Little Life on An American Ranch

After staying in Shanghai for another week, Jian Heng finally got all the documents for everyone to enter the United States, got work visas for them, and took them on the plane to Los Angeles.

When I arrived in Los Angeles, I didn't find a hotel to take a good rest. Following everyone's advice, I stayed at the airport and took the nearest flight to Kalispell. When we got off the plane, it was already afternoon, and Zhang Jialiang and Huang Xiaodong drove to the airport to pick them up.

Arranging Mr. Yao and the six adults to bring the children to the farm, Jian Heng didn't even have any extra time to stay, and went straight back to the ranch. Every time he took a step closer to the ranch, his heart became more angry.

By the time Jian Heng returned to the ranch, it was already dark.

Pushing open the door, Jian Heng found that Damai and Maimai were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and at the same time there were Pooh, Instant Noodles and Denver monkeying on the sofa.

I haven't seen each other for so long, and Pooh and Denver have grown up a bit, especially Denver, who has begun to have some slightly longer manes on his neck, but it doesn't seem to have the majesty of a lion now, not only does it lack the majesty of a lion , on the contrary, it is a bit ugly, and the neck is not long enough, and it is a bit uneven, which is not very good-looking. Fortunately, this thing is white, and it looks pretty good.

Pooh's round mouth has grown a bit longer, and the color of his fur has also begun to fade a bit, and the original soft lanugo seems to have begun to be replaced, and it has become slightly harder. fur of adult bear.

"I'm home!"

"I'm back!" Jian Heng threw off the box in his hand, opened his arms and ran towards the two sisters.

Zhang Jialiang and Huang Xiaodong, two people with such winking eyes, didn't even enter the door. They drove the car directly to the door, dropped Jian Heng and their luggage, and drove back. They are both adults who don't know what will happen next. Give birth to something?

Sure enough, Jian Heng directly threw his luggage at the door, and rolled towards Damaimai like a gust of wind, and when he got in front of Damaimai, he picked up the two women one by one, and hugged them straight away. He got up, and strode toward the bedroom in stride.

Barley said, "Let's eat first."

"No, I'll eat you first, I miss me so much!" Jian Heng kicked the door lightly, stepped into the bedroom, and within a short while there was a slight sound of the bed shaking.

Whether it is Pooh, Denver or Instant Noodles, they are all people with sensitive ears. I saw these guys lying on the sofa honestly, with a bitter face waiting for the meal, but their ears stretched to the owner's room at the same time, subconsciously It sounded like the master's wall.

After a long time, Jian Heng was in shorts and pajamas, and then he carried the barley and wheat out again with a satisfied face, and put them on their respective table positions.

"Thanks to me running fast, otherwise you wouldn't even want to see me this year. Maybe I will be a child's father after a year. Let me tell you this. It's getting intense, I resist and resist..." At this time, Jian Heng took the fact that he was tricked in the cottage as a joke and told Damai and Mai.

After hearing this, Mai Mai said cheerfully: "You lied, who would snatch you to get married!"

"Really!" Jian Heng saw that Mai Mai still didn't believe it, so he said seriously: "If you don't believe it, you can ask Mr. Yao tomorrow!"

"Is there still such a place in China now?" Damai also had a strange expression on his face.

The two sisters are used to living together with Jian Heng, and now they have a video chat with the little girl Ningning from time to time. It’s not like what many Americans think, China is full of bicycles, and there is no concept of fashion , When going out, most people are wearing green military uniforms.

Now there are two kinds of voices in the United States about China. One is that China is now overwhelmed, stealing American jobs and technology. The second point is that the Chinese are very backward.

And it's also dictatorial. If you get married, maybe the wife you marry is a spy sent by xx.

These two kinds of thinking have made many Americans go crazy. In Jian Heng's view, the ability of ordinary Americans to distinguish right from wrong is just the same. Most people don't think about whether it is reasonable or not, and just choose one they like at will. I believe it.

