Life is a Game

10 hours of high-speed rail is very long, but also very short.

In the few hours after the call ended, Jiang Feng thought of many ways, but he rejected them one by one.

Jiang Jiankang has opened a small restaurant in City Z for many years, and has accumulated deep connections. It can be said that there are no larger vegetable suppliers and meat suppliers around city z that Jiang Jiankang doesn't know. Not to mention the slaughterhouse. Comrade Wang Xiulian had a glorious record of going to the slaughterhouse in the next city to grab pork in the early morning, and she still occasionally brags about it.

Nowadays, even Comrades Jiang Jiankang and Wang Xiulian can't find the pork that the old man wanted. Jiang Feng realized that this problem cannot be solved with conventional thinking and normal thinking. There will be different gains.

Jiang Feng even thought about whether his cousins ​​should form a team to steal the pig back. With Brother De's strength, Brother Cheng's scheming, Brother Ran's strategizing, Jiang Junlian and Jiang Junqing's unconventional playing cards, plus his own fish in troubled waters, their pig-stealing team will definitely continue to grow. Not to mention one head, even if there are ten or a hundred heads. In time, there will definitely be a place for them in the bureau, and social news is no longer a dream.

Forget it, the life of a dog is important, you can't ruin all future New Year's Eve dinners for one New Year's Eve dinner.

In the end, Jiang Feng came up with the idea of ​​the big flower, thinking that he might as well transport the big flower from Beiping and kill it. Raising pigs for a thousand days uses pigs for a while, good steel is used for the blade, and good meat is used for the New Year's Eve dinner.

Jiang's pig's death at the New Year's Eve dinner table can be regarded as its affirmation and respect in this life.

But this idea was quickly dismissed by Jiang Feng himself, not because he was afraid that killing Dahua would not be able to complete the hidden task [Dahua's wish], nor was it a pity that killing Dahua would not have an experience machine.

The main reason is that the permits for live pigs to go on the road will not be available for a while, even if Dahua is brought from Beiping to Z City, he will not be able to arrive before the New Year's Eve.

In the Jiang family, there is nothing more important than celebrating the New Year, even game tasks have to be sidelined.

Jiang Feng, who hadn't figured out the answer on the high-speed rail, still couldn't figure it out after returning home.

It was the first time for Jiang Feng to go home since Chinese New Year last year. Although he spent much less time at home after going to college, but when he entered the house and followed up with the hotel like now, it was the same as being a guest for the first time when he lived in the house for 20 years. Even the electric kettle was missing. less than.

This was the first time Jiang Feng encountered this situation.

Comrades Jiang Jiankang and Wang Xiulian had already cleaned the entire house when they returned home two days ago. Although they didn't live there, they couldn't let the house be dirty during the Chinese New Year. So when Jiang Feng arrived home, although the house was deserted, it was at least clean. .

It's just that the inside of the cabinet is a bit dirty. Jiang Feng wiped a hand of dust when he was looking for the electric kettle just now. Comrade Jiang Jiankang must have been lazy when cleaning it.

So now the question is, where is the electric kettle?

The buttons in their house have been used for several years and the buttons are always out of order. The electric kettle that has to be guarded by someone to boil water has been taken away?

Jiang Feng stared at the messy living room, kitchen and dining room he turned over, lost in thought.

It was almost 11 o'clock now, and the supermarket and canteen downstairs must have been closed. The neighborhood where Jiang Feng's house is located is relatively old, and there are no 24-hour convenience stores nearby. If you want to buy water, you have to walk a few kilometers to the street to see if there are any small shops that are still open, or wait until the supermarket opens the next morning.

Jiang Feng didn't want to choose either of these two options.

Thirst is an amazing feeling, and when you don't feel it, it's okay to go without water for a whole day. As long as you feel it, even if you just drank a bottle of water 5 minutes ago, you will still feel uncomfortable. No matter what you are doing, the feeling of thirst will linger in your heart and tongue, burning like bone-eroding poison. heart of.

Now that he was thirsty, Jiang Feng put aside the pig problem for the time being and began to rummage around the whole family for the kettle. This time he searched very carefully. He not only searched the living room, dining room, kitchen and bedroom where there is a high probability of finding an electric kettle, but also searched the bathroom and balcony where the kettle may appear, as well as the wardrobe, bookcase, and TV where there is no possibility of a kettle. Cabinets and bedside tables.

