Little Life on An American Ranch

Pa, the old man stretched out his hand and patted Jian Heng's back: "Okay!"

Jian Heng was woken up by the old man's slap, and felt a kind of lightness all over his body when he woke up. In the past, Jian Heng didn't believe that there were people who went for massages and didn't do anything else, but after the old man's massage, he finally believed that this massage can also be addictive.

In the first 30 minutes, Jian Heng felt that he was sore and sore. In the middle, he felt pain all over his body. fell asleep.

Being slapped by the old man woke Jian Heng up from his dream.

Sitting up from the massage table, Jian Heng looked at the old man who was busy arranging things on the cart, and opened his mouth and said, "Grandpa, I have something to discuss with you!"

"Say!" the old man said without turning his head.

"I would like to ask you to do me a favor. Come to my place and give my students a massage to loosen their bones, including food and lodging. I will give you 20,000 yuan a month, and there will be dividends at the end of the year!" Jian Heng said.

Hearing this, the old man turned his head to look at Jian Heng, frowning slightly: "You also run a massage parlor that sells dog meat with sheep's head?"

Seeing the old man's face, Jian Heng quickly waved his hands and said, "No! No! No! I don't run a massage shop, I run a ranch!"

When the old man heard the word ranch, he was a little confused, put down his work and asked, "What is a ranch?"

Suddenly the old man asked what is a pasture, and Jian Heng was stumped for a while. After thinking for a while, he organized his words in his mind, and then said: "Just buy a piece of grass and raise some cattle and sheep. , and then make money by selling cattle and sheep, this is the pasture.”

"What does it have to do with me selling cattle and sheep?" The old man became even more confused.

Jian Heng said: "After listening to me, my ranch doesn't have many cattle and sheep. The main project is fitness, or body management, which is to keep people in shape. The main training method is exercise. After exercise, isn't it? My whole body is sore, I want you to come to my place and be a masseur!"

"That's not the same? Isn't it just a gym? I don't know anything. Are you serving high-end people?" the old man said.

Jian Heng nodded and said, "Yeah!"

"Isn't it the same? They all rely on those things to make money?" The old man dismissed it disdainfully: "Find a bunch of little girls,

Then make a fool of yourself and do that shitty thing, let me tell you that my old Yao earns his living with his handiwork, and doesn't serve those messy people, so what if he has money? My old Yao doesn't like it, but I still don't like him! "

What the old man said was a tough one.

After hearing this, Jian Heng had no choice but to explain: "I don't have that thing here! Even if you want it, I still don't want it. What kind of a mess do you think you are?"

"There really isn't such a dirty thing?" The old man still couldn't believe it: "Then your place definitely doesn't make any money. Nine and a half out of ten places that want to make money now have such messy things."

Jian Heng had no choice but to pat his chest and said: "If you want to do that dirty thing, you just spit on my face. Those people are as tired as dogs after a day. How can they be in the mood to think about the little things in their crotch?" !"

The old man opened his eyes wide and stared at Jian Heng intently.

Jian Heng met the old man's gaze and said: "Mr. Yao, you're doing this trick again. I'm telling you the truth!"

The old man smiled and said, "20,000 yuan a month, and there will be dividends at the end of the year, so tell me how much dividends you can get in a year?"

"Can't it be less than ten thousand dollars?" Jian Heng said.

"Do you want to establish a written proof? List all the conditions I want!" The old man asked again.

Jian Heng said: "Not only is there written evidence, but also a contract!"

"Then let me think about it!" The old man became serious when he heard that there was everything here.

"However, old man, I have to explain this to you!" Jian Heng saw that there was a connection, so he wanted to tell the place of work.

The old man lost his mind again, and glanced at Jian Heng: "What do you think?"

"The location of this job is not in China, but in the United States!" Jian Heng said.

"America?" The old man seemed to doubt his ears when he heard it. He stretched out his hand and tapped his ear with his little finger: "You said you want me to go to the United States to work for you?"

"Yeah, didn't I tell you that I have a U.S. ID card? Besides, the domestic land is owned by the public, and I can own the U.S. land. I don't have a note from a judge. If someone breaks in, I can use a gun directly." Kill him!" Originally, Jian Heng wanted to say an American passport, but he changed it to an ID card because he was afraid that the old man would not understand.

"My craft can be eaten in the United States?" The old man seemed a little unconfident.

Jian Heng said: "Why? American things are allowed to sell at a higher price in China, and we Chinese's old crafts are not allowed to be eaten in the United States? Besides, your craft is this!"