In this way, most Americans, out of pride in their American identity, naturally believe that the Chinese are poor and backward. Not only are they poor and backward, but they also steal the top science and technology from the United States. , How can there be money to buy lobster in Boston, a house that Americans can't afford.

Damai and Xiaomai have never been to China, but they learned something through Jian Heng's dictation, but they are not clear, thinking that China is still a developed country, but this matter made Damai dizzy again.

In her opinion, how can there be such a thing in a civilized society, where a husband who is snatched back can be considered a husband?

Of course, there is no such thing as raw rice and cooked rice with barley. Americans like to make rice into rice, and they don’t like to be forced to divide it into rice and water even if it is half done.

"In some mountainous areas, almost no one goes there, and some traditional customs are still preserved, a bit like the Indian reservation here," Jian Heng explained.

Mai raises the question: "I think that girl must be ugly!"

"What do you think of me? I solemnly tell you that the girl is very beautiful, but I have been unmoved, and my will is firm!" Jian Heng said with a smile, and stretched out from under the table. He rubbed his feet provocatively on Maimai's thighs twice.

Mai Mai mischievously clamped Jian Heng's mischievous legs with his legs.

Damai smiled and said, "I see, this girl must want your money!"

Jian Heng was taken aback by Damai's words, and he had to say that Damai's words were a little bit right. The girl really fell in love with her own money, and she also thought that a mother is more expensive than a child, and she used a child to transfer her family property. Pull it over.

Thinking of this, Jian Heng couldn't help thinking of a joke, and then burst into laughter.

Damai immediately pointed at Jian Heng and said happily, "Look, I guessed it right, I guessed it right!"

"It turns out it's really because of the money!" Mai Mai started hugging her stomach and laughing like her sister.

"No, I remembered a Chinese joke." Jian Heng was not in a hurry to distinguish, and waited for the two silly women to laugh enough before saying.

Upon hearing the joke, Damai and Wheat were immediately attracted, and at the same time opened their mouths and asked, "What joke?"

Jian Heng said: "Let's say, there is a person who owes another person a lot of money, and when it's time to pay back, there is no money to pay back. In the end, there is no way to repay the woman to the creditor, and the creditor makes the person cry and cry. The happy daughter brought home. After the two had a relationship, they just fell asleep in the middle of the night. The creditor was suddenly woken up by the debtor's daughter. The debtor's daughter asked the creditor: "My father owes you How much did you pay us? You go back in a few days, and you must get back our family’s money, not a penny less!’. Do you think it’s interesting?”.

Originally, Jian Heng didn't think that the two sisters would understand it all at once, but who knew that the two sisters would be very happy after hearing it.

Jian Heng thought for a while: That's right! If the daughter in this story is replaced by a foreign girl, it may be even more ruthless, not only will you have to pay back the money, you will have to add interest, if you don't pay back, you can even send me to prison! Because of these guys, whoever has the money is the one who divides the money more clearly.

After the three of them finished their meal, Jian Heng was young after almost a month, and his interest came up again. While he was massaging Damai and Xiaowan, he turned into an unscrupulous double score by pressing and holding. When it was time to get to the bedroom, another hat-trick came.

Anyway, this night, the three of them got together and used two words to describe it: fierce battle!

Humans have space and water to relieve fatigue, but animals can't. From time to time at night, they hear a sudden scream, accompanied by the voice calling to God from time to time, which can wake up their nerves every time.

Pooh, Denver, and Erhu are better, they have space to support their spiritual energy, but the instant noodles are not good enough, and they didn't get a full night's sleep all night long.

In the early morning of the next day, Jian Heng and the three were in high spirits, and Lang Qingmei was like Siamese twins, but Pooh and Denver were a little depressed. As for the instant noodles, there were only two dark circles under the eyes, but now their entire faces are black up.

Waking up early in the morning, Jian Heng made an excuse to pick up the snake, while Barley and Wheat continued to give lessons to the students. As for Mr. Yao, they were all hard-working people. If there was nothing to do, the whole family started to help Jian Heng take care of the greenhouse. As for Toby and the others, they followed the steps step by step, and the whole ranch turned like a machine.

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