In the end, Jiang Feng still didn't find the kettle, but he found Jiang Jiankang's private money that Jiang Jiankang had hidden in the TV cabinet at some point and had probably forgotten.

It's not that Jiang Feng complained about his own father. For so many years, Comrade Jiang Jiankang has not changed the place where he hides his private money. The interlayer of the drawer, the inner layer of the wardrobe, the inside of the vase, and the bottom of the TV cabinet are just a few places back and forth. No wonder When Comrade Wang Xiulian is short of money, she always catches one right.

Although I didn't get what I really wanted, I got 1,000 RMB, which is generally worth the money.

Jiang Feng, who had harvested 1,000 yuan, sat down on the sofa with a dejected face. Although his spirit and wallet were greatly satisfied, his body and the tip of his tongue told him that what he really wanted was not the fortune from heaven.

Seeing the living room turned upside down like a thief, Jiang Feng hesitated between enduring it or drinking the bleach-flavored tap water, and finally chose to borrow water from the next door.

When he came back before, he seemed to see that the lights of Chen Xiuxiu's house were on downstairs. Chen Xiuxiu probably hadn't returned to the countryside yet.

It's only past 11 o'clock now, and any normal 20-year-old cultivator who is on vacation will stay awake during this golden time.

Jiang Feng grabbed his phone, put on slippers, pushed open the door to the corridor, and knocked on the door of Chen Xiuxiu's house.

While knocking on the door, Jiang Feng clicked on a certain treasure, planning to buy an electric kettle online.

A country cannot live without a king, and a family cannot live without an electric kettle.

"Who is it?" Chen Xiuxiu's voice came from the door.

"I, Jiang Feng, we can't find the kettle, let's get some water!" Jiang Feng shouted at the door, afraid that Chen Xiuxiu couldn't hear clearly.

"Wait a minute, I'm washing my hair!" Chen Xiuxiu shouted at the top of her voice in the room.

Jiang Feng successfully placed an order for an electric kettle while waiting for Chen Xiuxiu to open the door. Just as he was about to open the browser and browse the news to pass the time while waiting for Chen Xiuxiu to open the door, a brilliant idea appeared in his mind.

Jiang Feng clicked on the browser and began to search for where to buy a whole live pig.

The first searched item is fresh pig head wholesale, the second item is how much profit can be made if a live pig is sold out in the market, the third item is pig head wholesale, the fourth item is where can I buy a live pig transport truck, and the fifth item is still the same It is pig head wholesale, article 6 is where to buy live pig head, article 7 is how to deal with live pig head, and article 8 is how to breed live pig head.

Jiang Feng: ...

"Fuck, this ****"

"*****"

Jiang Feng couldn't help saying some words that would definitely be raped and harmonious when he was fighting the king.

The door opened.

Chen Xiuxiu:? ? ?

"Did I offend you?" Chen Xiuxiu wrapped her hair in a turban and wore a winter pajamas of the same style as the landlord Lao Cai, looking at Jiang Feng unkindly.

"No." Jiang Feng repeatedly denied.

"Come in, didn't Aunt Wang tell you that your kettle is in our house." Chen Xiuxiu turned sideways to let Jiang Feng in, "My kettle broke down two days ago, and when I went downstairs to buy a kettle, I happened to meet Aunt Wang, she said Anyway, you don't live at home very much, so you gave me the kettle."

Chen Xiuxiu pointed to the kitchen: "You can get it there yourself, I'll buy a new one tomorrow."

Jiang Feng went to the kitchen to get the electric kettle: "Uncle Chen hasn't come back yet? When are you going back to the countryside?"

"My dad is back. He drank alcohol and slept in the house tonight. I don't know when he will return to the country. It should be quite late this year. My dad seems to have some work to do. After returning from a business trip, he worked overtime in the company. , I should go back at the latest on New Year's Eve." Chen Xiuxiu said, "Why haven't you gone back? I remember that you returned to the countryside during the Chinese New Year, didn't you go back most actively?"

Jiang Feng sighed: "Don't mention it, anyone who can't find a pig this year will not be able to go back."

Chen Xiuxiu:? ? ?

"pig?"

"Xiuxiu, does your family raise pigs?" Jiang Feng began to rush to the doctor in a hurry.

"Ah?" Chen Xiuxiu was stunned, "Nurture...Nurture."

"Oh, I knew your family definitely didn't..."

"What, your family raises pigs?!"