As Jian Heng said, he gave the old man a thumbs up.

"Then you arrange it. You pay for the car every year?" The old man seemed very interested in going to the United States, and said to Jian Heng after thinking for a while.

Jian Heng said generously: "It's all mine, but there are a lot of people in my place, there are more than forty people at full capacity, you have to bring me two or three students out there, or you are really busy all by yourself. don't come."

Without waiting for the master to speak, Jian Heng quickly continued to explain: "Master, I have not taught the students the idea of ​​throwing away the teacher, and there will be no problem signing the contract for ten years!"

"Do you think I don't have hands?" The old man looked at Jian Heng with disdain after hearing this: "If I don't have hands, do you think there are still people rushing to invite me right now?"

"That's right, it's easy to deal with if you keep one hand, then let's book this matter?" Jian Heng is not worried about the tricks the old man is playing. Judging from the old man's current temperament, he is really a person of his duty , even if he really arrives in the United States, if the old man does something like that, Jian Heng will naturally have a way to deal with it.

The old man glanced at Jian Heng and said, "20,000 RMB a month, and dividends during the Chinese New Year. By the way, how much RMB is 10,000 US dollars?"

"About 60,000 to 70,000," Jian Heng said.

"That's it. When will the contract be signed?" the old man said suddenly.

"Ah, it's settled?" Jian Heng suddenly felt that the happiness came a little suddenly: "You don't want to investigate, what if I am a liar?"

I didn't expect the old man to see it here.

He opened his mouth and said, "I am an old man, besides this craft, what else can you deceive? If you want to deceive my craft, let me tell you the truth. Many people have tried many methods up to now, but nothing has worked. I can get my wish. At most, you just lied to me for a month or two of salary. Talking is nothing, so I can’t blame you. I can only blame myself for seeing the wrong person. At your age, it’s okay to look at it personally. You can’t do such low-spirited things with your arrogance. If there is something unhealthy in your field, it is also in the United States. Is it legal for me to do it? I don’t care about the fart! I just can’t understand a bunch of people in China who don’t do serious things. As for the foreign devils, I don’t care about them!”

Jian Heng thought to himself: Hey, I also met an old cynic!

But the old man said again: "I have another condition here, that is, I don't agree with people I don't like!"

"Up to you!" Jian Heng nodded in agreement.

"Then when will the contract be concluded and when will we start?" Old Master Yao said.

"Wait for this matter. I still have to make a call. Suddenly, I have to ask you how to go to the United States as soon as possible."

As Jian Heng said, he took out his phone and directly dialed the long-distance number in the United States. A call was made to his lawyer Daniel's mobile phone, and then he discussed with him how to let Mr. Yao enter the United States to work as a talent.

Jian Heng is a person with a company in the United States. It doesn't take a lot of effort to introduce an employee to work in the United States as a talent. The only thing that needs to be considered is money.

Let's put it this way, there are very few problems in the United States that can't be solved with money. If money can't solve it, Jian Heng can't do it either.

For example, if Jian Heng wanted to sell American interests, how could he be qualified to sell them! The so-called traitors, in which country can a commoner, a small businessman, do it? It is the people in power who have the capital to betray the country. Most people say it is not easy to say, there is no way to betray the country!

For about ten minutes, Jian Heng took out his notes and talked with Daniel on the phone. When he was waiting to put down the phone, he told the old man a few important things, such as passports. Anyway, he didn’t have many things prepared. The main thing is that Jian Heng's American company will do it in the United States.

"Don't promise to say goodbye! I will send you the contract tomorrow, as well as the signing fee," Jian Heng said.

The old man agreed, and Jian Heng also tried the old man's craft here, so he didn't want the old man to slip away from his hands again, so he gave a special instruction.

The old man glanced at Jian Heng: "Am I that kind of person! I said to do it in your place, so I will do it in that place!"

"Ranch!" Jian Heng corrected him and said, "That's fine, I'll come back tomorrow!"

"Okay! Then I'll wait for your news!" Old Master Yao said.

After speaking, Jian Heng remembered one thing, and asked a little embarrassedly: "Old man, I don't know your name, Gao?"

"Yao Chang, Yao with a sign next to the female character, the length is the length of the long and short," the old man said.

"Then I'll go first today." Jian Heng knew the name of the old man, and then said goodbye to the old man.

This time, the old man sent Jian Heng to the door, but only to the door, with a few simple polite words, before Jian Heng walked ten meters away, he closed the door with a snap.

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