Little Life on An American Ranch

  Chapter 36 Foodie

   When it was time to eat at noon, Xu Zhaobin came over and saw that Jian Heng seemed to be calling someone, so he stood at the door and signaled for Jian Heng to come over after calling.

  Seeing Xu Zhaobin's actions, Jian Heng hung up the phone and turned to the couple who had been fished out of the water, saying, "Go to the smoking room first, and lunch will be here later."

   "Why do you want to go to the smoking room?" Mr. Trouble grinned and took a sip of Jian Heng's drink and asked a little puzzled.

   "Our meals are not suitable for eating in a restaurant!" Jian Heng threw down a sentence and walked towards Xu Zhaobin.

   Seeing what Mr. Trouble wanted to say, Mrs. Trouble couldn't help but stretched out her hand to give her husband a hand. She knew that her coach had a bad temper, and she was afraid that her husband would get angry again.

  For VIPs like troublesome couples, there is a special place even for meals. Why would they charge such a high membership fee for even a place to eat?

   It's just that Jian Heng, a local turtle, didn't turn this corner all of a sudden. He didn't know this, and thought that the couple were dealing with each other in a small room of dozens of square meters like him.

   "What do you think?" Mrs. Troubled asked her husband in a low voice.

   "It's okay?"

Mrs. Trouble said: "Don't you think our physical strength is better? Think about what it was like to exercise non-stop for two hours a few days ago, and what it looks like now. Although we sweat a lot, we seem to be in good spirits Yes, you don't feel it?"

  Hearing what his wife said, Mr. Trouble felt it for a while, and then said a little suspiciously: "It seems to be a little bit, but could it be a psychological effect?"

  Mr. Trouble is a little uncertain.

   "I don't think so!" said Mrs. Trouble.

Before the couple chatted, Xu Zhaobin pulled Jian Heng aside and said with a little concern: "I wonder if you can do it, if you can't do it, don't worry about it, don't look at these white people who are full of martial arts all day long, in fact If you really feel dark, you may be able to make you hungry and walk around!"

Xu Zhaobin also came to see it a few times today. It’s okay not to watch it. Now the whole gym is very concerned about this matter. Besides, watching the two turtles crawling is also very interesting. Everyone, come and have a look during the gym break. It is also a great thing to enjoy the body and mind.

  Xu Zhaobin is quite worried about Jian Heng now, he is afraid that now that Jian Heng is enjoying himself, he will be killed if he fails to achieve results.

  He has been in contact with these people for a long time, and he knows that some of them don't look rich, and don't look harmless to people and animals who usually look good, but it's really hard for ordinary people like him to be ruthless.

  The old man who has been in the United States for so long has already thrown his fantasy of equality before the laws of fairness and justice in the United States into the garbage dump.

"I said Uncle Xu, don't worry, I wouldn't dare to go to Liangshan without three points, these are all effective methods, if my master didn't specifically ask not to spread it, I don't mind sharing it with you! "Jian Heng casually blocked Xu Zhaobin's way to find a solution in the future.

   It’s not that Jian Heng doesn’t want to teach it. There’s no way to teach this thing. Space is a thing that Jian Heng plans to rot in his stomach until the day he dies, and then pass it on to the next generation when he closes his eyes.

  Xu Zhaobin didn't take it seriously, he thought that Jian Heng's side had a bit of skill, but what he did was a bit outrageous and courageous.

"Okay, then take it easy!" Xu Zhaobin can't say anything else now. Whether he is a compatriot or a colleague, he has fulfilled the responsibility of reminding him. If there are any bad consequences in this matter, he will If you can help, you can help, and if you can't, you can have a clear conscience.

   "How about having some lunch together"

   Seeing that the old man was about to leave, Jian Heng opened his mouth to cover him.

   Xu Zhaobin smiled and waved his hands: "I have been in the United States for so long and I was almost spoiled by these old beauties. I forgot our Chinese polite words, and I almost couldn't help but agree."

   "Please!" Jian Heng said with a smile.

   At this moment, Jian Heng saw the chubby Zhao Changshan walking into the gate with a happy face.

  So he reached out and pointed to the big bag behind him: "Look, there's enough to eat!"

   "Hey!" Xu Zhaobin was taken aback by the big bag behind Changshan. Have you ever seen the KFC takeaway bag? Zhao Changshan's back was half the size of that thing, if it was really full, it would at least be enough for a ten-person table.

  Not to mention Xu Zhaobin, even Jian Heng was taken aback. This guy looked like there were three people, and eight people might not be able to finish eating.

  But on the surface, Jian Heng is not showing any signs of expression. If he can't eat today, he will ask Brother Zhao to cook a little less tomorrow. The rest can be taken home for supper. What a big deal!

   "Chinese food again?" Xu Zhaobin thought of Jian Heng's posture yesterday, and couldn't help shaking his calf.

   Seeing Jian Heng nodded, Xu Zhaobin quickly waved his hands and said, "Forget it, I can't afford this for you! You should enjoy it yourself, I'll eat my chicken breast!"

   After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jian Heng to speak, he turned around and slipped away, as if he was afraid that Jian Heng would pull him to eat Chinese food.

Seeing him running fast, Jian Heng strode towards the smoking room by himself. In the morning, he saw the menu that Zhao Changshan had reported to him. Now, when Jian Heng thinks of those delicious Chinese food, his stomach will burst with greed. up.

  When he reached the smoking room and opened the door, Jian Heng immediately found that Zhao Changshan was introducing Chinese food to two foreigners while placing dishes on the table.

   Only half of the dishes in the bag came out, and there were already six or seven dishes on the table.

