch You can't do the job, honestly come back to New York for me, do you hear me?"

"Look at my performance!" Zhang Jialiang smiled at Jian Heng with his teeth bared.

Jian Heng said angrily, "Your teeth are white!"

Just like that, Jian Heng was once again raped by Zhang Jialiang, took a bath, made some breakfast, and the two brothers went downstairs to ask the landlord after eating. It was a coincidence that someone was moving out this morning, so Jian Heng left Zhang Jialiang here to guard the house, while he went to work in the gym.

There is nothing to talk about in the gym now. There was only one person in the past, but now there is a group of old people. At the same time, the smoking room is much more lively with two meals at noon and evening every day.

After returning home, Zhang Jialiang’s house was settled, but this kid didn’t stay in his own room, he ran here and Erhu’s eyes widened, and the next day when he was fine, he became Jian Heng’s pawn. The assistant is the kind of follower who manages the backpack and takes things.

.........

"Okay, have you laughed enough, kid? If you haven't laughed enough, let me out!" Jian Heng said to Zhang Jialiang, who was about to laugh out loud, with a 'livid' face.

Zhang Jialiang quickly waved his hand: "I thought of a joke...".

As soon as the kid rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of an excuse to let this matter go.

Jian Heng naturally knew what this kid was laughing at. The man who fucked the room was lying on the ground like a human-shaped toad. If Jian Heng hadn't 'invented' it, Jian Heng himself might not have laughed more than Zhang Jialiang. . It's just that Jian Heng can't do without training now, because many people who are lying on the ground have angry expressions on their faces. If you don't drive this kid away, Jian Heng will beat him up!

Seeing Jian Heng staring at him, Zhang Jialiang shrank his head and immediately turned around and slipped out the door.