Stir-fried chicken offal, fat intestines, etc. Let alone a cook who barely speaks English, he may not even be able to play a professional translation. Now two foreigners and a Chinese cook are figuring out which part of the pig the whole loin is boiled in the air. Woolen cloth.

Jian Heng first went to the faucet in the smoking room to wash his hands. After sitting on the table and drying his hands, he directly took the clip that Zhao Changshan brought over, and clamped one of the three big pig hands on the table in front of him, and then picked it up horizontally. To the mouth and took a bite.

The fragrant and tender stewed pork knuckle is not greasy, whether it is spicy or cumin, it is well placed. Of course, Zhao Changshan’s craftsmanship is not comparable to that of any chef, but even so, it is better than the white pork knuckle here. Eat ten thousand times.

   "Brother Zhao, you did a good job!" Jian Heng stretched out his thumb and praised. This sentence was in Chinese, so he didn't care if the two foreigners could understand it or not.

  Zhao Changshan said with a smile after hearing this: "The time is still a little tight, wait for the next time to start feeding one day in advance, and then stew it first and then roast it to taste better!"

Zhao Changshan speaks English. For him, the two foreigners are the main employers, and they are still big employers. Although there is a relationship like Jian Heng, he still has to consider the idea of ​​​​the payer. He does not want this business to be only one month, it is best to do it for a lifetime.

Jian Heng saw that the troubled couple were still dumbfounded, staring at the dozen dishes on the table in a daze, so he said: "Eat this first, everyone is the same, and I will tell you which one to eat next after you finish eating. This is in order." of!"

   "Whole?" Seeing such a whole pig's trotter, Mrs. Trouble immediately rejected it in her heart, which was almost the size of a palm.

Not to mention her current body shape, even before, she didn't eat fat meat. Every meal was mostly vegetarian dishes, and every meal of meat was probably a little bigger than a fingernail. Now facing such a big man Guy, and it looks like a disgusting pig's foot, why would she want to eat it.

   "You don't understand this. This is a good thing. It is full of collagen. It is especially suitable for women to eat, and it can make women's skin more plump and transparent," Jian Heng said.

  Zhao Changshan immediately nodded and said: "Yes, many girls in China like to eat this food."

  Mr. Trouble doesn’t matter at all. He is lean and only has a skeleton left. He will not refuse this kind of greasy food. If you want to grow meat, eat this is the safest.

   Picked up a pig's knuckle and put it on the disposable dinner plate in front of him. He grabbed it and put it to his mouth.

   "Oh! I didn't expect this food to be so delicious!" Mr. Trouble ate three bites in a row, and said while chewing on the pig's knuckle with his mouth full of oil.

  Jian Heng knows how American pig’s trotters are made. It’s a bit like our domestic method of pickling peppers. Put white pig’s trotters in some marinade and soak them like that, just like canned food.

Not long after Jian Heng arrived in the United States, he went to the supermarket and found that this guy was really cheap. He wanted to get something to satisfy his cravings. Who knew that as soon as he opened the lid, he couldn't stand the smell. After taking a bite, he almost spit out his stomach. Let's say that in China, the local dogs who are not hungry and crazy are not willing to eat it!

Seeing that Mrs. Trouble was still a little scared, Jian Heng said: "Only by listening to me can you lose your weight. In fact, you are different from eating with him. What your husband eats is tonic, but what you eat is to lose weight. You I don’t know what Ying is, do you? Have you ever seen water in your bosom? You are like a glass full of water. Now I want to overflow your ‘cup’. Listen to me, take a big gulp eat!"

  Jian Heng's mouth is full of greasy food, and he has a set of theories to persuade his wife to eat.

  The troublesome wife gritted her teeth and picked up the last pig's knuckle on the plate. As soon as she ate it, she was immediately conquered by the pig's knuckle, so the three people at the table couldn't care less about talking, and each held a pig's knuckle and gnawed on it.

  Looking at the two pig hands, they were still a little bit unsatisfied, and they even stroked their fingers, so Jian Heng said: "Dip the preserved egg directly in vinegar, one bite at a time, you two and the other three!"

  Jian Heng knows that foreigners don’t like preserved eggs, and has always called them devil eggs, but what Jian Heng considers is to make them feel uncomfortable. After one good dish, the next one will let them challenge this thing.

  The two of them ate the trotters happily. They really couldn't eat preserved eggs, so they grinned and ate for five minutes before they ate the five preserved eggs.

  There are about ten dishes on a table, and they didn’t eat half of them, not to mention troublesome couples, even Jian Heng was a bit overwhelmed.

"Brother Zhao, change the recipe tomorrow. Boiled fish, preferably wild black fish without the smell of earth." Jian Heng burped and began to order Mingda's dishes: "Also, you can cook less. It’s too honest! You don’t have to pay so much for vegetables!”

   Before Jian Heng finished speaking, two beautiful girls stood at the door and knocked gently: "Can you come in?"

  Jian Heng looked at it, and his heart suddenly fluttered. These two are none other than the beautiful twins he saw when he first came here.

   "Yes, yes! Welcome welcome!"

   When a beauty came and she was a pair of twin sisters as soon as they appeared, Jian Heng immediately grabbed the toothpick in his palm and stood up from the chair.

  Seeing the table full of dishes, and all of them are high in oil and fat, the two girls suddenly felt that their fitness concept was shattered.

Before they came in, the two of them thought that what everyone spread was just nonsense, but after seeing it with their own eyes, the two felt that the gossip spread this time had no actual situation at all, which was surprising. This is not a lunch at the gym, this is completely a game for a big eater. !

  (end of this chapter)